eli5 Jokes

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ELI5: If both my parents have huge dicks, does that mean I will be genetically guaranteed to have a huge dick when I grow up?

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Eli5: How does recycling in major cities work?

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ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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ELI5 why can you get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once?

Whooops wrong sub!

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ELI5

I had five hundred Kitkats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
That's basically how celebrity charity works.

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Inspired by a recent ELI5: "Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres", I present this oldie...

Q: What comes in quarts?

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A: Elephants

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ELI5: what is it like being 6?

I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6.

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ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US

would they be considered a developing nation?

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ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX...

...when I haven't even seen NETFL**I** - NETFL**VIII**

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ELI5: Why are download speeds so much faster than upload speeds?

Is it because of gravity?

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

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ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

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Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with

"I'll tell you when you're older."

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I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor.

My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot.

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ELI5

Why do I always feel like i'm being patronized?

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ELI5: Why does it taste like salt when you shake an invisible salt shaker into your mouth?

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ELI5: How do bald people determine where to end soaping when they wash their face?

Or do they just go all the way and shampoo with the soap.

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What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

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ELI5: Why are Catholic priests pedophiles?

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What did Peyton say when his younger brother told him about a new NFL rule?

ELI5

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Eli5: how preventing users from submitting anything to subs helps anything.

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ELI5: What are thoooooooose?!?

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ELI5: What happens if 2 substitute teachers mix up and go to eachother's class?

Whoops wrong sub

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ELI5: Why do i hear a whistling sound in one ear

And someone telling me to kill in the other?

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ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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ELI5: How do suppositories work?

I find my friend's explanation hard to swallow.

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ELI5:

How sex changed the world ?

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ELI5: Is human cloning possible?

SCIENTIST: Eli, I have 4 people I'd like you to meet...

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ELI5: Why do I enjoy poop humour so much?

I can't quite put my finger on it...

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ELI5: How to do drugs?

Oh wait, don't.

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ELI5: What is a loaded question, and why is it bad?

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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ELI5: Why doesn't America spell "color" with a 'u'?

Because fuck u, and nobody likes u.

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ELI5 : Why snow has poor structural memory?

I mean, then why Jon doesn't know anything?

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ELI5: Operation of a U-Boat

Whoops, wrong sub.

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