elijah Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious elijah puns

Would Orlando Bloom?

No, but Elijah Wood.

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I wouldn't want to take the ring to Mordor.

But Elijah Wood.

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"Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"

"Elijah Would."

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How did Gandlaf know that Frodo would take the ring to Mount Doom?

coz Elijah Would

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Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?

No, but Elijah would.

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Here in Germany we give our Advent candles names.

I call mine David, Aharon, Elijah and Shmuel.

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You know who'd make a good hobbit?

Elijah would.

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Who will take the ring to the mountain?

Elijah would

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They said I'd never star in the Lord of the Rings...

But Elijah Wood

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Who would?

Elijah Wood.

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I gave each candle on our Advent wreath a name.

David, Aharon, Elijah and Shmuel.

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Who would play the role of Frodo Baggins in Lord of The Rings

Elijah Wood.

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Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph?

(It makes more sense when you say it out loud)

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What are the most funny Elijah jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Elijah? Well, here are the best Elijah dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Elijah pick up lines to share with friends.

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