Elevator Guy Jokes
40 elevator guy jokes and hilarious elevator guy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elevator guy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Elevator Guy Short Jokes
Short elevator guy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elevator guy humour may include short elevator operator jokes also.
- Guy: We need to stop testing our products on buildings. Boss: Why, Elevator companies do it all the time?
Guy: Yeah but we make airplanes. - Today I was in the elevator with a guy who only rode to the second floor. He couldn't even bother to take one flight of stairs? How lazy. That's probably how he got to be in a wheelchair.
- This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level
- Did you hear about the guy who had explosive diarrhea in an elevator? Apparently it was ascending
- The elevator guy in the heaven's main building is very popular... ... because he helps uplift everybody's spirits.
- You thought the co-workers on your floor are happy That guy coming out of the elevator is on a whole other level
- What's the different between a black guy and an elevator An elevator can actually raise a family
- UP or DOWN? A financial analyst and a broker enter an elevator together.
The broker says:
\--Guy, really! Can you just tell me this time - UP or DOWN? - I met the guys in charge of anchoring down a space elevator the other day... They're pretty down-to-earth people.
- 2 drunk guys were walking on the train tracks "hey john, this stairs are reallly long"
"don't worry, here comes the elevator"
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Elevator Guy One Liners
Which elevator guy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elevator guy? I can suggest the ones about elevator and stuck in elevator.
- There was a guy who REALLY hated the elevator. He took many steps to avoid it.
- The guy who invented the elevator should get a raise.
- Chinese guy making a mistake in the elevator Wong on so many levels
Elevator Guy Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about elevator guy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elevator buttons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elevator guy pranks.
Jim, Scott and Alex are tired after traveling all day and check into a hotel.
When they get to reception, they find out they'll have to walk 75 flights of stairs to get to their room because the elevator is out of order. Jim suggests that they do something interesting to pass time while they walk the 75 flights. Jim will tell jokes, Scott will sing songs, and Alex will tell sad stories. So Jim tells jokes for 25 flights, Scott sings songs for 25 flights and Alex tells sad stories for 24 flights. When they reach the 75th floor, Alex tells his saddest story of all, "Guys, I left our room key at reception."
Jim, Scott and Alex are tired after traveling all day and check into a hotel.
When they get to reception, they find out they'll have to walk 75 flights of stairs to get to their room because the elevator is out of order. Jim suggests that they do something interesting to pass time while they walk the 75 flights. Jim will tell jokes, Scott will sing songs, and Alex will tell sad stories. So Jim tells jokes for 25 flights, Scott sings songs for 25 flights and Alex tells sad stories for 24 flights. When they reach the 75th floor, Alex tells his saddest story of all, "Guys, I left our room key at reception."
A guy follows a cute girl into an elevator.
They enter the elevator and he asks her "Are you going down?". She says no. Then he asks "Would you like to?"
A man and 10 other people are in an elevator....
A man and 10 other people are in an elevator, the man says "guys I just want you all to know that I feel really close to you all, now that I know you on so many different levels"
A guy wakes up from a coma.
His doctor asks him what he remembers.
- All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and i couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".
Head and Shoulders
There are two women in an elevator. One blonde, one brunette. A man walks in. This man has a severe case of dandruff. The brunette says to the blonde "This guy has a ton of dandruff, we should give him some head and shoulders".The blonde replies back saying " How do we give shoulders".
An Amish Woman Discovers An Elevator
There was this elderly, Amish woman who went with her family to a mall for the first time in their lives. The whole family was mesmerized by the hundreds of stores, the lights, the food court. And then, for the first time in her life, the Amish woman saw an elevator. She watched as an elderly man approached the elevator doors and entered. The doors closed. A minute later, the doors opened and a guy looking like George Clooney stepped out. She saw another old guy get on, and, a minute later, out came a Matt Damon look-alike. A third old man went in and out came a Ryan Gosling-type man. She called to her daughter, "Quick, go get your father."
What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?"
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...
And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"
No offense anyone...hehe
Two blondes are on an elevator
A man gets on and stands in front of them. They both notice that he has terrible dandruff, with flakes all over his jacket.
One blonde whispers to the other, "Someone should give that guy some Head and Shoulders."
The second blonde whispers back, "How do you give shoulders?"
A comedian, a r**..., and the President of the United States are in an elevator ..
and then Barack says to the other guy "Always liked you most in The Cosby Show".
