Eli5 Jokes

What are some Eli5 jokes?

Eli5: How does recycling in major cities work?

ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX...

...when I haven't even seen NETFL**I** - NETFL**VIII**

Inspired by a recent ELI5: "Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres", I present this oldie...

Q: What comes in quarts?

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A: Elephants

ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US

would they be considered a developing nation?

ELI5: what is it like being 6?

I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6.

ELI5: Why are download speeds so much faster than upload speeds?

Is it because of gravity?

ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with

"I'll tell you when you're older."

I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor.

My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot.

ELI5

Why do I always feel like i'm being patronized?

ELI5: Why does it taste like salt when you shake an invisible salt shaker into your mouth?

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