Elle Jokes
42 elle jokes and hilarious elle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you a fan of Elle Woods from Vogue or the name Elle in general? Check out these hilarious Elle jokes from Jen Jour and get ready for a good laugh! There's something for everyone and plenty more to enjoy. Life's too short not to have fun!
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Funniest Elle Short Jokes
Short elle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elle humour may include short cymbal jokes also.
- My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him. So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
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Elle One Liners
Which elle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elle? I can suggest the ones about twin and zeppelin.
- What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know.
- What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? 'ell if I know
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know
- What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? Ell if I know
- *British accent* What do you get if you cross ab elephant with a rhino? 'Ell if I know!
- What do you call the child of an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know.
- Just saw Elle Fanning. I was blown away.
- What do you get if you fuse an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know.
- If Chapelle used chapstick, he'd just be Elle.
- So a tour group got stuck in an elevator... I hear it was an ell' of a tour.
- What's Darth Vader's sister's name? Elle Vader.
*Badum tsssss*
Cheerful Elle Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about elle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magazine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elle pranks.
Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?
She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself
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Naming the kids
A guy named Jay walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How's your wife doing?" the bartender asks. "She's doing great. The doctor says the pregnancy is going well and we can expect two healthy twin girls," Jay replies. "I'd really like to name them after myself, but can't decide on the names." "How about Kay and Elle?" the bartender replies.
I'm not saying Ellen Pao is h**... but..
I haven't seen the two of them in the same room..
Deaf people aren't known to be very rational
They have trouble making sound decisions.
Ellen Pao walks into a bar...
[censored]
How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The mods do that for her.
Ellen should give away more stuff
Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.
Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?
Its the only place she can get love.
Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?
General Pao's chicken.
How many Ellen Pao's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
This punchline has been censored for your protection by Ellen Pao.
Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?
Cause shes terrible.
Ellen Pao's ethics and morals.
Why doesn't Ellen have a cooking segment?
She's always eating out
Ellen Pao's front teeth
How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow?
With her Les-bow.
Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?
Ellen Pao proves the point that ugly goes all the way to the bone
Ellen Pao stole my bike
Who else could it have been
What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?
Ponzi Buddy.
Is Ellen the stingiest?
No, she's DeGeneres
Why is Ellen an antivaxxer?
Because she loves viral children.
Ellen Pao has apologised...
Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate
Oh wait, she never had any.
I think Ellen Pao is just misunderstood
We misunderstand how awful she is.
I saw Ellen Pao out the other night with a bunch of rings on...
Nevermind, that was Saturn.
Ellen pao
Punchline is in the title whoops
What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common?
They're both famous d**....
Ellen Pao tried to make a graph of her career achievements
