Electro Jokes
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Short electro jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The electro humour may include short techno jokes also.
- Guess history repeats itself! We have Electro Swing, another Pandemic, and a Crashing Stock Market! Looks like the Twenties are back again!
- What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento
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Electro One Liners
Which electro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with electro? I can suggest the ones about electric and electrical.
- How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute
- I wasn't surprised when they told me my electro therapy was free I was shocked
- What's the official electro-pop band of the New England Patriots? Kraftjerk
- Patients shocked to hear..... .....new electro-shock therapy for the deaf.
- Who is Mike Pence's favorite comic book character? Electro
- Where does Electro go shopping? At an Outlet Mall!
- What do you call a green and gold Spiderman villain who plays the flute? Electro Tull
Electro Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about electro you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electronic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electro pranks.
Why was the electron mad?
Well, it doesn't really matter...
Electrons love a bargain
An electron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "what kind of specials do you have today?"
Bartender says "for you, all prices are reduced".
What's the most electronegative state?
Fluorida!
Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?
It was charged with a salt.
How did the electron get fit?
Circuit training.
Where do two electrons race?
On a circuit
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What does the electron say to the resistor?
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
Why did the electron go to jail?
He was charged with battery!
Relativity theory
In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.
Can you be electrocuted by a news story?
The answer may shock you.
An electron is speeding down the highway when a police officer pulls him over.
The officer walks up to the car and asks, "do you know how fast you were going."
The electron replies, "Yeah, but now I'm lost."
How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?
Nion
Two electrons were talking...
The first electron said: "I remember when I transferred to the ground state, good times"
The second electron, knowing the first was making the story up replied: "You've never been down there, there's no need to Lyman!"
How did the electron board the train?
It lepton
What does electron and proton say when they go to war?
Chaaaarge!!
Hi electron, will you be at home tonight?
Probably.
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My ex was electrocuted while making love to a s**...-robot.
It came as a terrible shock.
My electronegativity class in college was such a blow off class!
I got an F on all my exams for the class, but I still managed to maintain a 4.0 GPA.
Why didn't the electron leave it's house?
Because it was grounded.
Can electrocution get someone jail time?
I'm not sure, but they'd definitely be charged
Why was the electrochemical cell arrested?
Because he was convicted of battery.
Why is electron couple's love always fresh?
Because it's a current affair.
An electron tried getting into a Nucleus
"Sorry, wrong sub".
I am like an electron....
My wife can only make guesses at my precise location by means of a probability function
The electromagnetic wave arrived at the hotel, when the hotelier asks...
"Do you have any baggage to check in?" - "No, I'm traveling light."
I saw an electronic sign that said 'Check Your Speed' in flashing lights.
Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
Electron walks into a bar, bartender says what'll you have?
Electron says, "I'm not positive, how about something that excites me.?
I just got electrocuted.
It hertz so bad, Watt do I do?
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Why do electrons never take h**... tests?
They know their negative.
Electronics run on smoke...
It leaks out, they stop working.
Electrons treat their religion like a sporting event
Every time they hold mass, they do the wave
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get bohr'ed
Electronic Arts (EA)
Electronic Arts is a good company.
When you get electrocuted...
It really hertz.
Why the electron committed a crime?
Because he was induced.
I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller.
I was shocked twice.
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My electronics professor said
**Microsoft** *created* **Google** Chrome
Why did the electronics store go bankrupt?
Everything was free of charge.
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What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?
You'll get charged with hummuscide
Electrons would be bad shop keepers
All they'd to would be to just charge you
The electrons were not allowed into the bus
The bus had a bad conductor
In Electromagnetic theory lecture
Prof Bhatt : What is BxA for a thin straight current carrying conductor?
Me : Wired Flux.
Bhatt : Ok.
What did the electronic cigarette tell Congress?
"Juul never get rid of me."
An electron is driving really fast...
...when a cop pulls it over.
"Do you even know how fast you were going there?" Asks the cop.
"Of course," replies the electron, "I knew exactly how fast I was going. But I thought this was the highway!"
"The highway?" The cop asks, shocked. "Do you even know where you are?"
The electron thinks for a moment and says, "No."
A few electrons are having a party
When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:
"Bond. Covalent Bond."
Electromagnetism conference
I used my friend Michael's identity to enter an electromagnetism conference.
I was Michael for a day.
PS: my first oc joke, please be kind.
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What did the electron say to bully the photon?
"You don't matter."
Electronic Arts should release physical analog day planners.
DLC for Months.
.
Literally.
Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson has a one night stand.
The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.
Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."
The electron asked the photon, Have you packed a suitcase?
The photon said, No, I'm travelling light.
Electron joke
Why did the electron went up to the 3rd shell?
It was Bohrd
Why did the electron go to therapy?
It couldn't be positive.
An electron walked into a bar
And another one came out the other side
Where do electronics go for fun?
The circuits
The electrons couldn't wait to become lightning
When it happened, they were ex-static
