Elton Jokes

Funniest Elton Short Jokes

Short elton jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elton humour may include short piano jokes also.

1. Apparently, elton john owns a pygmy rabbit that is super hyper and runs all the time. It's a little, fit bunny.
2. Elton John discovered some high-end denims and decided to throw out his regular Levi's. He said good bye normal jeans.
3. In 1982 Elton John attended one of Queen's concerts, but was shortly hospitalized afterwards. Turns out they found traces of Mercury in him.
4. Elton John thinks that "sorry" seems to be the hardest word. He clearly hasn't been to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
5. What does Harry Potter and Elton John have in common? Both of them have spent a portion of their lives in a closet.
6. I took a piano lesson with Elton John... He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool.
7. They found a 106-year-old fruitcake in Antarctica That's right. They found Elton John in Antarctica.
8. They threw me in jail for singing too much Elton John... I'm not sure when I'll get out, but I think it's gonna be a long, long time.
9. Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad he thought for a moment and replied "no thanks, I'm a rocket man"
10. Before taking lessons, Elton John first learned how to play the piano by ear. I still think it was easier to use my fingers.

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Elton One Liners

Which elton one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elton? I can suggest the ones about music and concert.

1. Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym... "It's a little fit bunny...."
2. I have a pun about Elton John It's a little bit funny...
3. Elton John has never had a parrot But he's had a cockatoo
4. Elton John's gained a notable amount of weight lately. Goodbye, normal jeans.
5. Neil Patrick Harris and Elton John are so much alike... I can never get them straight.
6. How do you tell Elton John his flies are undone? His candle's in the wind.
7. Just watched Elton John's new standup act... It's a little bit funny.
8. What was Jesus' least favorite Elton John song? "Take Me to the Pilate"
9. Why did Elton John go to Radio City Music Hall? He wanted to be a Rockette Man
10. What does Elton John have after getting drunk at an Italian restaurant? Penne and regrets
11. I thought Elton John fell down a flight of stairs. Turns out he's still standing.
12. Apparently, Elton John has never owned a parrot But he's certainly had a cockatoo.
13. I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics... ...I hope you don't mind.
14. What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song? Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
15. Elton John hates ordering Chinese food Soya seems to be the hardest word

Elton John Jokes

Here is a list of funny elton john jokes and even better elton john puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John? Only one of them got to be Queen of England...
• A documentary of when Elton John developed anger problems and went to anger management. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rage.
• Elton John and Miley Cyrus win best original rendition by an original artist at the 2018 Grammy Awards For best original cover of Tony Danza
• What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin
• Who was the only British queen to be knighted? Elton John
• Have you heard Elton John's new Xmas song about a reindeer with stunted growth? ....Tiny Prancer.
• Elton John famously detests ice burg lettuce He's more of a Rocket Man
• What's Elton John's favourite kind of pasta? PENNE
• You would've thought Elton John would have better fashion sense... Seeing as he spent so much time in the closet
• What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John

Sir Elton Jokes

Here is a list of funny sir elton jokes and even better sir elton puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The last two surviving munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz" have passed away, and Sir Elton is dedicating a song... ...he's calling it "Goodbye Yellow Brick Choades"
• Out of all the fruits out there, tell me your favorite. Mine is Sir Elton John.

Comical Elton Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about elton you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean john jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elton pranks.