Electronic Jokes

84 electronic jokes and hilarious electronic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electronic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Electronic Short Jokes

Short electronic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The electronic humour may include short electrical jokes also.

  1. I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture. It was called Electronic Arts.
  2. I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
  3. None of my european electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God. Turns out they just needed a higher power.
  4. Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them said, "I lost an electron." The other one said, "Are you sure?" and the first one said, "I'm positive!"
  5. Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron? So the wedding would be free of charge
  6. An atom walks into a bar… Bartender: What are you doing here?
    Atom: I'm celebrating the loss of an electron.
    Bartender: I'm keeping my ion you.
    Atom: Don't worry, I'll keep things positive.
  7. I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type.
  8. Two atoms bump into each other. 2 atoms bump into each other. One says, "I think I lost an electron" The other asks,"Are you sure?"
    To which the first replies, "I am positive"
  9. Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron!"
    The second one goes "Are you sure?"
    To which the first one replies "I'm positive."
  10. Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks "Are you sure?" The first one says "I'm positive"

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Electronic One Liners

Which electronic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with electronic? I can suggest the ones about electromagnetic and mechanical.

  1. An atom loses an electron... It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
  2. what is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An electron.
  3. How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron.
  4. I'm positive I lost an electron... ...better keep an ion that.
  5. First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii? Tough year for the Electronic community.
  6. Well my parents are finally sick of all my electronics puns. Now I'm grounded.
  7. I think I saw my friend with an extra electron... I'm going to keep an ion him.
  8. Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium.
  9. What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery
  10. How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!
  11. What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An electron or two
  12. The electrons couldn't wait to become lightning When it happened, they were ex-static
  13. Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure?
    Molecule 1: I'm positive.
  14. How did the electron board the train? It lepton
  15. Why does texas have no power? Democrats stole the electrons.

Electronic Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny electronic music jokes and even better electronic music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call an insect that is into electronic music? A house fly.
  • What do you call an electronic music artist that looks like a guy but is actually a girl? A trap remix.
  • What kind of music does an electron leaving a surface with a small work function listen to? Lo-phi
  • What do you call Amish electronic music? Notech.
  • What do you call holiday themed electronic music? Gingerbread house.

Electronic Circuit Jokes

Here is a list of funny electronic circuit jokes and even better electronic circuit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where do electronics go for fun? The circuits
  • Where do two electrons race? On a circuit
  • What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component? A transistor
  • How did the electron get fit? Circuit training.
  • What do you call a racetrack made from faulty electronics that's not too long? A short circuit.
Electronic joke, What do you call a racetrack made from faulty electronics that's not too long?

Electronic Engineering Jokes

Here is a list of funny electronic engineering jokes and even better electronic engineering puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I met a Nuclear Engineer the other day. He had a bunch of Electronic Engineers buzzing around him.
  • What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast? Ohmlettes

Electronic Salesman Jokes

Here is a list of funny electronic salesman jokes and even better electronic salesman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the avian electronics salesman say to the customer? TVs are going cheep
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Rib-Tickling Electronic Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about electronic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robotic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electronic pranks.

Two atoms are sitting at a bar...

...and the first atom is looking pretty glum.
"What's wrong?" asks the second atom.
"I thnk I lost an electron."
"My God!" said the second atom. "Are you sure?"
"Yes," said the first. "I'm positive."

My experiences working at an electronics store...

On a normal day at the shop a man walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around with a big smile and ask "how can I help you". He says "well, I plan to shoot everyone in this store, my family and my dog" I then asked him very calmly "Sir...were you considering Nikon or Canon?"

i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat...

so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

A burglar breaks into a house...

He starts searching the house for valuables and comes across some jewelery, which he begins to stuff into his bag. Just then a menacing voice echoes through the house moaning "Jesus is watching you". The burglar looks around, sees no one and decides his imagination is just playing tricks on him. As the burglar continues his search he finds some electronics, but before he can stuff them in his bag he hears the voice again moaning "Jesus is watching you". This time the burglar takes a good look around the room he's in and realizes that there is a bird cage with a parrot in it. He walks up to the parrot and asks, "Did you say that?". The parrot stares at him for a second and replies "yes". The burglar realizes that the parrot is somewhat intelligent so he asks "What's your name?". The parrot squawks "Moses".
"What kinda guy names his parrot Moses?"
"The same kinda guy who names his vicious rottweiler Jesus"

So an atom walks into a bar...

He says, "Hey bartender, I think I lost an electron." The bartender asks him if he's sure, and he says , "Yeah, I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
A photon walks into a bar. He sees his friend on the other side of the room, so he waves.

Two atoms were hanging out...

...and one says to the other, "Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.
As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.
He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.
The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"
The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"

A proton, an electron, & a neutron walk into a bar...

...the proton orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.
the electron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.
the neutron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet.. the bartender stops him and says, "wait...for you, no charge..."
thank you, I'm here all week...

It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.

A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons.

An electron is speeding down the highway when a police officer pulls him over.

The officer walks up to the car and asks, "do you know how fast you were going."
The electron replies, "Yeah, but now I'm lost."

If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice...

... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

An electron is driving down the highway...

...and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says, Sir, do you realize that you were traveling at 670,616,629 MPH?
The electron replies, Oh great, now I'm lost.

Chemistry Joke!

Hydrogen and Carbon are walking down the street when they run into each other.
The Carbon says to Hydrogen, "Are you all right? You don't look so good."
"I'm not feeling very well," says the Hydrogen. "I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the Carbon.
"Yeah, I'm positive." says the Hydrogen.

One atom says to another atom

"Dude! I lost all my valence electrons!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

The most well known person in the world

Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.

Why did the German cross the road?

Because the electronic traffic signal indicated that it was the appropriate time to do so.

An electron is driving really fast...

...when a cop pulls it over.
"Do you even know how fast you were going there?" Asks the cop.
"Of course," replies the electron, "I knew exactly how fast I was going. But I thought this was the highway!"
"The highway?" The cop asks, shocked. "Do you even know where you are?"
The electron thinks for a moment and says, "No."

A few electrons are having a party

When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:
"Bond. Covalent Bond."

A proton, electron and a neuton get into a bar fight.

The bartender calls cops and they show up to arrest everyone. The cops cuff the proton and electron but they let the neutron go because nobody could press charges.

Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?" to which the other replies, "I'm positive."

Two atoms are walking back home together...

One of the atom stumbles and falls
Atom: ouch, I think I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: are you sure?
Atom: I'm positive.

Schrödinger's cat

There once was a cat in a pickle
Whose life was not worth a nickle
From an electron gun shot
It both was and was not
It's very existence is fickle

Chemistry joke

Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus one day, then proton asks neutron: Why you only hangout with me in here instead of electron?
Neutron replies: He was too negative to begin with.

So an atom and physicist were talking, and the atom says, "Oh no, I think I've lost an electron".

"Are you sure?", the physicist asks.
The atom replies, "I'm positive".

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."

The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave.

You hear the one about Electronic Arts?

The punchline in $25.

I got this extra electron I don't want.

My friend said, "Don't be so negative, bro".

Maybe the ChatGPT servers are just taking a break to meditate and clear their electronic minds.

Two atoms were walking down the street and one suddenly stops and says, Oh no, I think I lost an electron!

The other atom asks, are you positive?

A molecule tells another:

A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

Electronic joke, A molecule tells another:

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