Ellen Degenerous Jokes

Funniest Ellen Degenerous Short Jokes

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1. Rest In Hoohah Did you guys hear Ellen DeGeneres died?
   They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
2. You hear about that film parody of 50 Shades of Gray starring Ellen Degeneres that played like a literary classic? It's called Dory 'N Gray.
3. What's another name for a lesbian dinosaur? Ellen Degeneres 😂
   *HA, you thought I was gonna say lickalottapuss didn't ya?*
4. What celebrity gives back the most? Ellen DeGeneres. (The generous)
   I'm sorry that was really bad.
5. Just got called a misogynist by my sister because. I refused to watch another Ellen Degeneres comedy special. It's because I'm homophobic you d**....
6. What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common? They're both famous d**....
7. What is Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? Barak-oli
   **Courtesy of** *The Ellen Degenerous show*
8. What do you call a group of prison bull-d**...? Ellen Degenerates

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Ellen Degenerous One Liners

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1. Women are like pasta They are straight until you get them wet.
   - Ellen Degeneres
2. Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake
3. How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow.
4. Is Ellen the stingiest? No, she's DeGeneres
5. Which famous television host is renowned for her kindness? Ellen DeGenerous.
6. Who is the kindest talk show host? Ellen DeGenerous
7. Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
8. What do you call the altruistic version of Ellen Degeneres? Ellen The Generous.
9. Ellen DeGeneres Fallen Degenerate
10. So does Ellen Degeneres voicing Dory. Make Dory cannibalistic?
11. Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.
12. Ellen DeGeneres walks up to oprah winfrey and says... Ooga booga
13. What's Ellen DeGeneres having for dinner? She's eating out.
14. So.. Ellen Degeneres died. They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
15. Ellen Degeneres Found Dead She Was Found Face Down In Ricki Lake :D

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