Eliza Jokes
12 eliza jokes and hilarious eliza puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eliza that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why is Elizabeth Warren really running for president?
She will finally get to be called Chief.
Saw a gravestone yesterday marked 'Eliza'...
Eliza Mann
Elizabeth Warren just said that she also got a bomb in the mail.
The FBI investigated and said it was a firecracker.
Elizabeth Warren now claims it was 1/1024th of a bomb.
What is Elizabeth Warren's Native American name?
Lying Female Dog.
Elizabeth Warren's DNA proved that the only WHITER
Person then her in America is Rachel Doleza !!!!
How does Elizabeth Warren answer the phone?
Hi how are yaa hi how are yaa
Elizabeth Warren: "Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a wigwam."
Psychiatrist: "You're two tense."
Elizabeth Warren got her DNA tests back....
and she is not the father
Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results Showed that she was 100%
Naive American
How do you say Elizabeth Warren's name in Spanish?
Unpocopocohantas
Dad told me this one...
Rastas and Eliza were a married couple living in Alabama in the early 1970's. They'd been trying for a baby for over a year when they decided they better go and see the doctor.
Eliza went first and she came back about an hour later.
"How'd it go?"
"The doctor said I was fine, it must be you. You gotta go in tomorrow for some tests".
Next day Rastas went to the doctor, but he didn't come back until 3 hours later. And when he did, he was in a brand new suit.
"Rastas! Where've you been? I've been worried sick! And why are you in a brand suit?"
"Well Eliza the doctor said I was impotent, so I is gonna dress impotent!"
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Eliza One Liners
Which eliza one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eliza? I can suggest the ones about congratulations and government.
- Saw a gravestone yesterday marked 'Eliza'... Eliza Mann
