Eli5 Jokes

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Funniest Eli5 Short Jokes

Short eli5 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eli5 humour may include short comprehend jokes also.

1. ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub.
2. Inspired by a recent ELI5: "Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres", I present this oldie... Q: What comes in quarts?
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   A: Elephants
3. ELI5: Why are download speeds so much faster than upload speeds? Is it because of gravity?
4. What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
5. Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with "I'll tell you when you're older."
6. I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor. My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot.
7. ELI5: Why does it taste like salt when you shake an invisible salt shaker into your mouth?
8. ELI5: How do bald people determine where to end soaping when they wash their face? Or do they just go all the way and shampoo with the soap.
9. ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question.
10. What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule? ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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Eli5 One Liners

Which eli5 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eli5? I can suggest the ones about likes and memory.

1. Eli5: How does recycling in major cities work?
2. ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?
3. ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6.
4. ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously? You aren't now!
5. I find eli5's too technical and hard to understand... Can I get an eliTrump?
6. ELI5 Why do I always feel like i'm being patronized?
7. ELI5: Why is the Italian BMT so similar to the Cold Cut Combo?
8. ELI5: What's a Freudian slip? It's what your mother wears under her dress.
9. ELI5: Why doesn't BMW install turn signals on their cars?
10. ELI5: What is a loaded question, and why is it bad?
11. ELI5: How to do drugs? Oh wait, don't.
12. What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him? Eli5
13. ELI5: How do you understand women? I really just want to know.
14. Eli5 What is it like being six.
15. ELI5: Why is Hilary Clinton appealing to voters? Because she's a woman.

Comical Eli5 Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about eli5 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean simple jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eli5 pranks.