What has four legs and says "h**... de doe, h**... de doe"?
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Three guys get trapped in an elevator overnight.
They accept their fate and decide to sleep facing up. When they wake up, the guy on the left says "I had an awesome dream I got a h**...."
The guy on the right says "I had the same dream."
The guy in the middle says "I had a dream I went skiing."
A blonde goes to a blood bank to earn a little money to pay the bills...
She steps into the elevator along with an attractive young man.
"Are you going to the blood bank too?" she inquires.
"no" he replies: "I go to the s**... bank, because I get four times the cash as I get for a pint of blood".
A week later, they meet again in the same elevator. The guy asks: " Off to the blood bank again?"
The blonde just shakes her head and says :" Mmm-Mmm"
[credit to Mohammed Ali - r.i.p] Mohammed Ali walked on an Elevator...
He sees a guy and a pregnant woman in the elevator.
Ali looks at the guy and says "I swear I never saw her before in my life".
note: this really happened. Older family members who bumped into him in the late 70's to early 80's said he was really funny in real life.
Elevator confusion
A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator together and it stops to let a man on. The man is wearing a business suit and has obvious dandruff flakes on both shoulders. He says hello and gets out on the next floor. The women continues to ride in awkward silence when the brunette speaks up. She says, "Someone needs to give that guy some head and shoulders."
The blonde looks confused and replies. "How do you give a guy shoulders?"
Guy meets a girl at the bar...
... and they get along really well. They decide to take it back to her place. On the cab ride they get frisky, the elevator ride up they're getting riled up, and by the time they get in the door they s**... off in a mad fit of passion and drop to the floor right there, going at it at her request.
The guy notices, and with a lot of satisfaction, on every t**... she's curling her toes. Before he can finish congratulating himself, she says, "Oh hey, uh no, just stop. Stop."
The man stops with a puzzled look, asks, "What's wrong? I thought you were enjoying yourself? I've never made someone curl their toes before."
"Yeah, well, I would be. If you let me take my pantyhose off first."
Two guys were staying at a hotel on the 45th floor
Please excuse formatting, I'm on mobile.
As they were checking in, the receptionist said that the elevator was broken and that they could have a room on the first floor. The guys said that they would take the stairs and for the first 15 floors, they would sing songs, the next 15 floors they would tell funny stories and the last 15 floors would be sad stories.
So they start the walk, singing songs for the first 15, telling funny stories for the next 15, and finally, the reach the 30th floor and o**... says to the other, what's your sad story?
The guy responds, I don't have the room key
Black eyes
A guy arrives at work with two black eyes. His colleagues quite naturally asked what happened. He explained, I was in an elevator with a gal in front of me that had her skirt rucked up in her crack. So I pulled it out and patted her skirt smooth for her. She then turned around and socked me in my right eye. So then they asked, how'd your left eye get black? Well I could tell that she didn't like what I did so I reach out and tucked it back in!
A guy walks into a hotel
He asks at the front desk for his reservation .
The manager asks about his details and then gives him the key.
The guest then takes his room key and goes into the elevator.
After half an hour he comes back and angrily complains the manger that he couldn't find his room
The manager calmly replies," Well what did you expect when you booked room 404?."
You know what the guy said who pooped himself in the elevator?
He said, I'm gonna take this s**...t to another level
A blonde and a brunette are riding in an elevator...
At one point, a man steps aboard with dandruff all over his suit. He gets off a few floors later and the brunette turns to the blonde and whispers-
Now THAT'S a guy who could really use some Head & Shoulders!
The blonde looks perplexed:
How do you give somebody shoulders?
Head & Shoulders
A Blonde and a Brunette on an elevator going to the first floor. A good looking guy wearing all black gets in the elevator and gets off in the 2nd floor, before the guy exits the elevator, the Brunette notices that he has dandruff on his shoulders. When the door closes the brunette tells the blonde. Cute guy but someone needs to give him some Head & Shoulders. The blonde asked, How do you give shoulders?
There's a hotel that still has an elevator operator, to prevent people from doing graffiti in it, or kids from jumping in it.
A man who's on vacation talks to the elevator guy whenever he rides the elevator, and they get to know each other pretty well.
When he's leaving the hotel at the end of his vacation, the elevator operator notices his suitcases and says "Goodbye son" and the man replies "you're not my father" and the elevator operator says "no, but I brought you up, didn't I?"