Eliza Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eliza jokes. There are some eliza emily jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eliza aus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Why is Elizabeth Warren really running for president?

She will finally get to be called Chief.

Saw a gravestone yesterday marked 'Eliza'...

Eliza Mann

Elizabeth Warren just said that she also got a bomb in the mail.

The FBI investigated and said it was a firecracker.

Elizabeth Warren now claims it was 1/1024th of a bomb.

What is Elizabeth Warren's Native American name?

Lying Female Dog.

Elizabeth Warren's DNA proved that the only WHITER

Person then her in America is Rachel Doleza !!!!

How does Elizabeth Warren answer the phone?

Hi how are yaa hi how are yaa

Elizabeth Warren: "Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a wigwam."

Psychiatrist: "You're two tense."

Eliza joke, Elizabeth Warren: "Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a wigwam."

Elizabeth Warren got her DNA tests back....

and she is not the father

Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results Showed that she was 100%

Naive American

How do you say Elizabeth Warren's name in Spanish?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eliza untreated puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eliza kenya piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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