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- Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGates.
- Why did elon musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
- If Elon Musk's space company establishes a mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
- What's the difference between elon musk and a lemur? Elon Musk made an electric car
Lemurs Madagascar - Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
- Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. He plan to buy it.
- Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
- Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition? He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out
- why Elon musk is A true Edison of our time ? Because He found a way to milk Nicolai after he has been long in the grave, too
- if Elon Musk had a dollar for every racial slur & sexist slur on twitter... Oh, wait- he does.
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- I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.
- New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
- Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
- Elon is firing Twitter employees with bad posture I have a hunch I might be next.
- What's the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn't think he's Elon Musk.
- Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars? Elon's Mosque
- What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
- How did Elon Musk celebrate 420? With SpaceX going up in smoke.
- Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.
- Is cybertruck a joke? If Elon Musk Say so.
- What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12? i 1 2 ½ 6
- What's in common between Elon Musk and Homeless man They both do not pay taxes
- Elon Musk and his girlfriend have broken up. Told her he needed some space.
- What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy? Bambi
- What do Tesla cars smell of? Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)
Elon Musk Jokes
Here is a list of funny elon musk jokes and even better elon musk puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Elon Musk: Did you move my car? Team: Yeah.
Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?
Team: Parking!? - Elon Musk says he is going to pull tesla out of California Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out
- Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.
- Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar? He's planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.
- Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.
- Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car
- Elon musk should tweet about my weight So it would plummet, too.
- Have you ever wondered what 15.7 billion USD smelt like? Elon's Musk
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Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?
Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.
Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.
Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does...
It's Elon Musk.
Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is....
quite a ground breaking invention.
Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?
Yeah, Amber Heard
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Say what you will about Elon Musk
but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.
Two guys walk into a bar
They walk up to the robot bartender and the first guy says "I'll have an h2o." The second guy says "I'll have an h2o too!" The robot bartender then murders them both because Elon Musk was right about AI.
What cologne do SpaceX employees wear?
Musk by Elon
I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks.
It was a boring job.
Elon Musk
People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.
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Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"
Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"
How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?
SpaceX
What do you call the smell that comes out of a Tesla A/C?
Elon Musk.
Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?
To *drift* for all eternity
Elon Musk's Car Insurance
must have skyrocketed today
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Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…
He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
What's Elon Musk's favorite meal of the day?
Launch.
I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...
He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.
Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?
Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.
I think with the recent success of Elon musk's not a flamethrower sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes
He could call his first brand Elon's musk
What do you call Elon musk's body guards?
Musketeers.
What did Elon Musk's ex-wife wrote to him before breaking up?
"Honey, I think we need some space. x"
What does Mars smell like?
Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.
Elon Musk is making a new cologne.
It's called Elon Musk.
What's the model name of Tesla's new SUV?
Journalist: What's the model name of the upcoming SUV?
Elon Musk: 'Y'.
Journalist: Because I'm asking. Musk: And I'm telling you.
Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?
Musk: 'Y'
Journalist: Why?
Musk: Exactly.
Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?
Musk: No, 'Y'.
Journalist: 'know why' what!?
Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'
Journalist: *I don't know!*
Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.
Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...
...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.
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What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?
Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.
I don't think Elon Musk's comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office
Now he just has to run as a Republican
I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...
Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.
If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it
Would it be his Space Ex?
Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.
Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.
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Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like w**..., money and a hint of regret.
It's called Elon Musk
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If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...
Would that be SpaceX space s**...?
Some people say Tesla's interiors all smell the same...
Sort of like an Elon Musk.
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Golden Toilet
Two colleagues, Elon and Felix, meet after work and Felix is all excited: "Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude's house who had toilet made of gold!"
"You're kidding!".
"Nope" said Felix as he took Elon to the house.
They rang the doorbell and a middle-aged lady opens and Felix asks,"Can we see the toilet made of gold?"
The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells inside the house, "Roger, the pig that s**... in your t**... is here!"
What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?
By saying *"I need some space"*
What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?
An Elon Mosque
Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?
Its was too falcon heavy
I'm sorry
Where does Elon Musk pray?
The Elon Mosque
Old Mc' Elon had a Farm.
X Æ A-12
Normal people use their children's names to set their email passwords.
Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.
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What do Elon Musk and the n**... have in common?
They both give children serial numbers.
I'm gonna 1 up Elon Musk and name my kid
58008
Elon Musk would never have to worry if he lost his son X
He could just go to a mathematician to find him.
The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes
Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019
Elon Musk's tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion...
Even more boring than before!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas
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When Elon Musk converts to Islam
He'd be Elon Mosque.
Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...
... he was plain old Lon Musk
NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars
They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space.
Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'
Melinda Gates should keep her surname, marry Elon Musk then Elon must change his surname.
Then his name would be 'Elon Gates'
I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities.
I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?
Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor..
because Elon loves his Crypto.
Why does Elon Musk get divorced so often?
Because he can't stand unions of any kind.
Elon Musk rewatches The Matrix.
Realizes that Neo is the good guy.
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Elon Musk wants to start a university called the 'Texas Institute of Technology & Science and an affiliate called Austin School of Science
To be known as t**... and a**...
Imagine if Elon Musk got married to Bill Gates and took his name...
Yeah no, you're right... 'Elon Gates' is a stretch.
So I just bought myself a Tesla and I loved a new car smell
It's got an Elon Musk to it
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Elon Musk wants to send people to mars
I think we can all agree that he is the most creative serial killer of all time.
I wish Elon Musk and Bill Gates would do a collab.
They could finally Elongate the Tesla's windows.
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What kind of b**... does Elon Musk have?
Teslacles.
