The Best 8 Elf On The Shelf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elf On The Shelf jokes. There are some elf on the shelf jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elf on the shelf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elf On The Shelf Jokes and Puns

What do you call a workplace accident at the North Pole?

Shelf on the elf.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard...

Jeffrey Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.

Whats the Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf

Mensch on a bench

My great uncle Chuck started the elf on a shelf tradition.

Well, actually, he was a drunk on a bunk, but we toned it down for the kids.

You have heard of elf on a shelf ? now we have.....

Pell in a cell


Clown on the shelf

Works waaaay better than a stupid elf.

[Possibly OC] Objectifying women has been going on since mythical times.

For example, in Greek mythology, a female elf was called a Shelf.

Elf on the shelf?

In my neighborhood we get roach on the coach.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the elf on the shelf jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working elf on the shelf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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