Elk Jokes
39 elk jokes and hilarious elk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Relive the warmth of the Elk Lodge with hilarious elk jokes! From elk hunting to the meadow, find laughs for the whole family. Funny for even the most stoic of Moose, these jokes that will have you in stitches. Don't forget Anonymoose!
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Funniest Elk Short Jokes
Short elk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elk humour may include short moose jokes also.
- A conversation with my 7 year old brother. "Look at all of these beautiful horse"
"Horses"
"Horse is already plural, isn't it?"
"You're thinking of elk"
"Holy mooses, you're right" - What do the lady reindeer do while the men are out with Santa on Christmas Eve? They all head down to the Elks club and blow a few bucks.
- Trump and Pence go on a hunt. As they are walking through the woods, they see an elk foraging.
"Hey look, an elk!" says Pence.
"Fake moose" says Trump. - When you're writing a letter to Heaven about how shocked you are that there is a new elk deity Dear God,
Dear God...
Deer God. - Two elks ran past me and I saw some leeches on their bodies. They were hanging on for deer life.
- What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
- Have you heard of this new zombie like disease, stricking moses and deers? Hollywood is already on it. Nightmare on elk street.
- What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!
- It was early in the morning and I saw a hunter riding an elk I thought, "Hey, there's a guy who's really on top of his game."
- What is a deer's favourite beer delivery company? Elk-O-Haul
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Elk One Liners
Which elk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elk? I can suggest the ones about safari and venison.
- I recently lost my pet Elk He was deer to me
- Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught!
- I saw some leeches on a running elk. They were hanging on for deer life.
- What do you call a well-known elk? Famoose
- If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe
- What part of the brain regulates elk-like behaviour? The hypothalamoose.
- A herd of elk charged an unsuspecting group of tourists They don't take cash
- What did the doe do on her day off She went to the Elks lodge to blow a few bucks
- What do you call an elk that can perform miracles? Deer Lord
- What is big and brown and plays the accordion? Lawrence Elk
- What's a hippies favorite animal? An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
- What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose
- What's the most surprising Elk? A Cari-BOO!
- What do reindeer do after Christmas? Go to the Elks Club and blow a few bucks.
- Why do undead elks move really fast? Because they vamoose.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Elk Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about elk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elk pranks.
Three blondes are walking through the forest when they come across a set of tracks.
The first blonde says, "Hey, look at that, deer tracks!"
The second blonde chimes in and responds, "No, Becky, those are moose tracks!"
The third blonde steps in and says, "You two are both wrong, those are obviously elk tracks!"
The three blondes kept arguing about what animal left the tracks until they were eventually hit by a train.
Why did the elk cry at the f**...?
He had lost a deer friend
Three blondes are taking a walk
Three blondes are taking a walk in the woods when they come across a set of tracks.
The first girl says "Look! Deer tracks!"
The second one is like "No, those are moose tracks."
The third goes "What are you two thinking? Those are positively elk tracks.
So they continue to argue about it until the train hits them.
I've been training as a sculptor for months but I'm not very good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn't work out what it was.
I said to him surely he could see it was sedimentary, my deer, Watson.
A king outlawed hunting in his kingdom
Pretty soon, deer and elk populations were out of control, eating the commoners' crops and becoming a general nuisance. The people revolted and overthrew the king, thus making it the first time in history a reign had been called on account of game.
So three blonds were walking in th woods...
When they come across a set of tracks.
"Look at these deer tracks," said the first.
"These are clearly elk tracks," corrected the second.
"You're both wrong, these are moose tracks," replied the third.
They were all still arguing when the train hit them.
"How do we get our names?"
There was once a young Native American boy talking to his father.
"How do we get our names, dad?" The boy asked.
"Well, son," the boy's father replied, "after a baby is born we go out of the teepee and name the child after the first thing we see. This is why your great grandfather was Soaring Eagle, your grandfather is Running Elk, and I am Hopping Grasshopper."
The boy nodded, but still looked as though he was confused.
The boy's dad then asks, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking?"