The Best 5 Elks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elks jokes. There are some elks masons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elks raindeer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elks Jokes and Puns

What do the lady reindeer do while the men are out with Santa on Christmas Eve?

They all head down to the Elks club and blow a few bucks.

Two elks ran past me and I saw some leeches on their bodies.

They were hanging on for deer life.

What did the doe do on her day off

She went to the Elks Lodge to blow a few bucks

What do reindeer do after Christmas?

Go to the Elks Club and blow a few bucks.

Why do undead elks move really fast?

Because they vamoose.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the elks alderaan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working elks bucks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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