The Best 40 Electricians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Electricians jokes. There are some electricians efficient jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these electricians electrician dad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Electricians Jokes and Puns

As electricians we are always amped for the day.

We bolt out of bed, shocked as always with how much we charge you.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

What is an electricians favorite type of news

Current events

This one is for the Electricians

A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar.

The bartender says "we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar".

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!


How many US Navy electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, and three hours. One to write the tags and hang them, one to second check and fix it, and a supervisor to verify the job was done correctly.

Stolen from Navy boyfriend

A horse walks into a bar

A horse walks into a bar and says "bartender, scotch on the rocks please!"

The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief says "did.. did you just talk?!"

"Yes I have, why?" Said the horse

"It's just, incredible! I've never seen a talking horse! You know, you should really go talk to the local circus, they would LOVE to have someone with your skills!"

The horse replied "why? Are they short on electricians?"

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

A dog walks into a bar

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender "A pint of beer please." The bartender says "Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog then replies "Why? Do they need electricians?"

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

Two electricians are up on a pole

A granny walks by. One of the electricians shouts at the granny:

— Hey grandma, can you hold that cable that's on the ground next to you for a bit, please?

The granny picks up the cable. The same electrician then states to the other:

— Told you it was the ground.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What happens to long lived electricians?

They diode

What do electricians do with a joint?

They solder it.

Electricians don't make great money

Most of them have to strip to make ends meet

Whats an electricians favorite band?

AC/DC!

A dog walks into a bar

The dog says, "Gimme a beer." The bartender says, "Wow! You can talk! You should get a job at the circus!" The dog says, "They're hiring electricians at the circus?"


Why do electricians like talented train drivers?

Because they're good conductors

How do electricians relax?

They meditate.
*Oooohhhmmmm*

They do it after getting all amped up after a long day. It helps organize the mind after getting their wires crossed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just 1, it's part of their basic electrical training and certification.

We fight in darkness to serve the light, who are we?

Electricians

Why are electricians terrible sailors?

They are always running aground.

Electricians son got caught sneaking into party

he got grounded

Why is it always better to hire three electricians instead of just one?

Because many hands make light work

Joke: Why do autistic kids make good electricians?

Because they know how to light up a school.

Electricians need to strip

To make ends meet.

A dog walks into a bar...

....and sits down on the barstool.

He says, "I'll have two beers, and mint if you've got one."

The bartender says "Wow! You should join the circus!"

And the dog says, "Why, do they need electricians?"

The dog says, "Gimme a beer."

The bartender says, "Wow! You can talk! You should get a job at the circus!" The dog says, "They're hiring electricians at the circus?"

Four surgeons

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable."

Electricians should join the army

They'll make great solders

how did the arguement between the electricians come to an end?

they found common ground

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet

Shocking i know

Two electricians are standing on a ladder leaned against a utility pole...

...when an elderly lady was passing below them. One of the electricians calls her.

\- Excuse me, ma'm! Could you pass us that wire, so we don't have to climb down?

\- This one, young man?

\- Yes, that one! Thank you so much, ma'm, you're very kind!

\- No problem, dear!

After the lady passed him the wire, and left, the electrician tells his mate:

\- See, Fred? I told you this was the neutral wire, but no, you had to insist that it was the phase line!

Four Surgeons are getting coffee

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".

"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.

He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please?" The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"

People whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house, such as plumbers and electricians, what is the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house?

My wife.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Duh, one. That's light work for them.

Who has no choice to strip to make ends meet?

Electricians

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