The Best 9 Elise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elise jokes. There are some elise money jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elise emily puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elise Jokes and Puns

How did Beethoven rent out his house?

He put it up Fur Elise

What does a Catholic priest have in common with Beethoven's Fur Elise?

They both finish in A minor

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise


I think I might be a homosexual

A list of girls in the order I dated them:
Haley
Emily
Lacy
Patrice
Megan
Elise
Irene
Maggy
Genevieve
Alice
Yolanda

Passed by Beethoven's old apartment the other day...

It was Fur Elise

Did you know somebody bought Beethoven's old house?

They can't live in it, so they're trying to find new tenants.
It's Fur Elise.

What do Roy Moore and Fur Elise have in common?

They're both in A minor.

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We suggest to use only working elise jenna piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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