Ellen Jokes

Funniest Ellen Short Jokes

Short ellen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ellen humour may include short ellen degenerous jokes also.

1. Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself
2. Do you think they would write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot? They really should.
   It would be a real Page-turner
3. What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
4. TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV. It was *Ellen* or rugby.
5. why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)
6. A priest, a bishop and a rabbi walk into a bar... ... they see Ellen Pao and leave for the bar across the street.
7. How many Ellen Pao's does it take to screw in a light bulb? This punchline has been censored for your protection by Ellen Pao.
8. If the Navy ever gets a ship with an EMP... ...they should name it the USS Ellen Pao 'cause it shuts down everything.
9. Ellen Pao's ethics and morals.
10. You can't insult Ellen Pao's integrity She doesn't have any to insult

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Ellen One Liners

Which ellen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ellen? I can suggest the ones about ellen degeneres and tribute.

1. Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
2. Ellen Pao walks into a bar... [censored]
3. How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The mods do that for her.
4. I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)
5. Ellen should give away more stuff Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.
6. AMA Request: Ellen Pao
7. Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis? Its the only place she can get love.
8. Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA? General Pao's chicken.
9. What did Victoria Taylor say to Ellen Pao? no really
10. Women are like pasta They are straight until you get them wet.
    - Ellen Degeneres
11. What's the deal with Ellen Pao??
12. I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face... ... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it.
13. What does apathy sound like? I'm Ellen Pao, AMA
14. Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake
15. Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy? Cause shes terrible.

Ellen Pao Jokes

Here is a list of funny ellen pao jokes and even better ellen pao puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Ellen Pao's front teeth
• Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?
• Ellen Pao proves the point that ugly goes all the way to the bone
• Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been
• How does an overweight girl feel better about her own appearance? Googles "Pictures of Ellen Pao"
• What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin? Ponzi Buddy.
• Ellen Pao has apologised...
• "Suppose you were Ellen Pao and a German Dictator, but alas, I repeat myself"
• Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any.
• I think Ellen Pao is just misunderstood We misunderstand how awful she is.

Ellen Degeneres Jokes

Here is a list of funny ellen degeneres jokes and even better ellen degeneres puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rest In Hoohah Did you guys hear Ellen DeGeneres died?
  They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
• How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow.
• Is Ellen the stingiest? No, she's DeGeneres
• Which famous television host is renowned for her kindness? Ellen DeGenerous.
• You hear about that film parody of 50 Shades of Gray starring Ellen Degeneres that played like a literary classic? It's called Dory 'N Gray.
• What's another name for a lesbian dinosaur? Ellen Degeneres 😂
  *HA, you thought I was gonna say lickalottapuss didn't ya?*
• Who is the kindest talk show host? Ellen DeGenerous
• Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
• What do you call the altruistic version of Ellen Degeneres? Ellen The Generous.
• Ellen DeGeneres Fallen Degenerate

Ellen Degenerous Jokes

Here is a list of funny ellen degenerous jokes and even better ellen degenerous puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So does Ellen Degeneres voicing Dory. Make Dory cannibalistic?
• Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.
• Ellen DeGeneres walks up to oprah winfrey and says... Ooga booga
• What's Ellen DeGeneres having for dinner? She's eating out.
• What celebrity gives back the most? Ellen DeGeneres. (The generous)
  I'm sorry that was really bad.
• So.. Ellen Degeneres died. They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
• Ellen Degeneres Found Dead She Was Found Face Down In Ricki Lake :D
• Just got called a misogynist by my sister because. I refused to watch another Ellen Degeneres comedy special. It's because I'm homophobic you d**....
• What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common? They're both famous d**....
• What is Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? Barak-oli
  **Courtesy of** *The Ellen Degenerous show*

Rib-Tickling Ellen Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about ellen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ellen pranks.