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- Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGates.
- Why did elon musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
- If Elon Musk's space company establishes a mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
- What's the difference between elon musk and a lemur? Elon Musk made an electric car
Lemurs Madagascar - Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
- Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
- Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. He plan to buy it.
- Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
- Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition? He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out
- why Elon musk is A true Edison of our time ? Because He found a way to milk Nicolai after he has been long in the grave, too
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Which elon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elon? I can suggest the ones about launch and elongate.
- I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.
- New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
- Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
- Elon is firing twitter employees with bad posture I have a hunch I might be next.
- What's the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn't think he's Elon Musk.
- Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk.
- Teslas do not have New Car smell… They have an Elon Musk
- What do you call new car smell in a Tesla? Elon's Musk
- Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars? Elon's Mosque
- What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
- How did Elon Musk celebrate 420? With SpaceX going up in smoke.
- What does a new tesla car smells like? Elon Musk
- Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.
- Is cybertruck a joke? If Elon Musk Say so.
- my new Tesla didn't come with that new car smell. ...... It came with an Elon Musk.
Elon Musk Jokes
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- if Elon Musk had a dollar for every racial slur & sexist slur on Twitter... Oh, wait- he does.
- Elon Musk: Did you move my car? Team: Yeah.
Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?
Team: Parking!? - Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out
- Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
- Elon Musk and bill gates have decided to partner in a joint venture to invent a medication to overcome erectile dysfunction. They have decided to name the new drug 'Elongates'.
- What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12? i 1 2 ½ 6
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.
- I was pretty surprised to learn Elon Musk was born in South Africa I thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car
- What's in common between Elon Musk and Homeless man They both do not pay taxes
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Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?
Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?
He would have made a gas car
Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.
Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.
Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does...
It's Elon Musk.
Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is....
quite a ground breaking invention.
Two guys walk into a bar
They walk up to the robot bartender and the first guy says "I'll have an h2o." The second guy says "I'll have an h2o too!" The robot bartender then murders them both because Elon Musk was right about AI.
What cologne do SpaceX employees wear?
Musk by Elon
I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks.
It was a boring job.
Elon Musk
People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.
How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?
SpaceX
Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?
To *drift* for all eternity
Elon Musk's Car Insurance
must have skyrocketed today
Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…
He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
What's Elon Musk's favorite meal of the day?
Launch.
I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal
Elongate would be pretty drawn out.
Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?
Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.
What do you call Elon musk's body guards?
Musketeers.
What did Elon Musk's ex-wife wrote to him before breaking up?
"Honey, I think we need some space. x"
What does Mars smell like?
Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.
Elon Musk is making a new cologne.
It's called Elon Musk.
What's the model name of Tesla's new SUV?
Journalist: What's the model name of the upcoming SUV?
Elon Musk: 'Y'.
Journalist: Because I'm asking. Musk: And I'm telling you.
Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?
Musk: 'Y'
Journalist: Why?
Musk: Exactly.
Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?
Musk: No, 'Y'.
Journalist: 'know why' what!?
Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'
Journalist: *I don't know!*
Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.
Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?
Thai Pods.
What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?
Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.
I don't think Elon Musk's comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office
Now he just has to run as a Republican
If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it
Would it be his Space Ex?
Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.
Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.
Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like w**..., money and a hint of regret.
It's called Elon Musk
If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...
Would that be SpaceX space s**...?
Some people say Tesla's interiors all smell the same...
Sort of like an Elon Musk.
Golden Toilet
Two colleagues, Elon and Felix, meet after work and Felix is all excited: "Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude's house who had toilet made of gold!"
"You're kidding!".
"Nope" said Felix as he took Elon to the house.
They rang the doorbell and a middle-aged lady opens and Felix asks,"Can we see the toilet made of gold?"
The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells inside the house, "Roger, the pig that s**... in your t**... is here!"
What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?
By saying *"I need some space"*
What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?
An Elon Mosque
Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?
Its was too falcon heavy
I'm sorry
What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy?
Bambi
Where does Elon Musk pray?
The Elon Mosque
Old Mc' Elon had a Farm.
X Æ A-12
What do Elon Musk and the n**... have in common?
They both give children serial numbers.
I'm gonna 1 up Elon Musk and name my kid
58008
Elon Musk Scandal
I really hope that Elon Musk never gets himself into a serious scandal.... I can't help but think ElonGate would just get really drawn out
The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes
Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019
Which African country is Elon Musk from?
Madatgascar
Elon Musk's tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion...
Even more boring than before!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas
When Elon Musk converts to Islam
He'd be Elon Mosque.
If Elon musk and Bill gates made an e**... pill, then
It would be called Elongate
Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...
... he was plain old Lon Musk
What is Elon Musk's favorite country?
Mad-at-gas-car
NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars
They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space.
Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'
Melinda Gates should keep her surname, marry Elon Musk then Elon must change his surname.
Then his name would be 'Elon Gates'
Elon musk should tweet about my weight
So it would plummet, too.
I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities.
I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?
Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor..
because Elon loves his Crypto.
Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?
He's planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.
Why does Elon Musk get divorced so often?
Because he can't stand unions of any kind.
Elon Musk and his girlfriend have broken up.
Told her he needed some space.
Imagine if Elon Musk got married to Bill Gates and took his name...
Yeah no, you're right... 'Elon Gates' is a stretch.
So I just bought myself a Tesla and I loved a new car smell
It's got an Elon Musk to it
Elon Musk wants to send people to mars
I think we can all agree that he is the most creative serial killer of all time.
I wish Elon Musk and Bill Gates would do a collab.
They could finally Elongate the Tesla's windows.
In which African country does Elon Musk prefer to vacation?
Mad-at-gas-car
What is Elons Musk favorite snack?
Mars bars.
So they're going to start shipping Teslas without new car smell. Instead, they're going to have
Elon Musk
