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Funniest Elmer Fudd Short Jokes

Short elmer fudd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elmer fudd humour may include short elton john jokes also.

1. So Daffy duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: Is this Whiskey? Elmer says: Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!
2. What's the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box? A wicker basket is one of those baskets that you put flowers in, and a wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to his girlfriend.
3. Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!
4. What did Elmer Fudd say after he finished installing his wireless access point? That's a WAP!!
5. What do you call a person that won't let people with over 30 size waist or Elmer Fudd into their establishment? Waistist
6. Why did Elmer Fudd decide it was too dangerous to make omelets? He thought the whisk was too high.
7. How was Elmer Fudd's racism convention? Special thanks to JakeEToth for original idea It was all white

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Elmer Fudd One Liners

Which elmer fudd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elmer fudd? I can suggest the ones about fozzie bear and arnold palmer.

1. How did Elmer Fudds anti-black rally go? It was all white
2. What is a twip A twip is what Elmer Fudd takes when he rides a twain. Eheheheh
3. How did Elmer Fudd catch Bugs? Fwom a dirty pwostitute.
4. How did Elmer Fudd's k**... rally go? It was all white

Silly Elmer Fudd Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about elmer fudd you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ted bundy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elmer fudd pranks.