Elephant Grape Jokes
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Why are elephants big and grey?
Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grape.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just gave a little wine.
What did the grape say after the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing, he just let out a little whine.
What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
Let out a little wine.
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
How are an elephant and a grape alike?
They're both purple.....
Except for the elephant.
What's similar between an elephant and a grape?
They both have a trunk, except the grape
In what way is an elephant like a grape?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape?
They are both purple, except for the elephant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?
Elephant grape sine theta.
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