The Best 40 Electronics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Electronics jokes. There are some electronics electronic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these electronics electronic engineering puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Electronics Jokes and Puns

My experiences working at an electronics store...

On a normal day at the shop a man walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around with a big smile and ask "how can I help you". He says "well, I plan to shoot everyone in this store, my family and my dog" I then asked him very calmly "Sir...were you considering Nikon or Canon?"

i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat...

so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer

A burglar breaks into a house...

He starts searching the house for valuables and comes across some jewelery, which he begins to stuff into his bag. Just then a menacing voice echoes through the house moaning "Jesus is watching you". The burglar looks around, sees no one and decides his imagination is just playing tricks on him. As the burglar continues his search he finds some electronics, but before he can stuff them in his bag he hears the voice again moaning "Jesus is watching you". This time the burglar takes a good look around the room he's in and realizes that there is a bird cage with a parrot in it. He walks up to the parrot and asks, "Did you say that?". The parrot stares at him for a second and replies "yes". The burglar realizes that the parrot is somewhat intelligent so he asks "What's your name?". The parrot squawks "Moses".
"What kinda guy names his parrot Moses?"
"The same kinda guy who names his vicious rottweiler Jesus"

Electronics joke, A burglar breaks into a house...

How to fix water-damaged electronics

If you drop your phone in water, just leave it in a bag of rice over night.

The rice attracts Asians who will come fix it for you.

A man is getting prepared to go on vacation

A man is getting prepared to go on vacation, his wife writes him a checklist of everything he needs

He starts to read it out

"Pack clothes? Check"

"Pack toiletries? Check"

"Grab electronics? Check"

"Laptop? Check"

"Know where you're going? Czech"


I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke...

by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!

If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice...

... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

Electronics joke, If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice...

I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics.

He told me I used the wrong stereo type.

I walked past an electronics store once...

I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, "TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"

I thought to myself, "Wow. I can't turn that down."

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale.

The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.

The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.

I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more

So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument

What do you call a retail store that disables electronics?

An EMPorium

What did the avian electronics salesman say to the customer?

TVs are going cheep

Why does every person from San Diego have dead electronics?

Their chargers relocated to Los Angeles!

Electronics joke, Why does every person from San Diego have dead electronics?

With great power...

Comes great Current squared Resistance.

Yeah, I need these mnemonics to pass tomorrow's electronics exam.

None of my European electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God.

Turns out they just needed a higher power.

Electronics run on smoke...

It leaks out, they stop working.


Wet phone solution.

Person 1: If you drop your phone into some water, fill a bag with rice and put the phone in the bag and sit it on the kitchen bench overnight.
During the night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your broken electronics.

Person 2: Dude, that's not how it works. They would eat the rice too.

Real life joke: Call Best Buy on your phone...

...and ask to be connected to the electronics department.

Arts>Science

Just realised arts students can now pay for their college fees... if they specialise in electronics as well.

What do you get for a nun who wears men's clothes and likes outdated electronics?

A transsister radio

What do you call a Constellation that is always urinating on electronics?

Cassiopeia

LPT: Unplug your electronics to conserve energy, except for the fridge and the life support machine:

In those instances, you'd just be wasting vegetables.

If you drop your phone in water...

Put it in a bowl of rice, at night it will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

As an Austrian, you know what really bothers me about German electronics?

They don't come without an Anschluss.

My electronics professor said

**Microsoft** *created* **Google** Chrome

Why did the electronics store go bankrupt?

Everything was free of charge.

Where do dogs go to get their electronics?

Best Boy

Why do you put water damaged electronics in rice?

Cuz at night it will attract asians to fix your electronics.

Did you hear about the new electronics store that caters to boats, jet skis and other watercraft?

It's called Best Buoy.

Adele is shopping for electronics

She's looking for a Dell

What makes electronics work?

Smoke.
If you let the smoke out, the electronic component stops working.

I'm at a Mexican electronics store and the clerk asked me what kind of cables I was looking for.

I told him, "Audios."

He left and hasn't come back since.

A remote walks into an electronics store

A remote walks into an electronics store and sees a pack of batteries with a sign over them saying "free batteries"
He gasps, walks angrily to the cashier and says "So you're telling me these batteries aren't gonna charge me?"

First we discovered TikTok was a Chinese spying app, then we discovered China was putting spyware in the electronics they sell us...

And today the fortune cookie in my Chinese food reminded me I needed to buy milk.

Did you hear about the time the electronics company started offering free chamomile made with honey to gay people, and there was a long line for it?

They called it the LG bee tea queue.

Well my parents are finally sick of all my electronics puns.

Now I'm grounded.

How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?

To change a lightbulb is actually very complex and you really need to know the entire history of lightbulbs, and electricity, to even begin to understand. There is also some very complicated electronics involved in getting the grid to power the lightbulb and unless you understand all of this, then you probably shouldn't be asking these questions.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the electronics tablet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working electronics electronic salesman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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