The Best 14 Electrocute Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these electrocute implement puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Electrocute Jokes and Puns

Why is it impossible to electrocute a barista?

Coffee grounds.

Can you be electrocuted by a news story?

The answer may shock you.

I just electrocuted myself

It really hertz

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I just got electrocuted.

It hertz so bad, Watt do I do?

I just got electrocuted

It hertz


What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?

You'll get charged with hummuscide

I just electrocuted myself

How do you current-ly feel?

I'm kind of shocked

Watt, I didn't hear you

I said it hertz a lot

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I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller.

I was shocked twice.

Did you hear about the depressed genius inventor?

He made a device to electrocute himself... He was shocked when it failed.

Let it be known that if I'm ever being electrocuted . . .

I just want them to pull the plug on me.

My ex was electrocuted while making love to a sex-robot.

It came as a terrible shock.

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The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence"

So the judge hanged him.

When you get electrocuted...

It really hertz.

I electrocuted my self once,

It was a right buzz!

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