The Best 90 Electron Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Electron jokes. There are some electron hiv jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these electron anion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Electron Jokes and Puns

I met a depressed electron the other day.

He wasn't very positive.

So 2 atoms were walking down the street...

One suddenly says: Oh no, I think I lost an electron!
The other one asks: Are you sure man?
He says: Yes, I'm positive.

A non-observable electron...

...went into two bars...

Electron joke, A non-observable electron...

Two atoms are sitting at a bar...

...and the first atom is looking pretty glum.

"What's wrong?" asks the second atom.

"I thnk I lost an electron."

"My God!" said the second atom. "Are you sure?"

"Yes," said the first. "I'm positive."

So a ion walks into a bar...

So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "hey I may have lost an electron." Bartender asks in reply, "are you sure?" Ion answers, "yeah, I'm positive."

An atom walks into a bar...

and orders a drink. The barman makes the drink and hands it over. The atom just sits there and sighs. "Why so down?" the barman asks. "Iv'e lost an electron." the atom answers. "Are you sure?" the barman asks. "I'm positive."

An atom is walking down the street...

An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. "Well, I think I might have lost an electron," responds the other atom. "Are you sure?" asks the first. "I'm positive!" replies his friend.

Electron joke, An atom is walking down the street...

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

One atom bumped into another atom,

And said, "hey I just lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" Asks the other atom.

"Yes, I'm positive!"

Electrons love a bargain

An electron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "what kind of specials do you have today?"

Bartender says "for you, all prices are reduced".

Two ions are walking down the street...

the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks "Are you sure?" The first one says "I'm positive"

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar

One says, "I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

So an atom walks into a bar...

He says, "Hey bartender, I think I lost an electron." The bartender asks him if he's sure, and he says , "Yeah, I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

A photon walks into a bar. He sees his friend on the other side of the room, so he waves.

What's the most electronegative state?


Two atoms were hanging out...

...and one says to the other, "Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

two atoms are talking..

"Hey Bob, why the long face?"
"I've just lost an electron."
"What, are you sure?"
"Yes..... I'm positive."

Electron joke, two atoms are talking..

Two atoms were crossing the road...

...when the first atom screams "Ahhhhh! I lost an electron".
The second atom asks "Are you sure?"
to which the first atom replied "Yes, I'm positive."

Hydrogen walks into a bar

and yells "Oh no! I've lost my electron!"

The bartender says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"

A proton, an electron, & a neutron walk into a bar...

...the proton orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.

the electron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.

the neutron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet.. the bartender stops him and says, "wait...for you, no charge..."

thank you, I'm here all week...

I think I lost an electron

I'm feeling pretty positive though

One atom asks a hipster atom, "Hey, did you lose an electron?"

The hipster atom replies, "No, I'm just being ionic."

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

I'm like a single electron...

Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself.

Seal loses electron

Did you hear about the seal that lost an electron?
It's now a seal ion.

Two atoms are walking down the street...

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: "I think I just lost my electron!"

"Are you sure?" Asked its friend,
"Yes" replied the first, "I'm positive."

A Hydrogen atom walks into a bar...

...and asks for a shot.
Bartender, "what's the occasion?"
Atom, "I think I lost an electron."
Bartender, "you sure?"
Atom, "I'm positive."

What did one atom say to the other?

"I lost an electron..."

The other atom asks "Are you sure?"

First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

An electron is speeding down the highway when a police officer pulls him over.

The officer walks up to the car and asks, "do you know how fast you were going."

The electron replies, "Yeah, but now I'm lost."

A cop stops an electron for speeding.

He says "Did you know you were going 100 mph?"

"Great", says the electron, "now I'm lost!"

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.

The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?"

The proton replies "I'm positive."

Two atoms walk into a bar.

The first one turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron!"

The second one goes "Are you sure?"

To which the first one replies "I'm positive."

Two electrons were talking...

The first electron said: "I remember when I transferred to the ground state, good times"

The second electron, knowing the first was making the story up replied: "You've never been down there, there's no need to Lyman!"

How did the electron board the train?

It lepton

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?


I'm positive I lost an electron...

...better keep an ion that.

Hi electron, will you be at home tonight?


An electron is driving down the highway...

...and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says, Sir, do you realize that you were traveling at 670,616,629 MPH?

The electron replies, Oh great, now I'm lost.

Two atoms are walking together...

One of them says:

Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.

The other replies, Are you sure?

The first says, Yes, I'm positive.

*This is an oldy all over the internet, but very cute.*

Chemistry Joke!

Hydrogen and Carbon are walking down the street when they run into each other.

The Carbon says to Hydrogen, "Are you all right? You don't look so good."

"I'm not feeling very well," says the Hydrogen. "I lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the Carbon.

"Yeah, I'm positive." says the Hydrogen.

A proton walks over to an electron and asks, "Hey electron, why are you always so negative?"

The electron turns around, stares at him deeply for a brief moment, and responds, "My parents died in a car crash."


*Reposting this joke because I originally posted it on the wrong account.*

An atom loses an electron...

