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  1. Call a girl beautiful 1,000 time and she won't think twice... Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
    Because elephants never forget
  2. Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
  3. If you call a girl pretty, she'll forget after a day. If you call a girl fat, she'll never forget it, because elephants never forget.
  4. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget.
  5. Tell a girl she's beautiful one hundred times and she'll not believe you. Tell her once she's fat and she'll always remember Because elephants never forget
  6. Call a woman beautiful 1000 times, and she'll never remember. Call her fat one time, and she'll never forget. You know why? Elephants never forget.
  7. Call a woman beautiful a hundred times... Call a woman beautiful hundred times, and she won't remember.
    But call her fat just *one* time, and she'll never forget.
    Because elephants never forget.
  8. Tell a woman she's beautiful a thousand times and she'll still act like she's never heard it before. Call a woman fat once and she'll always remember. Because elephants never forget.
  9. Call a girl beautiful thousand times and she'll not even notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget. Because elephants have very good memory.
  10. Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she'll never notice Call her fat once and she'll never forget it.
    Because...
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    Elephants never forget.

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Elephant Never Forgets One Liners

Which elephant never forgets one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elephant never forgets? I can suggest the ones about baby elephant and elephant hiding.

  1. Never call a woman fat An elephant never forgets.
  2. Never ever call a lady fat! Because elephants don't forget.
  3. What does an elephant do on 9/11? Never forgets.
  4. Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget.
  5. Your mother has an excellent memory. Because elephants never forget.
  6. An elephant never walks into a bar He only drinks to forget
  7. How come you can never win an argument with your mom? Because Elephants never forget.
  8. Do you know why Elephants like 9/11? Because they never forget.
    I am so sorry.
  9. What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant
  10. Never call a girl fat Never call a girl fat, she won't forget it
    Elephants never forget
  11. Everyone always says I have a good memory. I guess an elephant really never does forget.
  12. Which is an elephant's favorite day? 9/11 because it never forgets.
  13. An elephant never forgets but with the power of Jesus, he can learn to forgive.
  14. An Elephant Never Forgets 9/11 An Elephant never forgets how to ride a bicycle

Elephant Never Forgets Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about elephant never forgets you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elephant never forgets pranks.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.

Because elephants never forget.

A huge mistake

I made the terrible mistake of joking about my girlfriend's weight. I just know she'll hold it against me forever. Elephants never forget.

Oh the memories

You can tell a woman that she is beautiful 1000 times and she will pay no mind to your comments. But tell her that she's fat, just one time, and she will never let you forget it.
Do you want to know why that is?
Because an elephant never forgets.

You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why?

Because an elephant never forgets.

Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember

Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget

Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever

cause elephants never forget

In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants.

He got a mountain range that never forgets.

Call a woman beautiful a thousand times and youll never hear about it, call her fat once and you'll never hear the end.

Thats because elephants never forget

They say an elephant never forgets...

so I suggest we switch from mice to elephants to study alzheimer's disease.

You Should Never Insult a Pregnant Woman. They Always Hold a Grudge.

That's because elephants never forget.

You tell a girl she's beautiful and she'll forget. You tell a girl she is fat and she will remember forever because elephants never forget.

I was with my buddy after I had an argument with my girlfriend...

I was annoyed by her behavior and was explaining to him what happened.
It's ridiculous! You can call a girl beautiful a million times, and they never believe you. Call her fat once, and they'll never forget!
My buddy turns his head and says, That's because elephants never forget.

You can call a woman beatiful as many times as you want

But call her fat once and she'll always remember.
Because elephants never forget

Wife: He made two fat jokes yesterday.

Husband: I don't recall this, that's a lie!
Therapist: Why would she remember then you making them?
Husband: Elephants never forget I suppose.
Therapist: Savage.

Call your wife beautiful thousands of times and she will not remember, but her an elephant once and she will remember forever. You know why?

Because an elephant never forgets...

If you call a girl fat, she'll remember for the rest of her life.

Because elephants never forget.

Why shouldn't you ever call a fat girl an elephant?

Because it is a really mean thing to say and elephants never forget.

Call a girl beautiful a million times and she'll forget about it tomorrow, call a girl fat and she'll never let it go...

That's because elephants never forget.

Call a girl pretty 1000 times, she won't remember evever

call her fat once and she will remember forver,
Because elephants never forget.

You should never call a fat girl and elephant

It really is just not a nice thing to say and also elephants never forget.

Why can you tell a girl she's pretty a thousand times and she'll never remember, but tell her she's ugly and fat just once she'll never forget?

Because an elephant never forgets.

You can call a girl beautiful and back her up 1000 times and she won't remember

But call her anything remotely related to "fat" and she will never forget
BECAUSE ELEPHANTS DON'T FORGET

Call a woman beautiful and she forgets it within 10 minutes...

Call a woman fat and she remembers it for life. You know why? Cause elephants never forget.

Called my wife fat forever ago, and she's never let me live in down

That's cause elephants never forget

A few years ago I called my mother in law fat and she still resents me for it

I should've known that an elephant never forgets.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times..

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you.
Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget

You can tell a girl she's pretty 1000 times & she'll never remember it, but if you call her fat just once she'll always remember it.

Elephants never forget.