My boss asked what companies?
Gas, water and electricity.
They gave me another one free of charge.
She grounded him.
But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill.
I'm now afraid of light.
Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
Half of the world still doesn't get it!
electricity bills
Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
"Shomething'sh Amish..."
But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables
Electricity.
Electricity.
Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.
and demands a raise. "And just so you know," he blusters, "three other companies are after me!"
"Is that so?" the manager says. "Which companies in particular?"
"The electricity company, the telephone company and the gas company."
Electricity.
Electricity.
They can't resist.
... What is analysis?
Deep in the back woods of Eastern Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.'
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'
Watt?
Doesn't really matter, they forgot to pass the electricity bill again.
Electricity.
Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me.
Boss: Which 4?
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now.
We can use that somehow.
I was shocked.
A. They had electricity.
I'd be shocked if I thought of one!
Electricity
Wattever.
because it is grounded
However, when we grew up and saw the electricity bill we became afraid of light.
They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity.
Watt
Electricity says: Not this game again...
Now im afraid of the lights because of the electricity bills.
Judge: I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair.
Deep in the back woods of Letcher County, Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
As there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here..You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa, there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern
down - I think there's another one coming!" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Keep holding that lantern up - don't set it down! There's another one!!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor. The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You
reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
Never mind, I forgot there was no electricity in Nigeria.
A. Electricity.
Who was the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms
I was like watt???
So an engineer, a physicist, and a statistician are all sleeping in a hotel room when suddenly an outlet catches fire. The engineer wakes up first and says to himself "this is an electrical fire, water won't work!" And runs to grab a fire extinguisher. The physicist wakes up next and thinks to himself "we have to cut the electricity off!" And runs to the power panel in the basement. The statistician wakes up and looks around, he then screams "we need more data!!" And he sets the curtains on fire.
Now my head hertz
The French
A man decides to go and settle down in Russia. Once there, however, he realizes that the country is in terrible shape: Disease everywhere, people going hungry, no electricity, everything is in shambles. He goes to buy a loaf of bread, but sees the a huge line in front of the store. After waiting in line for nearly 5 hours, he can't take it anymore.
"THAT'S IT!" He screams. "I am going to kill Putin, he is responsible for this, enough is enough" and he runs out of the line to find Putin.
After a few minutes, he quietly returns back to the line. The guy behind him asks "Hey, I thought you went to kill Putin, what happened?"
The man replies "That line was even longer"
Like Stephen Hawking
I'm on Earth.
I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
You might get grounded.
I was too shocked to reply.
Those on the escalators will be the first to fall.
It doesn't matter, they have no electricity.
... then, the interest would go away again.
Turns out, it was just a phase.
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