The Best 61 Elephant Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Elephant jokes. There are some elephant antelopes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Elephant Jokes and Puns
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something so small?"
What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?
"el' if I know."
How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
Marry her.
I'm getting a tattoo of an elephant on my ear...
The only reason I'm doing this is so when people ask me "Why do you have a tattoo of an elephant on your ear?" I can say "Don't worry about it. It's ear elephant."
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
swimming trunks! :D
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just gave a little wine.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
They are really good at it.
How do you make an elephant float?
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
Oh the memories
You can tell a woman that she is beautiful 1000 times and she will pay no mind to your comments. But tell her that she's fat, just one time, and she will never let you forget it.
Do you want to know why that is?
Because an elephant never forgets.
What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?
Irrelephant.
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An elephant escaped from the circus...
...and ended up in a little old lady's back garden. The lady had never seen an elephant before, so she rang the police.
"Please come quickly," she said to the policeman who answered the phone. "There's a strange looking animal in my garden picking up cabbages with its tail."
"What's it doing with them?" asked the policeman.
"If I told you," said the old lady, "you'd never beleive me!"
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick
Why can't two elephants go swimming?
-They only have one pair of trunks.
Never call a woman fat
An elephant never forgets.
Why are elephants big and grey?
Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes.
What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
Who cares? It's a relephant.
Old one I've never seen on here
This joke was in a book I had as a young child, probably from the 70s or 80s. It's so ridiculous, I remember it to this day.
Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a white elephant?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said thank you. I said don't mention it.
Why do elephants drink so much?
To forget
How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary
What is grey and comes in quarts?
An elephant
A joke my 4 year old came up with today...
Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me: "I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly): "An elephant sticking his trunk up!"
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea...
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
Why do elephants wear green shoes?
So they can sneak across pool tables.
Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table?
Works, doesn't it?
Pregnant elephants
What is harder then getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
I'm taking a gunsmithing class and this was in the text book with no context. Just stuffed between a paragraph on slave pins and one on replacing firing pins.
a pretty bad joke my dad once told me
what do you get when you cross a elephant, rhino, and a hippo?
helliphino
How do you trap an elephant?
Well first you dig a really big hole. Then put dry leaves and wood in the hole and light them on fire. Wait for the fire to go out. Then cover the hole with leaves and wait for the elephant to walk by it.
Then, sneak up behind the elephant, and when it least expects it, kick it in the ash hole
I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions
The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.
I gave my friend an elephant for his room.
He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."
What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant?
A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.
A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit…
Why are you doing that? asked the keeper.
The sign says it's okay, replied the visitor.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does. It says, 'Do not feed. $10 fine.'
If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices
is it irrelephant?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A sternly worded letter from the ethics committee and your funding revoked.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today and as we were walking around, he screeched, Look Dad! It's a frickin' elephant! I was shocked and slightly angry, because everybody was looking at us...
What did you just call it?! I cried.
It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture! Look! he shouted, pointing excitedly.
And so it did...A F R I C A N Elephant.
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
How do you pick up an elephant with one hand?
You can't, there are no elephants with one arm
I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said, "Thanks".
I said, "Don't mention it."
An elephant is standing on a street corner with an erection.
His thing is HUGE, hangs all the way to the ground.
At that moment a mother is taking her son to school and the son looks at the elephant and says "Mommy what is that?"
Mom: "Oh that's the trunk honey"
Kid: "No mom, further back between the legs"
Mom: "Oh that? That's nothing...." and awkwardly changes the subject.
The next day, same elephant in the same condition is on the corner only this time the dad is taking the kid to school.
Kid: "Hey dad, what is that? It's not the the trunk and it's not the legs, it's in between the legs. Mommy says that's nothing."
The dad thinks for a second and then laughs, "Yeah well, mommy is spoiled."
Do you know why Hindu worship Lord Ganesha first
Because we have to first address the elephant in the room
How do you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One's an elephant.
I would make a joke about how yo mama so fat...
But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino. It just isn't rhelephant.
(This joke works best when said out loud.)
I have the memory of an elephant.
I saw an elephant.
I took my 8 year old niece to the zoo last week...
..we were walking around the various cages and enclosures when all of a sudden she yells, Look Uncle John! It's a frickin' Elephant!
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. What did you just call it? I asked.
It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture! she said, ... and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
Here's a trilogy of jokes
You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries
When I was younger one of my favorite jokes to tell was about a 4,000 lb. elephant. I tried to convert it to metric to share with the rest of the world.
But, it never got a laugh. Just these looks of mass confusion.
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.)
I have the memory of an elephant...
One time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
My 5yo hit me with this: what do you call an elephant who refuses to bath?
A Smellephant!
How do you fit four elephants in a mini-cooper car?
Two in the front. Two in the back. How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
You open the door and see an elephant. How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
When the door doesn't quite close. How do you know when there's three elephants in the fridge?
They giggle when the light goes out. How do you know there's four elephants in the fridge?
There's an empty mini-cooper parked in your drive!
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in apple trees.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating apples
Where does the elephant pack it's clothes?
In its trunk
A teacher requests the class to use"dandelion " in a sentence....
To which a little Jamaican kid stands up and his response is"Da elephant is more fierce Dandelion"🤣
How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
You can't, elephants only have feet
I made an origami elephant for a friend.
I gave it to them, and they said Thanks, I'll put it in my room!
I said Don't mention it!
Why was the elephant arrested?
Trunk driving
What's the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?
Since you clearly don't know i won't sent you to the store to pick me up a dozen eggs
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