Elephant Hiding Jokes
67 elephant hiding jokes and hilarious elephant hiding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about elephant hiding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Elephant Hiding Short Jokes
Short elephant hiding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elephant hiding humour may include short elephant jokes also.
- Joke from my 12 year old why do you never see elephants hiding in tree? Because they're so good at it!
Please don't ban me - How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry patch? Paint it's toenails red.
Don't believe me? Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? - Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? After reading this reposted joke everyday, the elephants realized their hiding spot was discovered, and found a new one.
- hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it.
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Good hiding spot, huh? - Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece.
- Why did the elephant paint its nails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch....
Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
No?
See, it worked! - Why do elephants wear red sneakers? To hide in cherry trees.
You don't get it?
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No? See it works. - Why elephants have red eyes? So they can hide in the cherry tree.
Have you seen any elephant in a cherry tree?
Probably not. See how good are they at hiding. - Elephants Have you ever seen those elephants that hide in trees?
No? That's because they're really good at it
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Elephant Hiding One Liners
Which elephant hiding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elephant hiding? I can suggest the ones about baby elephant and hiding.
- Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.
- Know why you've never seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they're good at it
- Why do you never see an elephant hiding behind a tree? Because they're very good at it
- Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?
- How come we never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're REALLY good at it
- Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in a forest. Because they're good at it.
- Why have you never seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Cause they are so good at it
- Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it
- Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he can hide in a strawberry bush.
- Why did the elephant paint it's toe nails red? To hide in the cherry tree.
- What's a good way to hide mailboxes? Place elephants in front of them
- Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good
- what animals are best at hiding up trees? Elephants
- How do you find an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans? You don't. It's hiding.
- What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice? An elephant hiding in your fridge
Elephant Hiding Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about elephant hiding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elephant trunk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elephant hiding pranks.
Why do elephants have red eyes?
so they can hide in a Cherry tree
Why couldn't you see the elephant behind a strawberry
Because he was hiding!
Elephant jokes.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Thats because it had its toenails painted.
Why should you never walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm? That's when elephants tend to jump out of cherry trees.
Why are midgets so short? They tend to walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm
Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forrest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
A few of my favorites.
Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"
Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
Lousy elephant jokes
These are best all told in rapid succession:
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How do you fit four elephants in a VW Bug?
Two in the front, one in the back, one in the glove compartment.
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How can you tell if there's an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?
There's a set of footprints in the butter.
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How can you tell if there are **two** elephants hiding in your refrigerator?
There are **two** sets of footprints in the butter.
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How can you tell if there are **three** elephants hiding in your refrigerator?
*Typically someone will reply, "THREE sets of footprints in the butter?"*
Nope, the door won't close.
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How can you tell if there are **four** elephants hiding in your refrigerator?
You've got a VW Bug parked in your driveway.
Elephants!
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
...So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
...So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in a bowl of custard?
How about in a strawberry patch?
No?
See, it works!
Why do elephants paint their toe nails?
To hide in a box of jelly beans. Ever see an elephant in a box of jelly beans? Must work pretty well!
my aunt introduced this one to me.
Why did the elephant paint the bottom of its feet yellow?
So it could hide in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of custard? No?
That means it's working, the crafty b**....
Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the truth?
Because he isn't a lion.
#9
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats!
#8
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
#7
What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
#6
What is a cat's favorite TV show?
The evening mews!
#5
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
#4
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
#3
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty p**....
#2
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
#1
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries.
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
Why do elephants where pink shoes?
To hide in the grass.
Have you ever seen an elephant with pink shoes?
No?
Good hiders, aren't they?
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
They're pretty good at it.
How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?
You remove his slippers and open the door .
You put him inside.
You close the door and take the slippers away.
Fred vs Bob
Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."
Why do Elephants....
Paint their t**... green?
So they can hide in avocado trees!
Why do elephants paint their toenails red.
A: To hide in the cherry trees!
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? Then I guess it works!
(As told by my mid-70s, overall wearin, Southern Comfort drinkin neighbor.)
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
How do you know if it works?
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
Here's a trilogy of jokes
You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why don't you see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because they're very good at it.
Why do the elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in a cherry tree.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
Me: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
Them: Why?
Me: To hide in the strawberry patch
Them: ……..
Me: have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Them: no?
Me: then I guess it works
Cue applause.
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
So they can hide in apple trees.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating apples
A series of jokes because I never see the full set
Why are elephants so good at hiding in trees?
Because you never see them.
How do they hide in cherry trees?
They paint their b**... red and climb up
What's the loudest sound in the Savannah?
A giraffe eating cherries.
How do elephants camouflage themselves in the jungle?
They paint their b**... pink and hide up cherry tree's.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating the berries.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
-So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
-A giraffe eating cherries.