Elsa Jokes
35 elsa jokes and hilarious elsa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elsa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These hilarious Elsa jokes are sure to make you laugh! From jokes about Hurricane Elsa to funny puns about Elsa Majimbo and Elsa pictures, find out why Elizabeth, Diabeetus and Lizzie are laughing!
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Funniest Elsa Short Jokes
Short elsa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elsa humour may include short balloon jokes also.
- Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just "let it go".
My 6 year old told me this.
I will show myself out now... - Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just Let It Go.
As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter - Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed.
Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?
Because she'll let it goooo - Why did no one give Elsa a balloon for her birthday? Because she'll just Let It Go.
told to me by a 7yo that thought it was the funniest thing they've ever heard. - Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!"
This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew. - Elsa dolls outsell Anna dolls in every country in the world, except Italy because when Italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say You wanta Anna or Elsa!
- Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? Because she'll let it go.
My 8 year old son told me this one this morning. I couldn't be prouder :) - Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she would let it go...let it go....let it go.
(From my daughter) - An 8 year old kid told me this joke. Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold on to your kite?
Because she will let it go. - How did Elsa feel about absolute zero? She was 0k.
The cold never bothered her anyway.
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Elsa One Liners
Which elsa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elsa? I can suggest the ones about twist and maria.
- Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go.
- What do you call Elsa when she locked herself in her room for years? Iceolated
- What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......
- Elsa from Frozen is now an adult film actress starring in Let it grow
- What does Elsa do with a Balloon? She'll let it go!
- Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon Because she'll let it go
- Why did Elsa lose her kite? She let it go.
- Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold a balloon? Because she'll just let it go
- A Disney princess was arrested by mistake They thought it was someone Elsa.
- What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident? Frozen vegetables
- Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go.
- Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? She will Let It Go!
- I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend, She seems frigid.
- I really really wanted to meet Elsa I was told to let it go
- What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe
Humorous Elsa Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about elsa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean raven jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elsa pranks.
Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore t**... and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
Told to me by a six year old.
Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!
I am a waiter and I have regular family every week on Monday. I exchange jokes with the youngest boy and he always wins free dessert. This week however he won a free meal for the whole family. I laughed til I made yellow snow
Edit. Did not know it was my cake day! I think this is my first joke post. Just wanted to share.
Elsa was complaining to her friend about a boy from their class.
He's pretty creepy. He knows so many dirty songs! , she said.
And he sings them around you? , her friend asked.
No, but he whistles them.
I got an icy h**... from Elsa last week
But three seconds in I was screaming Let it go! Let it go!!
