The Best 54 Electronic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Electronic jokes. There are some electronic fidelity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these electronic electronic engineering puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Electronic Jokes and Puns

any jokes about electronic cigarettes?

I've recently started using one and every single person asks about it, why i use it, do i prefer it, etc, and i'd love to have a snappy joke or two to throw out about it!

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Electronic joke, A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...

Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke

"This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."

I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday

The DJ was MT Stomach


Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.

As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.

He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.

The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"

The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"

Oscar Pistorius jailed for 5 years after authorities failed to find a good way of putting an electronic tag around his ankle.

Electronic joke, Oscar Pistorius jailed for 5 years after authorities failed to find a good way of putting an electro

A guy walks into an electronic pub

He has to buy a new ebook reader now

Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album?

It's called al-gore-rhythms.

You know my favourite christmas song? Its the one about the electronic instruction booklet.

Oh come oh come e-manual...

My buddy asked if I could make an electronic cigarette lighter

so I removed the battery.

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What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

Clinton, Sanders, Trump and Cruz are having lunch together...

and they're discussing why each thinks they'll win.
"I have the support of women and minorities" says Clinton. "I have the support of intellectuals" says Sanders "I have the support of the average american tired of politics as usual" says Trump.
Cruz just smiles..."I have the support of the people in charge of programming the electronic voting machines"

So an old man is reading an electronic version of a script from the hit movie oblivion

Elder scrolls oblivion

Apple is coming out with an electronic home drug test kit.

The I-CUP

I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.

I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"

Electronic joke, I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.

Apple is working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy

It's going to be called the I-Eye Captain

I saw an electronic sign that said 'Check Your Speed' in flashing lights.

Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket.

What is the difference between an electronic cigarette and a hookah?

You suck on an E-Cig, but a hooker sucks on you!


I've decided on a name for my new Real Doll(sex-bot).

eClaire.

"Why?"

Because she'll be electronic and cream filled.

Electronics run on smoke...

It leaks out, they stop working.

The most well known person in the world

Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.

I met a Nuclear Engineer the other day.

He had a bunch of Electronic Engineers buzzing around him.

Electronic Arts (EA)

I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture.

It was called Electronic Arts.

Electronic Arts is a good company.

Did you hear about the electronic chemistry equipment that was sent to prison?

It was charged with a salt in battery.

Saw a new brothel opened up close to my house

The flashing sign says Electronic Arts

The way we are modernising and technology is taking over the world. Hitler never died and he is alive, he got modernised with the technology too.

EA: Electronic Adolf

What do you call an electronic music artist that looks like a guy but is actually a girl?

A trap remix.

First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii?

Tough year for the Electronic community.

What's Frog's Favorite Electronic Device ?

iPad.

Why did the German cross the road?

Because the electronic traffic signal indicated that it was the appropriate time to do so.

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.

Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?

What do you call electronic grass on Mars?

An e-lawn.

What do you call an electronic elephant?

Elon Tusk

My electronics professor said

**Microsoft** *created* **Google** Chrome

Why did the electronics store go bankrupt?

Everything was free of charge.

What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component?

A transistor

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

What do you call an electronic man?

An *E-Male*

I threw my electronic maths device at a criminal...

Which was a calculated risk.

Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic grass for Mars

He's calling it an E-Lawn.

What did the electronic cigarette tell Congress?

"Juul never get rid of me."

What makes electronics work?

Smoke.
If you let the smoke out, the electronic component stops working.

If you drop your phone in water you should place it in a bowl of rice.

Asian people are attracted to the rice and are very good at repairing electronic devices.

NB. Thanks for being good sports Asian people!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking?

Marriage

I know you all are already struggling with 2020...

But be aware the year after 2021 will be Twenty-Twenty 2 Electronic Boogaloo.

Electronic Arts should release physical analog day planners.

DLC for Months.
.
Literally.

A New Gadget

Bob came home looking utterly wretched and buried his head in his hands.

I've been sacked, he told his wife.

After 35 years of doing the same job, day in, day out, I have been replaced by an electronic gadget the size of a flashlight.

And the awful thing is, he continued, I can't fault it. It can do everything I can do, and do it better, and it will never wear out!

Bob looked up for comfort but his wife had gone. She was down at the shops looking to buy one.

Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson has a one night stand.

The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.

Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."

What do you call an insect that is into electronic music?

A house fly.

TIL there's one country that still doesn't use ANY form of electronic money transfer.

It's the Cheque Republic

I don't like to use painting softwares

Because it is Electronic Arts

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