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An atom loses an electron...

It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."


How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.


I'm positive I lost an electron...

...better keep an ion that.


Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron?

So the wedding would be free of charge


I think I saw my friend with an extra electron...

...so I'm going to keep an ion him.


Two atoms walk into a bar.

The first one turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron!"

The second one goes "Are you sure?"

To which the first one replies "I'm positive."


Two ions are walking down the street...

the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks "Are you sure?" The first one says "I'm positive"


Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?



How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!


So an atom walks into a bar...

He says, "Hey bartender, I think I lost an electron." The bartender asks him if he's sure, and he says , "Yeah, I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

A photon walks into a bar. He sees his friend on the other side of the room, so he waves.


An electron is speeding down the highway when a police officer pulls him over.

The officer walks up to the car and asks, "do you know how fast you were going."

The electron replies, "Yeah, but now I'm lost."


An electron is driving down the highway...

...and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says, Sir, do you realize that you were traveling at 670,616,629 MPH?

The electron replies, Oh great, now I'm lost.


An electron is driving down a motorway..

An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him
over. The policeman says: Sir, do you realize you were traveling at
130km per hour? The electron goes: Oh great, now I'm lost.


Two atoms were hanging out...

...and one says to the other, "Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first says, "Yes, I'm positive!"


Chemistry Joke!

Hydrogen and Carbon are walking down the street when they run into each other.

The Carbon says to Hydrogen, "Are you all right? You don't look so good."

"I'm not feeling very well," says the Hydrogen. "I lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the Carbon.

"Yeah, I'm positive." says the Hydrogen.


Two atoms are sitting at a bar...

...and the first atom is looking pretty glum.

"What's wrong?" asks the second atom.

"I thnk I lost an electron."

"My God!" said the second atom. "Are you sure?"

"Yes," said the first. "I'm positive."


A proton, an electron, & a neutron walk into a bar...

...the proton orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.

the electron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.

the neutron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet.. the bartender stops him and says, "wait...for you, no charge..."

thank you, I'm here all week...


Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.

Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I'm positive.


An electron is driving down the road...

I electron is driving down the road. A police officer pulls him over for speeding. The police officer asks him, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

The electron shrugs, "Sorry Officer, but I have no idea."

"You were going exactly 90 mph."

"Damn it, now I'm lost."


Two atoms were hanging out...

One atom says to the other "I am about to lose an electron!"

The other atom asks "Are you sure?"

The first repies "I am positive."


I saw an electronic sign that said 'Check Your Speed' in flashing lights.

Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket.


How did the electron board the train?

It lepton


A proton walks over to an electron and asks, "Hey electron, why are you always so negative?"

The electron turns around, stares at him deeply for a brief moment, and responds, "My parents died in a car crash."


*Reposting this joke because I originally posted it on the wrong account.*


Two atoms are walking down the street....

Two atoms walking down the street. One says, Damn, Ive lost an electron . Are you sure? Yep, I'm positive .


Two atoms were crossing the road...

...when the first atom screams "Ahhhhh! I lost an electron".
The second atom asks "Are you sure?"
to which the first atom replied "Yes, I'm positive."


I'm like a single electron...

Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself.


two atoms are talking..

"Hey Bob, why the long face?"
"I've just lost an electron."
"What, are you sure?"
"Yes..... I'm positive."


One atom asks a hipster atom, "Hey, did you lose an electron?"

The hipster atom replies, "No, I'm just being ionic."


So a ion walks into a bar...

So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "hey I may have lost an electron." Bartender asks in reply, "are you sure?" Ion answers, "yeah, I'm positive."


Electron walks into a bar, bartender says what'll you have?

Electron says, "I'm not positive, how about something that excites me.?


What's the most electronegative state?



A proton walks up to an electron

The proton says, "Why so negative?"

The electron says, "My wife is cheating on me."


I tried to give iodine a full electron shell...

...but iodide.


I think I lost an electron

In fact, I'm positive.


A positive ion stole an electron yesterday.

He got away with no charge.


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