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152 electrical jokes and hilarious electrical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electrical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Electrical Short Jokes

Short electrical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The electrical humour may include short electricity jokes also.

  1. My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him... He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
  2. How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.
  3. I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.... My boss asked what companies?
    Gas, water and electricity.
  4. A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
  5. What's the difference between elon musk and a lemur? elon musk made an electric car
    Lemurs Madagascar
  6. How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
  7. Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair...... ....what happens next will shock you."
  8. I asked my boss for a raise. He said what for?
    I told him 3 different companies are after me. He asked which ones?
    I said: Gas, Water, and electric.
  9. I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay in my current job. He asked which companies? I told him the gas, electric, and phone companies.
  10. My son was chewing on electrical cords so i had to ground him.. He is doing better currently and conducting himself properly

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Electrical One Liners

Which electrical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with electrical? I can suggest the ones about electronic and mechanical.

  1. What did Texans use for heat before the advent of firewood? Electricity
  2. What did Britons use to light their homes before candle? Electricity.
  3. Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked
  4. When a tesla drifts, It's called the electric slide
  5. I can't afford to pay for electricity anymore... these are some dark times.
  6. I put up an electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.
  7. My 8 year-old kept chewing electrical wires… …so I had to ground him.
  8. Sarcasm is like electricity Half of the world still doesn't get it!
  9. I built an electric fence around my property yesterday… My neighbor is dead against it…
  10. With great power comes great... electricity bills
  11. I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked.
  12. I was gonna tell a joke about Electricity, But I forgot Watt it was.
  13. I asked an electrician to fix the electricity in my house... He Re-fused.
  14. My son kept chewing electrical cable. So i had to ground him.
  15. What did communists use before candles? Electricity

Electrical Engineering Jokes

Here is a list of funny electrical engineering jokes and even better electrical engineering puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
  • The problem majoring in electrical engineering... is keeping up with Current Events.
  • What do electrical engineers call their friends? Ohmies
  • My girlfriend wanted me to make her feel like she's the only girl in the world. So I signed her up for Electrical Engineering.
  • So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors. The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.
  • What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz.
  • What did the electrical engineer have for breakfast? An ohmelette.
  • Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor.
  • What do you call an electrical engineer trying to solve an issue? Sherlock Ohms
  • If Google made a car would it be electric? No, a search engine.

Electrical Engineer Jokes

Here is a list of funny electrical engineer jokes and even better electrical engineer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • what did the buddhist say to the electrical engineer? 'ohmmmmmmmm'
  • What did Jean-Luc Picard say when Engineering offered to fix his electric sewing machine? Make it sew!
  • How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!
  • What do electrical engineer's have for breakfast? Serial.
  • How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100
    99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the "experience".
  • The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon.
    He called it the boba FET.
  • How do electrical engineers propose their partners? j love you.
  • Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers. He lost his dam mind.
  • Want to reduce the gender pay gap? Change your major from feminine interpretive dance to electrical engineering.
  • My coworker is a Mexican electrical engineer… total ohm-bre.
Electrical joke, My coworker is a Mexican electrical engineer…

Electrical Wire Jokes

Here is a list of funny electrical wire jokes and even better electrical wire puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I like my women how I like my light bulbs... Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement.
  • My son was chewing electrical wires everyday. So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.
  • One time my uncle challenged me that I cant do a simple electrical wiring. He got shocked after I completed the work.
  • Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist.
  • Mom never told me I shouldn't touch electric wires Imagine my shock when I got grounded!
  • When I found out it's a bad idea to do your own electrical wiring, I was shocked
  • I caught my son chewing an electric wire. He is grounded now.
  • I know a guy who owns an electrics and wiring company. He swears by employing only Germans and sending about a dozen of them to each contract.... He reckons that many Hans make lights work.
  • How does a Buddhist monk do electrical work? He grabs a wire and measures its ohms.
  • Why do they make different kind of piping for electrical wiring? Because regular Pipe Conduit

Electrical Wiring Jokes

Here is a list of funny electrical wiring jokes and even better electrical wiring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Switzerland & a white electrical wire have in common? They're neutral
  • How was electrical copper wire invented? 2 jews were fighting over 1 cent.
  • Did you hear? Rob Schneider is starting his own DIY electrical wiring protection company? It's called **You Conduit!**
Electrical joke, Did you hear? Rob Schneider is starting his own DIY electrical wiring protection company?

Cheerful Electrical Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about electrical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electric currents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electrical pranks.

Two Jews die and wait outside the pearly gates.

While waiting they realise that they both survived the same concentration camp.
After some chatting, one says to the other: "remember that time when the guard pushed you onto the electric fence and you almost died?" A second of silence passes and suddenly they both start laughing hysterically.
Upon calming down the other Jew asks his new friend: "remember when that dog chased you for so long that you ended up exhausted and almost died of hunger?" Another second of silence passes and again, they both start laughing like crazy.
God, overhearing the conversation, approaches the old Jewish couple and asks them what's so funny about any of these events.
They both look up and say: "Oh you wouldn't understand, you just had to be there".

What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?

She grounded him.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

"Shomething'sh Amish..."

Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Three Engineers

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.
The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"
The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"
The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Four engineers in a car...

Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."
After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"

If electricity always follows the path of least resistance

Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?

Three Engineers are having an argument...

The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."
The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."
The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"

I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job.

He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable.

I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me...

He asked me which companies and I told him, "The gas, electric, and cable ones"

Four engineers riding in a car -

it stalls. Mechanical engineer suggests a timing problem. Electrical engineer says bad spark. Chemical engineer offers poor fuel mixture. The computer engineer has no idea but "If we get out the car and get back in it may start

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

A priest asks the m**... at the electric chair....

