The Best 45 Elle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elle jokes. There are some elle ahmal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elle emma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elle Jokes and Puns

My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kaye and Elle.

If Chapelle used chapstick, he'd just be Elle.

What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

Elle joke, What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

How many Ellen Pao's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

This punchline has been censored for your protection by Ellen Pao.

Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions

^jk ^lol

Ellen pao

Punchline is in the title whoops

Ellen Pao's front teeth

Elle joke, Ellen Pao's front teeth

Ellen Pao walks into a bar...


I saw Ellen Pao out the other night with a bunch of rings on...

Nevermind, that was Saturn.

Ellen Pao, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar.

Ellen Pao dies and goes to Heaven...

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Ellen Pao stole my bike

Who else could it have been

I think Ellen Pao is just misunderstood

We misunderstand how awful she is.

Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know...

His name is OP

Elle joke, Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know...

Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate

Oh wait, she never had any.

Ellen and Buddy's marriage.

Ellen Pao's ethics and morals.

Ellen Pao, I'd hit that...

^^^with ^^^a ^^^shovel

Ellen Pao's Marraige...

I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but..

I haven't seen the two of them in the same room..

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself

Ellen Pao proves the point that ugly goes all the way to the bone

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Ellen Pao is the best CEO in the world

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Ellen Pao has apologised...

Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge.

Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad.

I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Ellen Pao's apology.

What do Ellen Pao and migrant farmers have in common?

Ellen Pao has been fired

We want Ellen Pao back!

Ellen Pao steps down as CEO

So, Ellen Pao is Now.......

Ellen Pao tried to make a graph of her career achievements

Just saw Elle Fanning.

I was blown away.

Why doesn't Ellen have a cooking segment?

She's always eating out

How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow?

With her Les-bow.

Ellen should give away more stuff

Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.

Why is Ellen an antivaxxer?

Because she loves viral children.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common?

They're both famous dykes.

Is Ellen the stingiest?

No, she's DeGeneres

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