The Best 5 Elemental Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elemental jokes. There are some elemental essence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elemental materia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elemental Jokes and Puns

Teacher: sing the alphabet

Student: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, phosphorus, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.

Teacher: How did you say phosphorus instead of L, M, N, O, and P?

Student: Because phosphorus is EL-EM-EN-TAL P.

Breaking news: Rare time traveling bloodthirsty Fire elemental wolves spotted in Russia!

In Soviet Russia, the hot dogs eat you.

What do you call a spirit of pride, entitlement, privilege, and arrogance?

An heir elemental.

What do you call a glass of water that has gone mad?

EleMENTAL.

[Chemist humor] - What is the two-letter elemental symbol for human fecal matter?

Jz


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the elemental primary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working elemental hydrogen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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