Elon Jokes

Following is our collection of lander humor and spudnik one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Elon puns for adults, dirty spacex jokes or clean launch gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Elon

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?

Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.


Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California

Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out

What do Elon Musk and the Nazis have in common?

They both give children serial numbers.

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?

When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.


What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12?

i 1 2 ½ 6

People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll?

Because I've always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.

I guess the real joke is in the comets.

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…

He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy?

Bambi

Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?

Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.


I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal

Elongate would be pretty drawn out.

What does Mars smell like?

Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.

Elon Musk is making a new cologne.

It's called Elon Musk.

How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?

SpaceX

Golden Toilet

Two colleagues, Elon and Felix, meet after work and Felix is all excited: "Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude's house who had toilet made of gold!"
"You're kidding!".
"Nope" said Felix as he took Elon to the house.
They rang the doorbell and a middle-aged lady opens and Felix asks,"Can we see the toilet made of gold?"
The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells inside the house, "Roger, the pig that shat in your trombone is here!"

What do you call Elon musk's body guards?

Musketeers.

I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks.

It was a boring job.

If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it

Would it be his Space Ex?

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?

Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

I don't think Elon Musk's comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office

Now he just has to run as a Republican

What's Elon Musk's favorite meal of the day?

Launch.

What cologne do SpaceX employees wear?

Musk by Elon

What's the model name of Tesla's new SUV?

Journalist: What's the model name of the upcoming SUV?

Elon Musk: 'Y'.

Journalist: Because I'm asking. Musk: And I'm telling you.

Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Why?

Musk: Exactly.

Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?

Musk: No, 'Y'.

Journalist: 'know why' what!?

Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'

Journalist: *I don't know!*

Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.

Elon Musk Scandal

I really hope that Elon Musk never gets himself into a serious scandal.... I can't help but think ElonGate would just get really drawn out

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy
















I'm sorry

Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.

Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

Two guys walk into a bar

They walk up to the robot bartender and the first guy says "I'll have an h2o." The second guy says "I'll have an h2o too!" The robot bartender then murders them both because Elon Musk was right about AI.

Old Mc' Elon had a Farm.

X Æ A-12

Elon Musk

People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.

Some people say Tesla's interiors all smell the same...

Sort of like an Elon Musk.

Where does Elon Musk pray?

The Elon Mosque

Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?

Elon Musk's Car Insurance

must have skyrocketed today

What did Elon Musk's ex-wife wrote to him before breaking up?

"Honey, I think we need some space. x"

If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...

Would that be SpaceX space sex?

Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.

Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.

Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like weed, money and a hint of regret.

It's called Elon Musk

What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?

By saying *"I need some space"*

Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is....

quite a ground breaking invention.

I'm gonna 1 up Elon Musk and name my kid

58008

Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does...

It's Elon Musk.

What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?

An Elon Mosque

What do you call the smell that comes out of a Tesla A/C?

Elon Musk.

Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"

Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"

I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...

He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.

Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?

Yeah, Amber Heard

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...

...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

Elon Musk would never have to worry if he lost his son X

He could just go to a mathematician to find him.

I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

Normal people use their children's names to set their email passwords.

Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.

Say what you will about Elon Musk

but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space?

The flat earthers unionized

Elon Musk launched the falcon heavy hoping to start a space race...

Of course he wants a space race, he's the only one with a car up there

I think with the recent success of Elon musk's not a flamethrower sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes

He could call his first brand Elon's musk

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