The Best 50 Elevators Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elevators jokes. There are some elevators restrooms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elevators halls puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elevators Jokes and Puns

Stock Market Report

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.

Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.

The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.

why do ghosts like elevators?

it lifts their spirits

Hooters waitress

During a long day of looking around a car show me and a couple of my friends stopped in at "Hooter's" for some Hot Wings and a few beers... After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators.

Elevators joke, Hooters waitress

You know what gets me down?

Elevators.

Today in the stock market...

Feathers are down, while escalators have continued on their slow decline. The market for raisins has dried up. Scott Tissue reached a new bottom, while paper remained stationary. There is is some good news, however: helium is up, and elevators rose, as well.


I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

75 story hotel

Phil, Jim, and John were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a . After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear the elevators were broken, and they now had to climb 75 flights of stairs.

Phil said to Jim and John,"let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something more interesting. Hmm, I'll tell jokes the first 25 floors, Jim, you can sing songs the next 25 floors and John you can say your collection of sad stories."

The others agreed and they started the climb for their hotel room. At the 26th floor Phil stopped with his jokes and Jim started his songs. At the 51st floor songs stopped and John's sad stories started.

"I guess I'll begin with my saddest story first. I forgot the room key in the car."

(EDIT) FIXED THE GRAMMAR DAMMIT

Elevators joke, 75 story hotel

S/O to side walks, my legs, elevators, my arm, and my eyes

For keeping me off the streets, helping me to stand up for my self, picking me up when I'm down, giving me a hand and showing me the light.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why was the whale afraid of elevators?

He was claustrophobic.

I'm terrified of elevators

I take steps to avoid them

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I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators.

I've been taking steps to avoid it.

I dislike elevators so much...

that I've started taking steps to avoid them.

If you're afraid of elevators

Take steps to avoid them.

How do you get over the fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them.

Did you hear about the pirate that was afraid of elevators?

He is taking steps to avoid them.

Elevators joke, Did you hear about the pirate that was afraid of elevators?

I have a fear of elevators...

...but I'm taking steps to avoid it.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators

Because we're raised differently.

I'm jealous of the people who first invested in elevators

They really got in on the ground floor.


I have a crippling fear of elevators.

I've started taking steps to avoid them.

I'm deathly afraid of elevators

I'm gonna start taking steps to avoid them

Crime in elevators is disgusting and a huge problem for society

It's just wrong on so many levels

I got over my fear of elevators by...

Taking some steps to avoid them

True story

Sadly, i really just had this thought as I took an elevator at my hotel....

Schindler elevators, huh? Guess I am on "Schindler's Lift."

I'm moving up in the world

Elevators sure are neat

Many elevators are made by the Schindler Company.

So does that mean you could call once Schindler's Lift ?

After an accident, a man was deathly afraid of elevators

He started taking steps to avoid them.

I don't trust elevators so....

... I'm taking steps to avoid them.

I've always been terrified of elevators.

I think it's time I took steps to avoid them.

I hate elevators.

I'll be taking steps to avoid them

Throughout my life, I've alwways loathed elevators

Nowadays I'm taking steps to avoid them

I like my elevators like I like my soup

With no people in it

The problem with good elevators is...

...that they never let you down.

What do elevators say when they get sick?

Aw man, I think I'm coming down with something!

I used to have a fear of elevators...

But I took steps to get around it.

Good friends are like broken elevators

They never let you down

Friends are like elevators...

They can bring you up or down.

Elevator

Working with elevators has its ups and downs

I swore off elevators

because I refuse to let a machine bring me down.

I hate elevators.

I will take steps to avoid them.

Someone came to the door asking if I've considered selling elevators to my friends and family.

I'm so sick of Multi Level Marketing.

To our American cousins...

Its lift, not elevators.
Cash machine not ATM.
Hospital, not business.

I am terrified of elevators.

I'm going to take steps to avoid them.

I'm afraid elevators.

I've been taking steps to avoid them.

Why do ghost like to ride in elevators?

Because it raises their spirits!

Why do people smoke in elevators?

It gets you higher.

I've got a business...

What's you business?

A trampoline company in Prague.

How's it going?
It's not great, the Czech's keep bouncing...



What's your business?

We repair elevators in high rise buildings.

How's it going?
Meh, it's up and down.


What's your business?
...

Carry it on!

Why do they call them lifts in the UK & elevators in the US?

Because we're raised differently.

I'm terrified of elevators.

So I've decided that I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

I have developed an irrational fear of elevators

Thankfully, I can take steps to avoid them.

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We suggest to use only working elevators rates piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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