Elimination Jokes
10 elimination jokes and hilarious elimination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elimination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Elimination Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good elimination joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Hey girl, are you an obelisk?
Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.
After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,
The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
In the Irish army there is a s**... famous for eliminating targets by bouncing his shots off of rocks and other hard surface
His name is Rick O'Shea
On a first date:
Her - So what do you do?
Me - I am currently working on eliminating all cancers.
Her - Wow, that's impressive!
Me - Then I'll move onto Capricons.
What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?
WASWAS.
Kiss The Mirror
A middle school for girls was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called several of the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how much work they were making for the custodian, she asked him to clean one of the mirrors while the girls watched. The custodian took a long-handled brush, dipped it into the nearest toilet, and proceeded to scrub the mirror. From that day on, the problem of lip prints on the mirrors was completely eliminated.
What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?
Discuss
A high jumper walks into a bar
and is eliminated.
A woman walks into a dry cleaners....
She says to the guy at the counter "Hopefully you have the expertise to apply a suitable chemical procedure to eliminate this unsightly blemish from my favourite frock."
He says, "Come again?"
She says, "No, it's mayonnaise this time."
ISIS has a new plan for eliminating Americans.
They donate to the NRA.
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