Following is our collection of funny Eleventh jokes. There are some eleventh francis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eleventh march puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
Nobody came.
The eleventh, I think.
Because his father is in the eleventh grade.
The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.
I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."
My mother replies, "that's the plan."
I have an eleventh finger
No good studying in the eleventh hour.
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We suggest to use only working eleventh thirteenth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.