It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

An atom loses an electron, another atom asks 'You sure?'

I'm positive.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?


An atom walks to a bar

He tells the bartender he lost an electron.
The bartender says, "Are you positive?"

How do you call an insanely rich proton that spent all of his money to become an electron?

Ex centric

A Neutron Walks Into a Bar

And says "Oh my God I think I just lost an electron!" The bartender asks "are you positive?"

I saw an electronic sign that said 'Check Your Speed' in flashing lights.

Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket.

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.

Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I'm positive.

An Atom walks into a drinking establishment

He sits down and orders a drink and then all of a sudden he starts crying. The bartender walks over and asks : "is everything okay?"
To which the Atom replies: " I lost an electron..". "Are you sure you lost it?" the bartender asks concerned. To which the atom replies:" I am fairly positive "

Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron?

So the wedding would be free of charge

Electron walks into a bar, bartender says what'll you have?

Electron says, "I'm not positive, how about something that excites me.?

A proton walks up to an electron

The proton says, "Why so negative?"

The electron says, "My wife is cheating on me."

Electronics run on smoke...

It leaks out, they stop working.

I tried to give iodine a full electron shell...

...but iodide.

A positive ion stole an electron yesterday.

He got away with no charge.

Two atoms sitting in a bar..

One says I lost an electron. The other asks are you sure ?

Yeah I'm positive

What did one S-orbital electron say to the other?

"I'll be right back, I have to go P."

I think I saw my friend with an extra electron... I'm going to keep an ion him.

I think I lost an electron

In fact, I'm positive.

Jimmy Neutron (Split Personalities)

Jimmy Electron, Jimmy Proton and Carl Weiner

What happens when you take an electron off a seal?

You get a sea lion

Two atoms are walking down the street....

One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"

The other inquires, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

An ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender I think I dropped an electron on the way in. The bartender asks, are you sure?

I'm positive

Two atoms are driving together, lose control and smash into a tree...

ATOM #1: are you ok?

ATOM #2: oh my god, no! I think I lost an electron!

ATOM #1: are you sure?

ATOM #2: yes, I'm positive!

An electron is driving really fast...

...when a cop pulls it over.

"Do you even know how fast you were going there?" Asks the cop.

"Of course," replies the electron, "I knew exactly how fast I was going. But I thought this was the highway!"

"The highway?" The cop asks, shocked. "Do you even know where you are?"

The electron thinks for a moment and says, "No."

A few electrons are having a party

When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:

"Bond. Covalent Bond."

An electron was pulled over by the quantum state patrol...

The officer walked up to the car and said, "do you know how fast you were going?" To which the electron responded "no, but I know where I am!"

A proton, electron and a neuton get into a bar fight.

The bartender calls cops and they show up to arrest everyone. The cops cuff the proton and electron but they let the neutron go because nobody could press charges.

An edited version of a joke that's been already posted.

A proton, a neutron, and an electron got into a bar fight.

The bartender called the police, but when the officers arrived, they only arrested the proton. Confused, the bartender asked, why did you only arrest the proton?

To which one of the officers replied, well you see, the electron kept running around the proton like a madman, so we couldn't know its exact location. And no one can press charges on the neutron.

Two hydrogen atoms are walking down a street

All of a sudden, one stops and says oh my goodness I've lost my electron! The other turns to him and says are you sure to which the first replies yeah! I'm positive!

Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?" to which the other replies, "I'm positive."

What did the negative electron say when electrovalent bonding?


Two atoms are walking back home together...

One of the atom stumbles and falls

Atom: ouch, I think I just lost an electron.

Atom 2: are you sure?

Atom: I'm positive.

Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson has a one night stand.

The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.

Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."

How do hydrogen atoms find a new leader?

They hold an *electron*.

Two atoms go on a date...when suddenly, one of them drops an electron and gasps. The other atom asks...are you sure?

I'm positive! Replies the other atom.

The electron asked the photon, Have you packed a suitcase?

The photon said, No, I'm travelling light.

There are two lithium atoms walking along, and one says to the other,

Phil, I think I lost an electron back there.

So Phil says, Really Jason, are you sure?

And Jason replies, Yeah, I'm positive!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron or two

Electron joke

Why did the electron went up to the 3rd shell?

It was Bohrd

Why did the electron go to therapy?

It couldn't be positive.

Ionic humor

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly says, I just lost an electron.

The other is concerned. Are you sure?

I'm positive!

SchrΓΆdinger's cat

There once was a cat in a pickle

Whose life was not worth a nickle

From an electron gun shot

It both was and was not

It's very existence is fickle

Two atoms are talking and one says "I think I lost an electron."

The other atom says "Are you sure?" The first atom replys "Yes, I'm positive!"

Chemistry joke

Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus one day, then proton asks neutron: Why you only hangout with me in here instead of electron?

Neutron replies: He was too negative to begin with.

What do you call a seal that has lost an electron?

A sealion

Two atoms were walking down the street when they collided.

The first one exclaims, "I've lost an electron!"

The second one asks, "Are you sure?"

The first one replies, "I'm positive!"

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