The Best 4 Elephant Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elephant Birthday jokes. There are some elephant birthday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elephant birthday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elephant Birthday Jokes and Puns

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

499

- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge

- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge

- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?

Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.

- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?

The alligators are all at the birthday party.

- Sally dies anyways. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick

It was my friends birthday so I bought him an elephant for his room

He said "thanks" and I replied "don't mention it"

I gave my mate an Elephant for his birthday.

He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"

Why was the Republican's birthday so much fun?

Because it was a white elephant party.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the elephant birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working elephant birthday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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