Amish and auto electrician jokes are among those who any apprentice will find cute, not rude or mean. We have also retirement jokes which are hilarious, along with one-liners and knock knock puns. In the electrical field you should be serious, but these jokes will bring the lighter side of the electrical industry and let you work at your wires easier.
We bolt out of bed, shocked as always with how much we charge you.
Ask them to define the word bulb .
...how incompetent I am as an electrician.
There are triplets in a mothers womb, talking about what they want to do when they grow up.
The first triplet says "When I grow up, I will be an electrician, because it's too dark in here."
The second triplet says "When I grow up, I will be a plumber, because it's too wet in here."
The third triplet says, "When I grow up I want to be a boxer, so that I can beat up that bald guy who comes in here and spits on us all the time!"
The Ohm Depot.
Apparently he's now ohm-less.
Current events
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar".
Shorts!
Because he couldn't resistor.
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You con-du-it!!!
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Russia , 1951 . school teacher asked the children. Who were your fathers ? the first boy said, " driver " , the second "The Postman ." I ask a question about the third . He said, " electrician. He was wearing a helmet and helmet were two lightning . (P.s - sorry for my english :) )
Because they're good at finding common ground.
He really crimped and saved
He said he couldn't resist.
A granny walks by. One of the electricians shouts at the granny:
— Hey grandma, can you hold that cable that's on the ground next to you for a bit, please?
The granny picks up the cable. The same electrician then states to the other:
— Told you it was the ground.
There was just no spark.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
Because they hate shorts.
Your wife
It was very bright.
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.
Watt?!
The electrician knows where the ground is.
"Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."
He was charged with battery.
His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"
He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"
His rates are Shocking.
His name would be Usain Volt
A not very good electrician...
"You conduit!"
Stop reading if you heard this one before. The dog sits at the bar, locks eyes with the bartender and wearily says "One beer, one shot, please."
The bartender says "Holy moly! A talking dog! You should be in the circus, buddy!"
The goldie says "Why? Do they need an electrician?"
He sees the patients all connected to life support machines and say :
" You guys better take a deep breath, i'm going to change the fuse. "
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
"Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
A bad electrician!
Watt?
Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was.
Ohm... Ohm...
...once saw a few naked wires, he immediately lowered his gaze.
They solder it.
When he arrives, the fortune teller says
"Look into this crystal ball and you will see how you die". When the electrician looks into the ball, he couldn't believe what he saw. He was shocked.
Sherlock Ohms
Sherlock Ohms
Most of them have to strip to make ends meet
Three:
- one to fix the martinis
- one to call the electrician
- one to complain about how much better the old one was.
He refused.
I think he's in for a shock.
The French guy asks his friend: "say, how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?".
The Irish replies: "how would I know? I'm neither an electrician nor an anthropologist!"
What comes next will shock you
He died before he even knew watts up.
Watt are you talking about?
All of them-over a six episode arc.
But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.
So I became an electrician.
A power coupling.
He suffered a Corona discharge.
They were unionized.
The first English man says "I think my wife is cheating on me with an electrician, I found a pair of pliers under our bed."
The second English man says "My wife is cheating on me with a plumber, I found a pipe under our bed."
The Irish man looks at both English men and says "Well my wife is cheating on me with a horse. Last night I found a jokey under our bed."
The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and
the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,
charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put
this man in a dry
cell!"
Beat him with a breadboard
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
He was the first to wire ahead for a reservation.
Light Ning
A Jack Off All Trades
Because they're good conductors
..but I really want to become an electrician.
I'm always wired.
Because he was doing a circuit.
With a shock.
Boy, she could really light up a room!
They meditate.
*Oooohhhmmmm*
They do it after getting all amped up after a long day. It helps organize the mind after getting their wires crossed.
Just 1, it's part of their basic electrical training and certification.
An electrician
They are always running aground.
Often leave people shocked
Watt is love?
Baby don't hertz me.
Don't hertz me.
N-ohm-ore.
N-ohm-ore.
Bartender says Watt are you drinking today?
He must've been shocked!
and chat about LED fixtures and other areas of illuminating rooms for a few hours. When the one electrician returns home to his wife that asks what took so long, he replies
"Me and my friend were just having a light conversation at the store."
He never conducted himself positively at work
He wants to be an electrician but wasn't sure if he was smart enough.
I told him you con-du-it
A solderer of fortune.
What did the juvenile electrician say to the other juvenile electrician when asked to come play?
I can't, I'm grounded.
he got grounded
His wife started stripping.
An amateur electrician
Blow a fuse.
A transister.
I'm shocked!
One is 16 feet above and one is 6 feet below ground
Ohmegle
"Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
That Hertz!
Wired flax, but ok.
He loves it so much, that you could say between them, sparks fly
I couldn't tell what gave him a bigger shock – whether the fact that I was naked, or that I got into his house.
I was shocked.
He's always had a knack for current events.
Keep soldering on!
A bricklayer, a gardener and an electrician argue about whose job is the oldest
The bricklayer goes first: "You see, we were there already when the pyramids were being built!"
The gardener answers: "True, but we already planted the flowers and trees in the garden of Eden."
To that, the electrician says: "You are right! But when god said 'Let there by light', we already layed the cables!"
You conduit!
She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me
Maybe I shouldn't tell this joke, it was shocking
One of the atom stumbles and falls
Atom: ouch, I think I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: are you sure?
Atom: I'm positive.
The aeirels quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .
But there was no reception.
And spent the night in a dry cell.
You get charged with battery
I couldn't resist her
They'll make great solders
People are typically shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.
"I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe."
"I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician," says the second. "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A box of fuses."
"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse," says the third man.
The others stare, shocked and bewildered.
"How can you tell?" they ask.
"Because," replies the third man, "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A jockey."
killed.
He used conductive reasoning.
He refused
Because many hands make lights work
His uniform had a helmet with two thunderbolts on it
Sherlock Ohms!
One. He's an electrician.
Dave and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Dave says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
They're both shocked when they touch a live one.
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."
The Interviewer asked the three Men, "What's the answer to one plus one?"
The Mathematician instantly replied, "Two!"
The Electrician went away, measured lots of things, and eventually came back and gladly said, "Two"
The lawyer looked around, closed the door, leaned in towards the interviewer, and quietly said, "What would you like it to be?"
Shocking i know
when they realize I'm not a qualified electrician.
I was shocked
...when an elderly lady was passing below them. One of the electricians calls her.
\- Excuse me, ma'm! Could you pass us that wire, so we don't have to climb down?
\- This one, young man?
\- Yes, that one! Thank you so much, ma'm, you're very kind!
\- No problem, dear!
After the lady passed him the wire, and left, the electrician tells his mate:
\- See, Fred? I told you this was the neutral wire, but no, you had to insist that it was the phase line!
I just found out they get to work with dikes and strippers.
An amateur electrician
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