The Best 52 Electrons Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Electrons Jokes and Puns

A man died knowing he made a positive difference in the world.

Oh course, when he was just setting out people considered him crazy for wanting to strip atoms of their electrons and send the electrons to space.

Did you hear about the atom that was caught stealing electrons?

He was arrested and charged.

...this is the stuff I come up with while procrastinating studying for finals.

Electrons love a bargain

An electron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "what kind of specials do you have today?"

Bartender says "for you, all prices are reduced".

Electrons joke, Electrons love a bargain

Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke

"This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."

You'd think that when two atoms in a salt bond, they're being kind by sharing electrons, but actually, one atom is stealing the electron from the other.

Isn't it ionic?

Famous physicist Dirac is talking about his favorite elementary particles...

Dirac says he is "very fond of electrons, they exist in all the atoms in our bodies, explain chemical reactions and the periodic table, and their flow in electrical circuits enables much of modern technology and beautiful lighting at night. Positrons however, well that's another matter altogether."

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Electrons joke, Where do two electrons race?

Where does N.W.A get their notes on the scattering of photons off of electrons?

Straight Outta Compton

It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.

A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons.

[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?


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I removed electrons from a seal

Got a seal-ion

If electricity comes from electrons

does morality come from morons?

Two electrons were talking...

The first electron said: "I remember when I transferred to the ground state, good times"

The second electron, knowing the first was making the story up replied: "You've never been down there, there's no need to Lyman!"

Joke my scinence teacher dropped on us

A lithium atom walked into a bar and said

"Hey I think I left some electrons in here last night, have you seen any?"

The bar tender replied, "No, are you sure you lost them?"

The lithium atom replied "Yes I'm positive..."

A muffin and dough and are having a conversation.

And the muffin says, "Dude, everything is energy man; it's all energy swirling around. Good energy, and bad energy, and it all depends on what energy you tap into. It's like the planets and electrons and stuff; everything is swirling."
The dough replies, "Dude, you're baked."

Electrons joke, A muffin and dough and are having a conversation.

A military officer was caught stealing electrons

His superiors immediately had him discharged.

What do you call a group of electrons staging a coup?

The Resistance

[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons

... You really make me excited

What did liquid nitrogen said to a conductor?

Good Good

Eject those magentic fields boy...

let the electrons flow through you

Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?

Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!

One atom says to another atom

"Dude! I lost all my valence electrons!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"

Why do electrons never take HIV tests?

They know their negative.

Two protons walk into a bar...

And see three electrons in a corner. One turns to the other says they should leave. The other asks him why and he says "I don't like them, the always turn everything so negative".

Alpha particles are cool and all, but...

Single electrons are beta

Electrons treat their religion like a sporting event

Every time they hold mass, they do the wave

You would think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to eachother

But instead they steal each others electrons.

How ionic.

Hydrogen and Carbon walk into a bar

Hydrogen: Hey I was thinking about starting a business about electrons and wanted to ask if you wanted to be a partner

Carbon: Sure! I've got nothing to lose!

What do politicians, naked women, and electrons all have in common?

**They change their behavior when being observed.**
(Does anything else?)

Who did King Arthur leave in charge of watching his eight electrons?

Sir Valence!

Special shop sale:

electrons: 10 cents

protons: 10 cents

neutrons: free of charge

What do you get when you add electrons to an atom?


The world is made of Protons, Electrons, and Neutrons...

What about morons?

A proton and several electrons walk into the bar.

The proton asks, "What did you do last weekend?"

The electron answered, "I ain't did no more of no nothing, not."

Three world famous conductors walk into a bar

A fan comes up to them and asks them, What's your secret to being such a successful conductor?
Conductor 1: I just always remember to stay calm and do what I practiced
Conductor 2: I always think about doing it for my family
Conductor three stares at them with a confused look
He says, I don't know what you guys are doing, I'm usually busy making sure I'm not holding onto my electrons to tightly

The name in Bond... Ionic Bond!

I prefer my electrons taken, not shared!

What is satan's favourite chemical?

Carbon. because it has 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electrons

Scientists say the universe is full of protons, neutrons and electrons.

But they forgot to mention morons.

All Electrons were having the party

All Electrons were having the party

Suddenly protons attacked them..

A hero came and saved the electrons..

Electrons asked hero: "Who are you ?? "





Hero said : " BOND .. COVALENT BOND "

What is it called when the electrons of one atom are transferred to another?

Ionestly don't know the answer.

I always knew I would never be a successful chemist.

Electrons were always a little cloudy to me.

The electrons were not allowed into the bus

The bus had a bad conductor

How is a hydrogen ion similar to North Korea?

They have no electrons.

What did the unhappy factory electrons do?


I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.

I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.

A few electrons are having a party

When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:

"Bond. Covalent Bond."

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

A couple electrons

Nuclei and Electrons are the original hipsters of the universe.

They were hydrogen before it was cool.

I hate being around electrons.

They're always so negative!

Protons, neutrons and electrons

Are the little things that matter.

Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.

They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"

It replys "I'm positive."

Why does texas have no power?

Democrats stole the electrons.

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