Elevator Operator Jokes

20 elevator operator jokes and hilarious elevator operator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elevator operator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Elevator Operator Short Jokes

Short elevator operator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elevator operator humour may include short elevator guy jokes also.

  1. I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels.
  2. Why did the accordion teacher get a job as an elevator operator? He knew how to push all the right buttons.
  3. Why do elevator operators hate Scott Stapp from Creed? He keeps asking them if they can take him higher.
  4. As I got out on the 21st floor, the elevator operator said, "Have a good day, son." "Son? You're not my dad!" I replied.
    "No, but I brought you up, didn't I."
  5. I got fired from my job for assuring my clients that I will never let them down I guess being an elevator operator isn't my forte
  6. Was speaking to an elevator operator the other day, asked him how he enjoyed his line of work. He says "Oh, it has its ups and downs."

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Elevator Operator One Liners

Which elevator operator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elevator operator? I can suggest the ones about button elevators and machine operator.

  1. Elevator operator seems like a decent career field Heard there's a lot of room to move up
  2. Every job has its ups and downs... says the elevator operator quite literally
  3. I like my women as I like my elevator operator Nice and smiling
  4. Why are elevator operators bipolar? Their life always seems to be just up and down.
  5. What is it like working as an elevator operator? Good.
  6. elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down.

Elevator Operator Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about elevator operator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elevator buttons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elevator operator pranks.

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son"

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

A man enters an elevator, and the operator asks him what floor he wants.

The man says "Eighteenth floor." After arriving, the doors open and the operator says "We are here, my son."
The man says "Thanks, but why did you call me your son?"
The operator replies "Because I have brought you up."

There's a hotel that still has an elevator operator, to prevent people from doing graffiti in it, or kids from jumping in it.

A man who's on vacation talks to the elevator guy whenever he rides the elevator, and they get to know each other pretty well.
When he's leaving the hotel at the end of his vacation, the elevator operator notices his suitcases and says "Goodbye son" and the man replies "you're not my father" and the elevator operator says "no, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

My Jobs—

I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn't stick with it. I tried my hand at a career in tennis, but it wasn't my racket—I was too high strung. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way. I got a job at a pool company, but the work was too draining. I was a historian, but I couldn't see a future in it. I took a job as an elevator operator—the job had its ups and downs, and I got the shaft. I took a job at UPS, but I couldn't express myself. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.