Elmo Jokes
28 elmo jokes and hilarious elmo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elmo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is all about Elmo, the lovable red muppet from Sesame Street. We'll show you some of Elmo's most famous jokes and lines, from Tickle Me Elmo to Elmo Says Boo and Elmo Tells Jokes. We will also explore the textile of Elmo's creative vertebrae, introducing you to the creative mind behind Elmo’s character—Jefferson. Let's get laughing with Elmo!
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Funniest Elmo Short Jokes
Short elmo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elmo humour may include short factory jokes also.
- Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles - I was fired from my job in the Tickle Me Elmo factory My boss didn't like me giving each Elmo two test tickles.
- How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"? Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
- How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.
- I once had a job in quality control at a toy factory. I had to give Elmo two test tickles.
- A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.
- Why does Elmo always run off halfway through the ABC's? A B C D E F G H I J K Elmo pee...
- Did you hear about that new Anatomically Correct Elmo doll they're working on? Before they sell it to the kids, they're gonna give it two test tickles.
- Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
- Merry Christmas:2002 How do you know every Tickle-Me-Elmo is male?
Before each one leaves the factory they get two test-tickles!
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Elmo One Liners
Which elmo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elmo? I can suggest the ones about package and marble.
- Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles.
- I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars Pickle me elmo
- What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait! - What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles
- I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why.
- Something something Tickle Me Elmo. Something something t**....
Tickle Me Elmo Jokes
Here is a list of funny tickle me elmo jokes and even better tickle me elmo puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the first batch of Tickle Me Elmos have a high pitched laugh? The designers forgot to include two testtickles
- When "Tickle Me Elmo" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department... Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles.
Amusing Elmo Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about elmo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elmo pranks.
Elmo gone wrong…
A new hire at Hasbro was assigned to quality control on the Tickle Me Elmo line.
After an hour, the line foreman saw the line grind to a stop. Frustrated workers are yelling, stepping away from the machines, and angrily looking towards the end of the line.
There is the new hire, furiously working with needle and thread, empty boxes and plush Elmos falling around her. The foreman goes over to see what the problem is, and finds a stack of red felt pieces and a bucket of marbles.
No, no!! I told you to give each Elmo two *test tickles!!*
43 days!
A group of blondes walks into a bar with a picture of Elmo. They set the picture on a table and order several bottles of champagne. As the waiter returns with their champagne, the blondes are chanting, " " Intrigued, the waiter asks them what is going on. One of the blondes explains, "The box said 3 to 5 years, but we put together this Elmo puzzle in just 43 days,."
Did you know Elmo has a sister who works for The Alphabet?
Her name's Elmno.
Elmno Pqrstuvwxyz.
Blonde working at tickle me Elmo factory
A blonde has been looking everywhere for a job. But as soon as she shows up for interviews they see she's blonde and they don't hire her. Finally she goes to a tickle me Elmo factory,tells the boss her plight and he decides to hire her. He tells her what to do and she starts her shift. A few hours later the boss gets complaints that the assembly line has slowed down. He goes to see what the problem is and he see that the blonde has been putting to marbles between each of the tickle me Elmo's legs. Stunned the boss asks the blonde what she is doing. She says I'm just doing what you told me to do. The boss shakes his head no no no,I told you to give them two test tickles..
Tickle Me Elmo
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Tickle me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Ireland which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning
to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
"To whom*."
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What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory?
Give him two test tickles!
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What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Two atoms duck into the trenches after an intense firefight.
One atom exclaims, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other asks if he's sure, and the atom replies, "Yes! I'm positive!"
