Comical Elton Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Elton John has never had a parrot
But he's had a cockatoo
Why did Elton John go to Radio City Music Hall?
He wanted to be a Rockette Man
We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino..
But did you know that he s**... on the o**...?
Who was the only British queen to be knighted?
Elton John
I heard that Elton John was pretty good on the piano
but apparently he s**... on the o**....
Elton John just launched a women's l**... line.. "And you can tell everybody this is your thong"
Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?
They found traces of Mercury in him.
What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?
Sandals in the Bin
Why does Elton John play the piano?
Because he s**... on an o**....
I took a piano lesson with Elton John...
He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool.
Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad
he thought for a moment and replied "no thanks, I'm a rocket man"
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You would've thought Elton John would have better fashion sense...
Seeing as he spent so much time in the closet
It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist.
But did you know he s**... on the o**...?
What'**... more ball than tiger woods?
Elton John's chin
What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?
Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics...
...I hope you don't mind.
Elton John thinks that "sorry" seems to be the hardest word.
He clearly hasn't been to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?
Only one of them got to be Queen of England...
They found a 106-year-old fruitcake in Antarctica
That's right. They found Elton John in Antarctica.
Before taking lessons, Elton John first learned how to play the piano by ear.
I still think it was easier to use my fingers.
Q. What did George Michael sing at Elton John's wedding?
A. "Don't let your son go down on me."
Apparently, Elton John has never owned a parrot
But he's certainly had a cockatoo.
Want to hear my impression of Elton John?
He's gay. That's the impression I get.
I saw a girl busking today.
She had a great voice and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.
"Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
"Your thong," I replied with a wink.
Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.
It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.
I thought Elton John fell down a flight of stairs.
Turns out he's still standing.
Elton John and Miley Cyrus win best original rendition by an original artist at the 2018 Grammy Awards
For best original cover of Tony Danza
In 1982 Elton John attended one of Queen's concerts, but was shortly hospitalized afterwards.
Turns out they found traces of Mercury in him.
Just watched Elton John's new standup act...
It's a little bit funny.
They threw me in jail for singing too much Elton John...
I'm not sure when I'll get out, but I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
What's Elton John's favourite kind of pasta?
PENNE
Elton John hates ordering Chinese food
Soya seems to be the hardest word
Elton John is awesome on the piano
However, he s**... on the o**....
Neil Patrick Harris and Elton John are so much alike...
I can never get them straight.
Did you hear Elton John just broke up with his husband?
Yeah...he caught him having s**... behind his back.
Elton John
On vacation, Elton John finds himself meandering in a Mediterranean orchard. Spying a tree, Elton decides to relive some boyhood memories and climb a tree, albeit only the first branch.
As Elton sits, his well-heeled (and sparkly) feet dangling, a local boy walks by. Waving, Elton call out, "Would you like anything?"
"Fig!" The boy yells back.
Offended, Elton crosses his arms. "What did you call me?"
"No," the boy replies, pointing, "THAT low hanging fruit!"
The last two surviving munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz" have passed away, and Sir Elton is dedicating a song...
...he's calling it "Goodbye Yellow Brick Choades"
A documentary of when Elton John developed anger problems and went to anger management.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rage.
Elton John famously detests ice burg lettuce
He's more of a Rocket Man
"Its a little bit funny, This feeling inside!."
Sorry Elton, i forgot to take my wrist watch off.
Elton John is a great pianist
but I hear he s**... on the o**...
Did you hear the joke about Elton John?
It's a little bit funny.
I came up with a joke about Elton John
It's a little bit funny
So I hear Elton John is very good at the piano.
But he s**... on the o**....
What do you call a gay hispanic?
Elton Juan.
Apparently Sir Elton John is so fat now he has to get trousers custom-made.
Goodbye normal jeans.
What does Elton John have after getting drunk at an Italian restaurant?
Penne and regrets
Elton John did so much l**... at a party one night, he tried to have s**... with a woman...
Dude was straight trippin'
Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
It's a little fit bunny.
Shock Rocker Alice Cooper says he's taken up Tap Dancing during lockdown, with online group lessons every Wednesday
He says he's making slow progress, but doing better than Elton John, who - after six weeks - is still standing.
Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit
It's a little fit bunny
Elton John found a baby rabbit at the gym the other day.
It's a little fit bunny...
I have a pun about Elton John
It's a little bit funny...
I've got a joke about Elton John.
It's a little bit funny.
Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym...
"It's a little fit bunny...."
Did you hear Elton John brought his pet rabbit to the gym with him recently?
It's a little fit bunny…
Did you see the treadmill Elton John got for his rabbit?
"It's a little fit bunny..."
Wanna hear my Elton John joke?
It's a little bit funny…
What was Jesus' least favorite Elton John song?
"Take Me to the Pilate"
What does Harry Potter and Elton John have in common?
Both of them have spent a portion of their lives in a closet.
Apparently Elton John has a personal trainer for his rabbit…
It's a little fit bunny
How do you tell Elton John his flies are undone?
His candle's in the wind.
What did Elton John say when he saw a muscular rabbit?
It's a little fit bunny…
