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Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning and dak Prescott walk into a bar
To watch the playoffs
Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened?
They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6.
Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar...
...to watch the playoffs.
A boy stands before a judge
His parents are divorcing, and the judge asks him to choose where to live.
Do you want to live with your dad? asks the judge.
No, because he beats me replies the boy.
Would you like to live with your mother?
No, she beats me too. I want to live with Eli Manning.
Confused, the judge asks Why do you want to live with Manning?
Because he doesn't beat anybody.
After that abysmal finish in the playoffs...
I can't believe Obama pardoned Eli Manning.
This christmas at the Manning household, Peyton remarks about how his new ring is so much shinier than the old one...
Eli, "Did the defense polish it for you?"
What's better than being Eli Manning right now?
Not looking like him.
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