Elmo Jokes
43 elmo jokes and hilarious elmo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elmo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is all about Elmo, the lovable red muppet from Sesame Street. We'll show you some of Elmo's most famous jokes and lines, from Tickle Me Elmo to Elmo Says Boo and Elmo Tells Jokes. We will also explore the textile of Elmo's creative vertebrae, introducing you to the creative mind behind Elmo’s character—Jefferson. Let's get laughing with Elmo!
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Funniest Elmo Short Jokes
Short elmo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elmo humour may include short factory jokes also.
- Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles - I was fired from my job in the Tickle Me Elmo factory My boss didn't like me giving each Elmo two test tickles.
- How do they test the "Tickle me Elmo Doll"? Before it leaves the factory, they give it two testickles.
- How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.
- What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two Test-tickles
- I once had a job in quality control at a toy factory. I had to give Elmo two test tickles.
- What's the last thing the Tickle Me Elmo gets after leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
- What is the last thing they give Tickle Me Elmo before he leaves the factory? A test tickle (gotta say it out loud)
- A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.
- Why does Elmo always run off halfway through the ABC's? A B C D E F G H I J K Elmo pee...
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Elmo One Liners
Which elmo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elmo? I can suggest the ones about tickle me elmo and ticklish.
- Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles.
- elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!
- What do they give tickle-me-elmo, before putting him on shelves? Test tickles
- What is the last step of quality control at the Tickle-me-Elmo factory? The test-tickles!
- How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles.
- What does tickle me Elmo get before being packaged? Two test tickles
- I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars Pickle me elmo
- What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait! - Lost myJob at the Tickle Me Elmo factory I misheard two test tickles....
Whoops - What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles
- I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why.
- What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two t**....
- Something something Tickle Me Elmo. Something something t**....
Tickle Me Elmo Jokes
Here is a list of funny tickle me elmo jokes and even better tickle me elmo puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles.
- [OC] Did you hear about that new Anatomically Correct Elmo doll they're working on? Before they sell it to the kids, they're gonna give it two test tickles.
- Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory? No, Not every one, only the males
- What's the last thing they gave to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory? Two Test Tickles.
- What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the Tyco factory? A couple of test-tickles.
- Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory? They only gave him one test tickle.
- How do they do quality control at the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory? They give each doll two test tickles.
- Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
- What was the last thing they did to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory? They gave him two test tickles.
- Merry Christmas:2002 How do you know every Tickle-Me-Elmo is male?
Before each one leaves the factory they get two test-tickles!
Amusing Elmo Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about elmo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean package jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elmo pranks.
Elmo gone wrong…
A new hire at Hasbro was assigned to quality control on the Tickle Me Elmo line.
After an hour, the line foreman saw the line grind to a stop. Frustrated workers are yelling, stepping away from the machines, and angrily looking towards the end of the line.
There is the new hire, furiously working with needle and thread, empty boxes and plush Elmos falling around her. The foreman goes over to see what the problem is, and finds a stack of red felt pieces and a bucket of marbles.
No, no!! I told you to give each Elmo two *test tickles!!*
43 days!
A group of blondes walks into a bar with a picture of Elmo. They set the picture on a table and order several bottles of champagne. As the waiter returns with their champagne, the blondes are chanting, " " Intrigued, the waiter asks them what is going on. One of the blondes explains, "The box said 3 to 5 years, but we put together this Elmo puzzle in just 43 days,."
Did you know Elmo has a sister who works for The Alphabet?
Her name's Elmno.
Elmno Pqrstuvwxyz.
