Elephant Never Forgets Jokes

Funniest Elephant Never Forgets Short Jokes

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1. Call a girl beautiful 1,000 time and she won't think twice... Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
   Because elephants never forget
2. Tell a girl she's beautiful one hundred times and she'll not believe you. Tell her once she's fat and she'll always remember Because elephants never forget
3. Call a woman beautiful 1000 times, and she'll never remember. Call her fat one time, and she'll never forget. You know why? Elephants never forget.
4. Tell a woman she's beautiful a thousand times and she'll still act like she's never heard it before. Call a woman fat once and she'll always remember. Because elephants never forget.
5. You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets.
6. A few years ago I called my mother in law fat and she still resents me for it I should've known that an elephant never forgets.
7. Called my wife fat forever ago, and she's never let me live in down That's cause elephants never forget
8. A huge mistake I made the terrible mistake of joking about my girlfriend's weight. I just know she'll hold it against me forever. Elephants never forget.
9. In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets.
10. Why can you tell a girl she's pretty a thousand times and she'll never remember, but tell her she's ugly and fat just once she'll never forget? Because an elephant never forgets.

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Elephant Never Forgets One Liners

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1. Never call a woman fat An elephant never forgets.
2. Never ever call a lady fat! Because elephants don't forget.
3. What does an elephant do on 9/11? Never forgets.
4. Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget.
5. Your mother has an excellent memory. Because elephants never forget.
6. An elephant never walks into a bar He only drinks to forget
7. How come you can never win an argument with your mom? Because Elephants never forget.
8. Do you know why Elephants like 9/11? Because they never forget.
   I am so sorry.
9. What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant
10. Everyone always says I have a good memory. I guess an elephant really never does forget.
11. An elephant never forgets but with the power of Jesus, he can learn to forgive.
12. An Elephant Never Forgets 9/11 An Elephant never forgets how to ride a bicycle

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