The Best 66 Eleph Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eleph jokes. There are some eleph gorilla jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eleph rhino puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eleph Jokes and Puns

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something so small?"

How many?

How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo?

"What's a Matterbooboo?"

Nothing Yogi.

What do you do when an elephant comes in your window?

You swim!

Eleph joke, What do you do when an elephant comes in your window?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....


How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

An elephant and a naked man were standing next to each other...

The elephant says "It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

Eleph joke, An elephant and a naked man were standing next to each other...

Why were the elephants asked to leave the nude beach?

They refused to remove their trunks.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you feed your self with that?

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?

Good hiders, aren't they?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

They are really good at it.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you drink out of that little thing?

Why did the elephant paint the bottom of its feet yellow?

So it could hide in a bowl of custard.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of custard? No?

That means it's working, the crafty bastards.

Why do elephants hate flying?

The seats are too small.

What do you do when you come across an elephant?

Wipe it off and apologize.

Elephants

How many legs does an elephant have?
Four. Two in the front and two in the back.

Why don't elephants make good dancers?
They have two left feet.

What's flat and feathery and half an inch tall?
A duck who tried to teach an elephant how to dance.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks, of course.

Eleph joke, Elephants

An elephant escaped from the circus...

...and ended up in a little old lady's back garden. The lady had never seen an elephant before, so she rang the police.

"Please come quickly," she said to the policeman who answered the phone. "There's a strange looking animal in my garden picking up cabbages with its tail."

"What's it doing with them?" asked the policeman.

"If I told you," said the old lady, "you'd never beleive me!"

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

-They only have one pair of trunks.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.


Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Why do elephants have four feet?

Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant.

Why are elephants big and grey?

Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes.

You know why elephants don't smoke?

they can't get their butts in the ashtray

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

"Get in the trunk"

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you pick up anything with that?

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.

What's the loudest sound in the forest?

Giraffes eating cherries.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables.

Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table?

Works, doesn't it?

Did you know that if you took every elephant in the world and lined them up towards the moon...

They would die.

An elephant was drinking out of the river one day...

When he spotted a turtle lying fast asleep on a log.
The elephant walked over and kicked the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.

A passing giraffe who happened to see this happen asked the elephant, "Why did you do that?"

The elephant replied, "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that bit my trunk 38 years ago."

The giraffe said, "Wow, what a memory you've got!"

"Yes," said the elephant, proudly. "Turtle recall."

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy.

After a while one elephant says to the other, I really don't get how he could feed himself with that thing.

Why didn't the elephant make a fat joke about the hippopotamus

Because it would be hippo-critical.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe out of that thing?"

My Uncle with whom I share a love of bad jokes told me that.

Two elephants see a naked man

Elephant: How is he still alive? I mean, can he even feed himself with THAT?

If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices

is it irrelephant?

Did you know if you take every elephant in the world and stack them on top of each other...

They wouldn't like it.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

After reading this reposted joke everyday, the elephants realized their hiding spot was discovered, and found a new one.

Two elephants are sitting in a hot tub...

One turns to the other one and asks Do you have any soap?

The second elephant replies with, no soap, radio.

What does an elephant do on 9/11?

Never forgets.

How come we never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're REALLY good at it

What did the elephant say to the naked man ?

How do you breath through that little thing?

What would an elephant say to a naked man?

How do you breath with that thing!

How do you know if two elephants were having sex in your backyard?

Your fence is knocked down and one of your Hefty trash bags is missing.

An elephant is standing on a street corner with an erection.

His thing is HUGE, hangs all the way to the ground.

At that moment a mother is taking her son to school and the son looks at the elephant and says "Mommy what is that?"

Mom: "Oh that's the trunk honey"
Kid: "No mom, further back between the legs"
Mom: "Oh that? That's nothing...." and awkwardly changes the subject.

The next day, same elephant in the same condition is on the corner only this time the dad is taking the kid to school.

Kid: "Hey dad, what is that? It's not the the trunk and it's not the legs, it's in between the legs. Mommy says that's nothing."

The dad thinks for a second and then laughs, "Yeah well, mommy is spoiled."

There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom

The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"

And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"

What do you do with an Elephant that has three balls?

You walk him and pitch to the Kangaroo

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get it from a goose.

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.

Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A: You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

An elephant escapes from the circus

It wanders around and eventually ends uo in an old lady's garden eating the vegetables. The old lady came out and had never seen an elephant before nor did she know what it was. Panicked she ran inside and called the police

"Hello, what is your emergency" said the operator

"There is some sort of large animal ripping up all the carrots in my garden with its tail!"

"Okay...where is it putting these carrots?"

"If i told you, you wouldnt believe me!"

An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar

It's at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.

Why do you never see an elephant hiding behind a tree?

Because they're very good at it

Why have you never seen an elephant hiding in a tree?

Cause they are so good at it

an elephant looked through the tall grass when he saw a nudist tribe

it gasped and said said how do you breathe through those?

Why don't you see elephants hiding in a tree?

Because they're very good at it.

Why do the elephants paint their balls red?

So they can hide in a cherry tree.

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

Giraffes eating cherries.

Me: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

Them: Why?

Me: To hide in the strawberry patch

Them: ……..

Me: have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

Them: no?

Me: then I guess it works

Cue applause.

An elephant meets a naked man and asks...

How do you breathe through that?

What do you get when an Elephant runs over Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What did the elephant say to the guy?

That's cute but can you breathe through it...

How many elephants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, technically just two. It would have to be a pretty huge lightbulb to fit them though.

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