Eloquently Jokes
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It's finals week and the only question on the test is "what is 2+2?"
A philosophy major writes a long eloquent response but doesn't bother to actually answer the question.
A math major makes a formal proof that 2=2 and that addition is commutative before using the squeeze theorem to prove that 4≤2+2≤4.
An engineering major knows the answer is 4 but writes down 5 just to be safe.
A work colleague asked me how my emails are always so eloquently written. I have a secret weapon — a tiny insect that proofreads my work.
It's a spelling bee.
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Don't you love it when you get beautiful texts from someone that cares about you?
So eloquently written, it ties your stomach in knots. Writing so succinct and captivating it gets your heart pounding and racing. Using words that convey such great ideas. I got one like that one today. It read
"Ballistic missile threat inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill."
Truly powerful words. They **blew** me away
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A Russian and an American are in a bar talking about democracy
At one point, the American shouts The problem with you Russians is, you don't understand democracy! . To which the Russian eloquently responded What do you mean? We got Trump elected didn't we?
A poor student writes to his dad for help.
Being the eloquent teen he is, all he can muster is;
"No mon, no fun, your son."
To which the father replies;
"Too bad, so sad, love dad."
I am not an eloquent man, so I'll keep this as succinct as possible.
A man was being interviewed at a job interview...
...and the interviewer was thoroughly impressed.
The man was eloquent in speaking and seemed highly fit for the job.
However, one question lingered in the interviewer's mind...
So you seem very skilled and fit for the job. However, I have one question, why were you unemployed for 4 years?
The man replies:
Oh, I was in Yale.
The interviewer, impressed by the man being able to be enrolled in such an exclusive school, hires him on the spot.
The man, overcome with joy, whips out his phone and calls his wife and shouts:
Honey, I did it! I got the yob!
What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?
If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.
If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.
If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.
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