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- Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGates.
- Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
- If Elon Musk's space company establishes a mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
- What's the difference between elon musk and a lemur? Elon Musk made an electric car
Lemurs Madagascar - Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
- Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
- Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. He plan to buy it.
- Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
- Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition? He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out
- why Elon musk is A true Edison of our time ? Because He found a way to milk Nicolai after he has been long in the grave, too
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- I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.
- New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
- Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
- What's the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn't think he's Elon Musk.
- Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk.
- Teslas do not have New Car smell… They have an Elon Musk
- What do you call new car smell in a Tesla? Elon's Musk
- What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
- How did Elon Musk celebrate 420? With SpaceX going up in smoke.
- What does a new tesla car smells like? Elon Musk
- Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.
- Is cybertruck a joke? If Elon Musk Say so.
- my new Tesla didn't come with that new car smell. ...... It came with an Elon Musk.
- What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12? i 1 2 ½ 6
- What's in common between Elon Musk and Homeless man They both do not pay taxes
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Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared...
I guess you could say it was a *s**... SpaceX.*
To counteract the cybertruck unveiling fiasco, Tesla is opening a new line of men’s fragrances.
Elon’s musk
Finally Elon Musk made the car I always drew when I was five.
The Tesla Cybertruck ...
Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia?
They had a firey start, then a major break up.
Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne.
They call it Elon Musk.
Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?
Elon Musk must smell pretty good.
It would be endearing to call Elon Musk...
Musk Dear
What cologne do engineers wear?
Elon's musk
Why did Elon Musk's wife leave him?
she asked for s**... and got S3X instead.
TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening.
His name is Felon Dusk.
Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?
He would have made a gas car
What did Tesla call their new air-freshener scent?
Elon Musk
Elon Musk's stripper name ...
*Elon Gates*
Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.
Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.
What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales.
In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon "Musk".
Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does...
It's Elon Musk.
What candy did Elon Musk give kids for Halloween?
Rockets.
What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?
He just wants her to be down to Mars
Elon Musk announced today that SpaceX is no longer planning a trip to Mars
and that lucky passengers will instead be launched directly into the surface of the sun.
What kind of cologne applies itself?
Elon Musk
I hear Elon Musk is in hospital again
He has a new kind of shingles
What's Elon Musk's favorite band?
The Cult.
In case of WW3 or any other trouble on Earth, Elon Musk can Become next level Noah
With his Elon's Ark.
I have a name for Elon Musk's three droplets of tears
The Three Musk Tears
Why does Elon Musk go to the gym
He wants to be Muskular.
Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is....
quite a ground breaking invention.
What does the inside of a new Tesla smell like?
Elon's musk.
Elon once tried to market his own fragrance line...
he called it "Musk"
What do people say when Elon Musk says ,"I'm going to the gym."?
Musk-u-liar
Did you hear about the new SpaceX company?
They're going into the cologne business. Elon's Musks
What was the martian's favorite cologne?
Elon Musk.
Tesla is coming out with a new fragrance
Elon Musk
I just heard that the CEO of Tesla could have been seeing Jonny Depp's Ex-Wife while they were still married
I'm surprised Jonny couldn't smell the Elon Musk
So I've been digging into this whole Elon thing
I musk say that this whole boring machine isn't so. It's groundbreaking and I'm glad he decided to brake ground on this project
what is Elon Musk's moniker?
Tesla.
What is Elon Musk's favorite thing to do?
Space s**....
Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?
Yeah, Amber Heard
What do you call an entrepreneur's body odor?
Elon's musk.
Say what you will about Elon Musk
but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.
Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like?
Elon's Musk
Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model
The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.
What cologne do Tesla drivers wear?
Elon's Musk
Two guys walk into a bar
They walk up to the robot bartender and the first guy says "I'll have an h2o." The second guy says "I'll have an h2o too!" The robot bartender then murders them both because Elon Musk was right about AI.
Not just Daenerys, Elon Musk also has Dragons
But they breath fire from behind.
What does Elon Musk call his kids?
Musk Rats.
I heard Elon Musk is talking about rebuilding PR's power grid...
Talk about good *PR.*
What is Elon Musk's least favorite country?
Madagascar
What cologne do SpaceX employees wear?
Musk by Elon
I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks.
It was a boring job.
How do you know Elon Musk loves his tesla?
It was originally named tess.
Yo momma so dumb
She thought Elon Musk was a perfume
People says Elon Musk's model S, 3, X is dirty, but...
So is SpaceX
Why does Elon Musk want to go to Mars?
So he can escape from his investors.
Elon Musk
People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.
Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"
Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"
Who is the best known South African comedian besides Trevor Noah?
Elon Musk
What's Elon Musks favorite candy?
Mars Bars
Why did Elon Musk choose the name SpaceX instead of SpaceY?
Because if it was SpaceY, it would have focused too much on molesting children.
I really hope we never have to see a big scandal involving elon musk..
I think getting over Elongate would be a very drawn out process.
How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?
SpaceX
Imagine if Elon Musk wrote a book about his life...
It would probably be an electric auto-biography
What is Tesla's new fragrance called?
Elon Musk
What do you call the smell that comes out of a Tesla A/C?
Elon Musk.
You can buy an Elon Musk flamethrower for $500
Who's got that much money to burn?
Did you hear about Elon Musk's idea to dig tunnels under L.A.?
I thought it was a pipe dream
Why is Elon musk sending a car to Mars?
He needs some space to park.
Godspeed Elon Musk
I hope you successfully launch that heavy load into space.
Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?
To *drift* for all eternity
I hope Elon Musk sent the Tesla to space with some change.
He'll need some way to pay the parking meteor.
Elon Musk's Car Insurance
must have skyrocketed today
What do Elon Musk's Christmas cards say?
"Tesla season to be jolly!"
Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…
He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
What's Elon Musk's favorite meal of the day?
Launch.
