The Best 6 Eli Manning Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eli Manning jokes. There are some eli manning jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eli manning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eli Manning Jokes and Puns

Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning and dak Prescott walk into a bar

To watch the playoffs

Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened?

They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6.

Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar...

...to watch the playoffs.

A boy stands before a judge

His parents are divorcing, and the judge asks him to choose where to live.

Do you want to live with your dad? asks the judge.

No, because he beats me replies the boy.

Would you like to live with your mother?

No, she beats me too. I want to live with Eli Manning.

Confused, the judge asks Why do you want to live with Manning?

Because he doesn't beat anybody.

After that abysmal finish in the playoffs...

I can't believe Obama pardoned Eli Manning.


This christmas at the Manning household, Peyton remarks about how his new ring is so much shinier than the old one...

Eli, "Did the defense polish it for you?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eli manning jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eli manning piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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