Electronic Jokes
80 electronic jokes and hilarious electronic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electronic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Electronic Short Jokes
Short electronic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The electronic humour may include short electrical jokes also.
- I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture. It was called Electronic Arts.
- I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
- None of my european electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God. Turns out they just needed a higher power.
- Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them said, "I lost an electron." The other one said, "Are you sure?" and the first one said, "I'm positive!"
- Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron? So the wedding would be free of charge
- An atom walks into a bar… Bartender: What are you doing here?
Atom: I'm celebrating the loss of an electron.
Bartender: I'm keeping my ion you.
Atom: Don't worry, I'll keep things positive. - I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type.
- One atom says to another atom "Dude! I lost all my valence electrons!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!" - I met a Nuclear Engineer the other day. He had a bunch of Electronic Engineers buzzing around him.
- Schrödinger's cat There once was a cat in a pickle
Whose life was not worth a nickle
From an electron gun shot
It both was and was not
It's very existence is fickle
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Electronic One Liners
Which electronic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with electronic? I can suggest the ones about electromagnetic and mechanical.
- An atom loses an electron... It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
- what is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An electron.
- How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron.
- I'm positive I lost an electron... ...better keep an ion that.
- First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii? Tough year for the Electronic community.
- Well my parents are finally sick of all my electronics puns. Now I'm grounded.
- I think I saw my friend with an extra electron... ...so I'm going to keep an ion him.
- Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium.
- What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery
- The electrons couldn't wait to become lightning When it happened, they were ex-static
- Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I'm positive. - How did the electron board the train? It lepton
- I tried to give iodine a full electron shell... ...but iodide.
- What do you call an insect that is into electronic music? A house fly.
- A positive ion stole an electron yesterday. He got away with no charge.
Electronic Circuit Jokes
Here is a list of funny electronic circuit jokes and even better electronic circuit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where do electronics go for fun? The circuits
- Where do two electrons race? On a circuit
- What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component? A transistor
- How did the electron get fit? Circuit training.
- What do you call a racetrack made from faulty electronics that's not too long? A short circuit.
Electronic Music Jokes
Here is a list of funny electronic music jokes and even better electronic music puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an electronic music artist that looks like a guy but is actually a girl? A trap remix.
- What kind of music does an electron leaving a surface with a small work function listen to? Lo-phi
- What do you call Amish electronic music? Notech.
- What do you call holiday themed electronic music? Gingerbread house.
Electronic Salesman Jokes
Here is a list of funny electronic salesman jokes and even better electronic salesman puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the avian electronics salesman say to the customer? TVs are going cheep
Rib-Tickling Electronic Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about electronic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robotic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electronic pranks.
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My experiences working at an electronics store...
On a normal day at the shop a man walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around with a big smile and ask "how can I help you". He says "well, I plan to shoot everyone in this store, my family and my dog" I then asked him very calmly "Sir...were you considering Nikon or Canon?"
Did you hear about the atom that was caught stealing electrons?
He was arrested and charged.
...this is the stuff I come up with while procrastinating studying for finals.
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
A burglar breaks into a house...
He starts searching the house for valuables and comes across some jewelery, which he begins to stuff into his bag. Just then a menacing voice echoes through the house moaning "Jesus is watching you". The burglar looks around, sees no one and decides his imagination is just playing tricks on him. As the burglar continues his search he finds some electronics, but before he can stuff them in his bag he hears the voice again moaning "Jesus is watching you". This time the burglar takes a good look around the room he's in and realizes that there is a bird cage with a parrot in it. He walks up to the parrot and asks, "Did you say that?". The parrot stares at him for a second and replies "yes". The burglar realizes that the parrot is somewhat intelligent so he asks "What's your name?". The parrot squawks "Moses".
"What kinda guy names his parrot Moses?"
"The same kinda guy who names his vicious rottweiler Jesus"
Job Interview
A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.
As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.
He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.
The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"
The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"
A proton, an electron, & a neutron walk into a bar...
