The Best 21 Eli5 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eli5 jokes. There are some eli5 bad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eli5 lingo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eli5 Jokes and Puns

Inspired by a recent ELI5: "Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres", I present this oldie...

Q: What comes in quarts?



A: Elephants

I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor.

My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot.

ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX...

...when I haven't even seen NETFL**I** - NETFL**VIII**

Eli5 joke, ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX...

ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US

would they be considered a developing nation?

ELI5: What is a loaded question, and why is it bad?

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

ELI5: what is it like being 6?

I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6.

Eli5 joke, ELI5: what is it like being 6?

ELI5: Why does it taste like salt when you shake an invisible salt shaker into your mouth?

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with

"I'll tell you when you're older."

ELI5: Why doesn't BMW install turn signals on their cars?

You can explore eli5 likes reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean eli5 memory dad jokes. There are also eli5 puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

ELI5: What's a Freudian slip?

It's what your mother wears under her dress.

ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question.

ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!


Why do I always feel like i'm being patronized?

Eli5 joke, ELI5

ELI5: Why is the Italian BMT so similar to the Cold Cut Combo?

ELI5: How do suppositories work?

I find my friend's explanation hard to swallow.

ELI5: Why are download speeds so much faster than upload speeds?

Is it because of gravity?

Eli5: How does recycling in major cities work?

ELI5: How do bald people determine where to end soaping when they wash their face?

Or do they just go all the way and shampoo with the soap.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eli5 taste jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eli5 simple piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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