Electrify Jokes
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- My friend once dared me to take a s**... on electrified train tracks. That was the last time I put my a**... on the line for him.
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- I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them.
- I electrified the toilet of a clickbait writer No. 1 will shock him.
- Why is that guy directing the orchestra so electrifying? Because he is the conductor.
- An orchestra which can play electrifying music... ...must have a good conductor.
- What's the most electrifying city? Coulombus, OH
- A man was found guilty of electrifying a guy to his death. The charge was quite severe.
- A cow got electrified
- Who's the most electrifying player in the NFL? J.J. Watt (W)
- What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod? Electrifying entertainment.
Electrify Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about electrify you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electrify pranks.
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together.
They come to the fence against which they first made love.
The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake."
The wife agrees and they both undress.
Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago."
His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"
Jack and Sally were re-tracing their steps and visiting all the places they saw on their honeymoon, 30 years previously.
Look, Sal, isn't that the little stream we paddled in, and over
there…do you remember I sat you on that wall and we made
love? Come on, let's do it again.
So he put Sally on the fence and they got down to business,
but this time Sally went absolutely wild.
Gosh, Sal, that was incredible, you didn't do that last time
we were here.
No, she replied, but back then, the fence wasn't
electrified.
Invitation to a Scientists' ball
Some of the replies from the scientists invited:
Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research.
Ohm resisted the idea at first.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
Dr Jekyll declined -- he hadn't been feeling himself lately.
Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now must dash."
Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.
Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
Audobon said he'd have to wing it.
Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.
Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.
Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out.
Descartes said he'd think about it.
Newton was moved to attend.
Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.
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