...the proton orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.
the electron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.
the neutron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet.. the bartender stops him and says, "wait...for you, no charge..."
thank you, I'm here all week...
A helium atom and a hydrogen atom were talking.
A helium atom and a hydrogen atom were talking.
Hydrogen says to helium, 'Hey, I think I've lost my electron.'
Helium replies 'Oh, are you sure?'
Hydrogen responds 'I'm positive'.
One atom asks a hipster atom, "Hey, did you lose an electron?"
The hipster atom replies, "No, I'm just being ionic."
I'm like a single electron...
Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself.
It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.
A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons.
An electron is speeding down the highway when a police officer pulls him over.
The officer walks up to the car and asks, "do you know how fast you were going."
The electron replies, "Yeah, but now I'm lost."
Clinton, Sanders, Trump and Cruz are having lunch together...
and they're discussing why each thinks they'll win.
"I have the support of women and minorities" says Clinton. "I have the support of intellectuals" says Sanders "I have the support of the average american tired of politics as usual" says Trump.
Cruz just smiles..."I have the support of the people in charge of programming the electronic voting machines"
A military officer was caught stealing electrons
His superiors immediately had him discharged.
Chemistry Joke!
Hydrogen and Carbon are walking down the street when they run into each other.
The Carbon says to Hydrogen, "Are you all right? You don't look so good."
"I'm not feeling very well," says the Hydrogen. "I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the Carbon.
"Yeah, I'm positive." says the Hydrogen.
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A proton walks over to an electron and asks, "Hey electron, why are you always so negative?"
The electron turns around, stares at him deeply for a brief moment, and responds, "My parents died in a car c**...."
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*Reposting this joke because I originally posted it on the wrong account.*
I saw an electronic sign that said 'Check Your Speed' in flashing lights.
Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket.
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Wet phone solution.
Person 1: If you drop your phone into some water, fill a bag with rice and put the phone in the bag and sit it on the kitchen bench overnight.
During the night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your broken electronics.
Person 2: Dude, that's not how it works. They would eat the rice too.
The most well known person in the world
Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.
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What do politicians, n**... women, and electrons all have in common?
**They change their behavior when being observed.**
(Does anything else?)
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Scientists say the universe is full of protons, neutrons and electrons.
But they forgot to mention morons.
Why did the German cross the road?
Because the electronic traffic signal indicated that it was the appropriate time to do so.
An electron is driving really fast...
...when a cop pulls it over.
"Do you even know how fast you were going there?" Asks the cop.
"Of course," replies the electron, "I knew exactly how fast I was going. But I thought this was the highway!"
"The highway?" The cop asks, shocked. "Do you even know where you are?"
The electron thinks for a moment and says, "No."
A few electrons are having a party
When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:
"Bond. Covalent Bond."
A proton, electron and a neuton get into a bar fight.
The bartender calls cops and they show up to arrest everyone. The cops cuff the proton and electron but they let the neutron go because nobody could press charges.
Chemistry joke
Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus one day, then proton asks neutron: Why you only hangout with me in here instead of electron?
Neutron replies: He was too negative to begin with.
How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To change a lightbulb is actually very complex and you really need to know the entire history of lightbulbs, and electricity, to even begin to understand. There is also some very complicated electronics involved in getting the grid to power the lightbulb and unless you understand all of this, then you probably shouldn't be asking these questions.
A retail worker was talking to a customer when they noticed some long, high pitched noises coming from the electronic section
'Your Macbooks aren't breaking are they?' mused the slightly concerned customer.
The worker listened to the noise for a moment before motioning offhandedly to the speaker section.
'Don't worry, it's just a Dell.'
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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it
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A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave.
You hear the one about Electronic Arts?
The punchline in $25.
I got this extra electron I don't want.
My friend said, "Don't be so negative, bro".
Maybe the ChatGPT servers are just taking a break to meditate and clear their electronic minds.
A molecule tells another:
A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!