-"Do you have any last requests?  
-"Yes,can you please hold my hand?"

A priests asks the convicted m**... at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?

A priests asks the convicted m**... at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?  
"Yes," replies the m**.... "Can you please hold my hand?"

A car with 3 engineers and 1 computer scientist stalls on the freeway...

The mechanical engineer says: "lets check the carborator, it's probably the carborator"
The chemical engineer says: "its most likely the gas line, lets check that"
The electrical engineer says: "no, it has to be the car's circuts"
The computer scientist thinks for a minute and says: "lets all get out of the car and get back in"

A m**..., sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. Yes, replied the m**.... Will you hold my hand?

Mike Pence doesn't believe in science

But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Two electric windmills are standing in a field.

One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".

When I was a little kid, I was afraid of the dark.

But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill.
I'm now afraid of light.

I'm so much in debt, I can't afford to pay my electric bill...

These are the darkest days of my life...

You have been charged guilty for clickbait, and will now have to use the electric chair

What happens next will shock you

Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle?

Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*

I went to my boss at work and said, "I need a raise. Three other companies are after me."

He said, "Really? Which companies are after you?"
I said, "The electric company, the utilities company and the phone company."

My electricity bill was running suspiciously high

Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.

"You're a unit of electrical energy, Harry."

"I'm a watt?"

Three engineers were discussing who could have been the architect of the human body.

The first said, "It definitely was a Mechanical Engineer, look at all the joints."
The second said, "Nah dude, it was an Electrical Engineer, look at all the electrical connections from the brain."
The third said, "Nope, only a Civil Engineer will run piping carrying sanitation waste right next to a recreational area."

Four engineers get into a car.. The car won't start

The Mechanical engineer says: "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says: "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says: "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says: "Hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".

I bought a new set of Electric Garden Trimmers.

They're cutting-hedge technology.

Before candles, what did North Korean communists use to light their homes with?

Electricity.

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an IT admin are in a car that won't start.

Electrical Engineer: "It has to be the battery. Let's check that."
Mechanical Engineer: "No, I think it's the engine. Let's check that instead."
IT Admin: "How about this? Let's all get out of the car and get back in."

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"

A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.

The mechanical engineer said, God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it's designed.
The electrical engineer said, No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.
The civil engineer said, God had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area?

A m**... is to be executed by electric chair and the priests asks if he has any last request.

The man asks for the priest to hold his hand. Needless to say, the priest was shocked.

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer were having a drink after work

As they drank, the conversation turned to God. Obviously, he was an engineer! But what sort of engineer?
The mechanical engineer brought up the perfection of the human joints and musculature. Surely that proved God was a mechanical engineer!
The electrical engineer responded that, without the brains and nerves, those muscles and joints would be useless. God must be an electrical engineer!
The civil engineer just looked at the two of them and shook his head. "Who else but a civil engineer would put the sewer outflow right in the middle of the entertainment district?"

Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor?

Because nobody likes an electricity bill.

I caught my daughter chewing on an electrical cable.

So I had to ground her and kept her at ohm
She's doing better currently .
And conducting herself properly

i caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

so i had to ground him. he's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

Poor planning?

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "it was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "no, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

In my college days I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

I like my women the same way I like my lightbulbs.

Not too bright, easy to turn on, and suspended from the ceiling with electrical cable.

Who designed the human body?

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints!"
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through the recreational area?"

Today i got a wage increase unexpectedly.

I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes and he gave me a 5 % raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, By the way, which companies are after you? I responded, The gas, electric and cable company.

The sweater my wife gave me for Xmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

What's the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18

The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.

[First Date] Her: I'm instantaneously attracted to men with power.

Me: Nice. I just paid my electric bill.

How many Buzzfeed employees does it take to operate an electric chair?

10, but 4 will shock you.

When I was a boy, my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the electric bill

But instead, I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck.
I told my dad when I got home and he beat my a**....
The next morning, however, there was a brand new truck in the driveway.
We all held each other and cried, especially me because it was the truck from the electric company there to turn off the lights.
So dad beat my a**... again

I told my boss that he needs to raise my salary because two companies are after me.

Boss: "What companies are those?"
Me: "The electricity company and the water company."

An alligator asked an electric eel, hey, can I touch you?

Electric eel: Yes, but I'd have to charge you.

A m**... was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.

The chaplain approached him and asked, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replied the m**.... "Would you hold my hand?"

When I was a boy my dad gave me money....

When I was a boy my dad gave my money to go downtown and pay the electric bill but instead I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a truck. I told my dad when I got home and he beat my a**... but the next morning in the driveway sat a new truck. We all held each other and cried, especially me because it was the truck from electric company there to turn the lights off.
....Dad beat my a**... again ....

What do you do when your son has started eating electrical cords?

You ground him until he conducts himself properly.

In college, my roommates and I were so broke, we couldn't afford to pay the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of our lives.

A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, poured a bag of dog s**... on my carpet and said, "Sir, if this vacuum can't clean it completely, I'll eat whatever's left."

I said, "I hope you're hungry 'cause they cut off the electricity this morning."

My son has been eating electrical cords. What do I do?

Ground him until he conducts himself properly.

The executioner asks for any last words:

A man is sat in the electric chair, and the executioner asks for any last words.
The man sitting in the chair responds: "I won't be shocked if this dosen't work"

I bought a great new sweater but it kept zapping me due to static electricity!

I went back to the store and they gave me a new one free of charge.

I went to my boss to ask for a raise. I told him 3 companies were after me.

Asked my boss, Which 3 companies?
Gas, electricity and water

Electrical joke, I went to my boss to ask for a raise. I told him 3 companies were after me.

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