Electrocuted Jokes

Funniest Electrocuted Short Jokes

Short electrocuted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The electrocuted humour may include short electric shock jokes also.

1. Today I finally took the decision to ground one of my children for the first time I hope that stops them from electrocuting themselves
2. I saw an electrician accidentally electrocuting himself today; you might say he was... killed.
3. An electrician was working at an apartment when he got electrocuted. He died before he even knew watts up.
4. Why did the F1 Racer get electrocuted after finishing 1 lap? Because he completed the circuit.
5. Netflix has asked viewers to please stop referring to ted bundy as "Hot" As he was electrocuted in 1989, they are fairly certain he has cooled off by now.
6. You child is playing with wires and is getting electrocuted, what can you do? Ground him until he can conduct himself properly.
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7. Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded!
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8. An electrical fault at the zoo saw the entire tortoise population electrocuted. It was a turtle disaster.
9. A man was found electrocuted, with only a car battery in the room. Police are still looking for leads.
10. A man was found electrocuted in a room with a car battery. The battery was dead, so there were no charges.

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Electrocuted One Liners

Which electrocuted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with electrocuted? I can suggest the ones about drowned and struck by lightning.

1. My Dad was in the hospital from being electrocuted When he left he was discharged
2. Why is it impossible to electrocute a barista? Coffee grounds.
3. Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you.
4. Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor.
5. My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor.
6. What did the electrician say when he electrocuted himself? That Hertz!
7. I just electrocuted myself It really hertz
8. I just got electrocuted. It hertz so bad, Watt do I do?
9. I just got electrocuted It hertz
10. What do you call an electrician's adorable baby...? ElectroCute
11. What happens when you electrocute a chickpea? You'll get charged with hummuscide
12. I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller. I was shocked twice.
13. How do System of a Down stop their vocalist being electrocuted on stage? A Serj Protector
14. What happens when yogurt is electrocuted? Culture shock
15. Can electrocution get someone jail time? I'm not sure, but they'd definitely be charged

Howlingly Hilarious Electrocuted Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about electrocuted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electric chair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electrocuted pranks.