The Best 29 Elsa Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Elsa jokes. There are some elsa munchkin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elsa annie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Elsa Jokes and Puns
Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'd just "let it go".
My 6 year old told me this.
I will show myself out now...
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'd just Let It Go.
As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter
Told to me by a six year old.
Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!
I am a waiter and I have regular family every week on Monday. I exchange jokes with the youngest boy and he always wins free dessert. This week however he won a free meal for the whole family. I laughed til I made yellow snow
Edit. Did not know it was my cake day! I think this is my first joke post. Just wanted to share.
Why was the snow yellow?
Elsa let it go.
What do you call Elsa when she locked herself in her room for years?
Iceolated
I got an icy handjob from Elsa last week
But three seconds in I was screaming Let it go! Let it go!!
Elsa
My daughter just told me this before bed.
Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?
Because she'll let it goooo
What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Elsa from Frozen is now an adult film actress starring in
Let it grow
Why did no one give Elsa a balloon for her birthday?
Because she'll just Let It Go.
told to me by a 7yo that thought it was the funniest thing they've ever heard.
You can explore elsa lizzie reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean elsa betsy dad jokes. There are also elsa puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!"
This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Elsa dolls outsell Anna dolls in every country in the world, except Italy
because when Italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say You wanta Anna or Elsa!
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon
Because she'll let it go
Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?
Because she'll let it go.
My 8 year old son told me this one this morning. I couldn't be prouder :)
Why did Elsa lose her kite?
She let it go.
Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold a balloon?
Because she'll just let it go
A Disney princess was arrested by mistake
They thought it was someone Elsa.
What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident?
Frozen vegetables
Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she would let it go...let it go....let it go.
(From my daughter)
An 8 year old kid told me this joke.
Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold on to your kite?
Because she will let it go.
I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend,
She seems frigid.
I really really wanted to meet Elsa
I was told to let it go
How did Elsa feel about absolute zero?
She was 0k.
The cold never bothered her anyway.
What did Anna say to Elsa when the weed was pretty alright?
♫OK High♫
How do the people of Arendelle adress Queen Elsa?
"All **hail** the queen!"
*address (typo in the title)
What did Elsa say to Hodor?
Let it go, let it go; turn away and slam the door.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do to Elsa? He let her go.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the elsa harriet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working elsa catherine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.