Elevator Fart Jokes
23 elevator fart jokes and hilarious elevator fart puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elevator fart that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Elevator Fart Short Jokes
Short elevator fart jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elevator fart humour may include short elevator jokes also.
- 9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers..."You smell something funny?".
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Elevator Fart One Liners
Which elevator fart one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elevator fart? I can suggest the ones about fart smell and fart sound.
- If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
- My dad f**... on an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels
- You should never f**... in an elevator It's wrong on so many levels
- I f**... in an elevator full of people, but no one reacted It must have been a noble gas.
- What is a burp? A f**... taking the elevator.
Elevator Fart Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about elevator fart you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elevator guy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elevator fart pranks.
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From my 6 year-old: Why shouldn't you f**... in an elevator?
Because it's wrong on so many levels.
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With losing your sense of smell from COVID-19 being a symptom, I no longer call it f**... in a crowded elevator.
I call it a free COVID-19 test
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A sweet young girl walks into an elevator at Macy's, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume.
She brags to the elderly woman who was inside, Coco Chanel $900 per ounce.
The lift reaches the second floor where the old lady is about to get off. As she steps out of the elevator, she rips out a rumbling f**.... Trailing a heavy cloud, she smiles sweetly and announces, broccoli, 49 cents a pound.
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Sharp Retort
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, farts, and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"
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The elevator ride
A woman is on an elevator heading to the 9th floor. 3 other well dressed and wealthy women get in at the 5th floor and begin obnoxiously talking about how much they each spent on their perfume after one gives the other a compliment. The first one spouts off Chanel, $100 per bottle. The second one replies Gucci, $125 per bottle. The 3rd says Well I have you both beat! Jean Patou, $1800 per bottle! Annoyed, the first woman on the elevator goes to get off and let's out a very loud and rancid f**... and says Broccoli, 59 cents a pound!
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I heard about the ideal gas law in physics class PV=nRT…
and I heard non-ideal gas law in a crowded elevator PU=f**...
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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator.
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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I was standing in an elevator with a jew
I was standing in an elevator with a jew, when I f**... he looked at me and I said "what? A little gas never hurt anyone"
Two woman riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building..,,
when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, Romance by Ralph Lauren, at $180.Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, Chanel No. 5, at $220. When they got to the third floor, the old woman had reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.Before she leaves, she looks at both beautiful women in the eye,Farts, and then says… Heinz Baked beans … $1.50
Expensive perfume
A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
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An old lady was on the elevator when... (X-post from /funny)
...a well-dressed young woman got on, wearing perfume. She looked at the old lady, and said "ROMANCE by Ralph Lauren. $150 an ounce."
At the next floor, another woman got on, wearing even more perfume. "CHANEL #5. $200 an ounce." she announced.
When the doors opened on the next floor, the old lady leaned over, ripped a three octave, sinus-clearing duck call of a f**....
As she walked out the door, she looked back over her shoulder, "BROCCOLI. 49 cents a pound!"
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An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator.
Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to f**....
Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell.
A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
"Holy cow! What's that smell?"
"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"
"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."