Elephant Trunk Jokes
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Funniest Elephant Trunk Short Jokes
Short elephant trunk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elephant trunk humour may include short elephant jokes also.
- A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me: "I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly): "An elephant sticking his trunk up!" - What do you get when you throw an elephant in the pool? Wet.
What do you get when you throw two elephants in the pool?
Swimming trunks. - How do you persuade elephants to go swimming? Remind them that they already have their trunks on.
- Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks....
- Why did the elephant go to jail? He had a dead guy in his trunk.
*My daughter asked me to make up a joke. - Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk.
Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday. - What lives in a jungle and has a trunk? A elephant.....*screeching tires*
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A baboon with carry on. - What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk.
- Three Blind Men Three blind men were disputing whether an elephant was like a snake, wall, or a tree trunk.
Meanwhile, three blind elephants agreed that humans were a kind of gooey paste. - I once saw an elephant at the zoo named Trunk But I thought that was a little on the nose.
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Elephant Trunk One Liners
Which elephant trunk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elephant trunk? I can suggest the ones about circus elephant and elephant hiding.
- Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? swimming trunks! :D
- My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the back seat of my car so... I had to pop the trunk.
- What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone? "Get in the trunk"
- Where does the elephant pack it's clothes? In its trunk
- Why doesn't the mafia like elephants? Bodies don't fit in the trunk.
- It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.
- Why was the elephant arrested? Trunk driving
- Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks.
- What don't elephants forget when they go swimming? Their trunks.
- How can you tell if an elephant is sick? If it has junk in its trunk!
- What did the police officer say when he pulled over an elephant? What's in the trunk?
- What do you call a fish and an elephant? Swim trunks.
- What has a trunk and no legs? An elephant with no legs.
- What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts!
Elephant Trunk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about elephant trunk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elephant trunk pranks.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation? Because he already had a trunk!
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Why can't Africa have volkswagen beetles?
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front.
Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
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h**... an elephant
Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: Hold it's trunk until it turns blue and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
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This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress.
He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant t**... merrily away.
Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him b**... into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.
It was a different elephant.
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Why were the elephants asked to leave the n**... beach?
They refused to remove their trunks.
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Elephant Anatomy
A family take a trip to the zoo and, whist stood by the elephant enclosure, the young son walks over to his father.
"Dad" starts the boy. "What is that long bit hanging down from the elephant?"
"Why that's his trunk." replies the father.
"No, I mean between his legs!" continues the son.
"Go and ask your mother." says the dad.
"I already asked her." says the young lad.
"And what did she tell you?" asks the father.
"She said it was nothing" replies the son.
"That's the problem with your mother." says the father "She's been spoiled."
Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?
motorcycles don't have trunks
The elephant and the turtle
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.
"What did you do that for?" asked the crocodile.
The elephant answered, "That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago."
The crocodile said, "And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory."
"Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."
Why can elephants swim, and aardvarks can't?
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
What happens when an elephant sits on a car?
It breaks the trunk.
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Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool.
*Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.*
Elephant: b**...! I forgot my swim trunks!
Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare.
Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?...
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Q: Why did the elephants go on a diet?
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?
They both have their trunks in the front.
What does an elephant keep in his trunk?
6 foot of snot
If a duck and a elephant were to vote
They'd vote for donald trunk
What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Sheep don't have strings.
A gamekeeper was fingered to death by an elephant...
Luckily, its next victim only got the trunk.
A man is on a photo safari in Africa.
He finds an elephant in distress, lying in the bushes. Upon inspection, he finds that the elephant has a large, sharp rock embedded in the bottom of its foot. He carefully pulls the rock free, and the elephant gets up and saunters away.
Almost a decade later he is back in his home town when a circus is visiting and they put on a parade. The man is watching all of the animals go past, when he notices, and makes eye contact with a large African elephant. The elephant immediately turns toward the man, picks him up in its trunk, slams him on the pavement and then stomps the life out of him.
Different elephant.
An elephant was drinking out of the river one day...
When he spotted a turtle lying fast asleep on a log.
The elephant walked over and kicked the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
A passing giraffe who happened to see this happen asked the elephant, "Why did you do that?"
The elephant replied, "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that bit my trunk 38 years ago."
The giraffe said, "Wow, what a memory you've got!"
"Yes," said the elephant, proudly. "Turtle recall."
What did gangster elephant told to his followers?
– "Get him into my trunk, boys"
Where do elephants take baths?
They don't take baths, they use their trunk as a shower.
What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(
A man tells his colleague about his day at the zoo.
Colleague: What animals did you see there?
Man: You know, the one with the pocket that can jump really far.
Colleague: A kangaroo?
Man: That's right, a dangerou.
Colleague: Okay... what else did you see?
Man: You know the fluffy one with the big ears?
Colleague: A bunny?
Man: No, it was a dangerou.
Colleague: Okay... Uh, anything else?
Man: Oh yes, the big grey one with the trunk?
Colleague: An elephant?
Man: No, a dangerou.
Colleague: All the animals can't have been "dangerous"?
Man: No, it said on a sign "All animals are dangerous".
Why did the elephant walk out of the car?
To get to his trunk!
There's a trunk in the corner of my bedroom and I can't tell anyone about it.
It's the elephant in the room.
If you lined up all the elephants in the world along the equator, tail to trunk...
Most of them would die.
Why do elephants not own cars?
What do they need a second trunk for?
Two pregnant women on a bench were talking to each other.
They saw a fat guy with a big belly. On seeing the fat guy, one said, " I will give birth to a handsome boy." On this the other said, " I will give birth to you a beautiful girl."
With intention to make fun of the guy , they asked the fat guy, "What are you gonna give birth to?"
He said I am gonna give birth to a young elephant and drops his pants.
" See, the trunk's coming out".
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An elephant is standing on a street corner with an e**....
His thing is HUGE, hangs all the way to the ground.
At that moment a mother is taking her son to school and the son looks at the elephant and says "Mommy what is that?"
Mom: "Oh that's the trunk honey"
Kid: "No mom, further back between the legs"
Mom: "Oh that? That's nothing...." and awkwardly changes the subject.
The next day, same elephant in the same condition is on the corner only this time the dad is taking the kid to school.
Kid: "Hey dad, what is that? It's not the the trunk and it's not the legs, it's in between the legs. Mommy says that's nothing."
The dad thinks for a second and then laughs, "Yeah well, mommy is spoiled."
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The animals in the zoo are bored.
The snake says "I know, we can play billiards" The elephant scoffs "How. we don't have a table?" The snake explains they can do tricks, and the other animals judge them as to how many b**... they have sunk. So each animal does their best and the snake is winning, showing off he says to the elephant "Bet i can slither through your guts and out your a**..." With that he shoots up the elephant's trunk. The elephant quickly jams his trunk up his own a**... and says "Ha!.. You're snookered."