The Best 7 Eleventh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eleventh jokes. There are some eleventh francis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eleventh march puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eleventh Jokes and Puns

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son"

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

Sex with my wife last night was like my eleventh birthday party.

Nobody came.

I went to the pub last night and was steaming drunk after just one pint.

The eleventh, I think.

Why should you never bully a fifth grader gypsy?

Because his father is in the eleventh grade.

My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.

The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.

I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."

My mother replies, "that's the plan."


Some people have a third leg

I have an eleventh finger

I don't usually study after 11pm...

No good studying in the eleventh hour.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eleventh april jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eleventh thirteenth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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