The Best 4 Elephant Ant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elephant Ant jokes. There are some elephant ant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elephant ant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elephant Ant Jokes and Puns

A joke originally told in Arabic

The doctor asks him what is that dreaming problem.

"Every night I go to sleep," the man says. "I dream of a soccer match between a team of elephants and a team of ants"

"Ok, take this medicine," the doctor says. "It will fix the problem."

The man refuses though and says:

"Can I take it tomorrow though? Today is the finals"

A joke from Pakistan: What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

"I'm going to be the mother of your children."

I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What's winning attitude?

3 ants saw an elephant coming.

Ant1: We will kill him

Ant2: We will break his legs

Ant3: Forgive him guys, he's alone and we're three

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the elephant ant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working elephant ant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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