The Best 35 Electric Shock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Electric Shock jokes. There are some electric shock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these electric shock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Electric Shock Jokes and Puns

How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair?

Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.

A murderer is to be executed by electric chair and the priests asks if he has any last request.

The man asks for the priest to hold his hand. Needless to say, the priest was shocked.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair?

Ten. But number four will shock you.

Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair......

....what happens next will shock you."

Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle?

Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*


I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously...

Needless to say, I was shocked.

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.

Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"

How many Buzzfeed employees does it take to operate an electric chair?

10, but 4 will shock you.

You have been charged guilty for clickbait, and will now have to use the electric chair

What happens next will shock you

Judge: "You have been found unanimously guilty of using clickbait, and I sentence you to death by electric chair."

What happens next will shock you.

My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing electrical appliances.

Welp she's in for a shock.

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My girlfriend doesn't think I can think fix the electric shower.

Well, she's in for a shock.

I got an electric shock yesterday.

I couldn't resist it

Man sticks finger into electrical socket...

What happens next will shock you.

Mom never told me I shouldn't touch electric wires

Imagine my shock when I got grounded!

Today I was learning about electrical safety.

I was shocked.

I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time.

I was shocked.

There aren't many puns about electricity

I'd be shocked if I thought of one!

A guy shocked himself trying to steal an electric car.

He was charged with battery.


I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.

I guess Ash is just better grounded.

I just found out the contractor that did my electrical work wasn't even licensed.

Needless to say, I was shocked!

What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked?

That hertz.

Top Ten Worst Electrical Outlets

Number six will shock you!

A man wakes up the mental ward

Relax, sir, you've just had ECT.

What's that?

Electrical shock therapy. After a shock to the brain, you have temporary partial memory loss. Patients often forget about the things that cause them stress and tension, allowing to them to relax and get better.

Okay.

Now that you're awake, I'll call your wife in...

My what?

being an old man I only remember one joke from my childhood and here it is. I hope that you enjoy it

why did the baker get an electric shock

he stood on a currant bun

ha ha

anyway this is the only joke I remember from when me and my friends were sprogs back in the day with no internet or anything like that

thanks

Rog. H

Doubting wife!

My wife has absolutely no confidence in my ability to repair electrical items around the house.

Well, she's in for a shock!

Top 10 electrical curcuits you shouldn't touch

Number 6 will shock you!

I was replacing a light fixture outside our front door when suddenly the electricity shorted through my screwdriver and made me drop it. My wife opened the door and said, "I turned on the light so you can see better while you're working."

I was too shocked to reply.

Five reasons not to use an electric toilet

Number two will shock you

Do you know how electricity works?

The truth may shock you.

I installed this new clickbait electrical system

What happened next was shocking

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable.

Then what happens?

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

A conductor kissed a girl on the bus

He was arrested and the police gave him electric shocks but it had no effect.
Because he was a bad conductor.

Sorry guys.

Scientists use both positive and negative conditioning to teach cats to speak.

In a group of cats, a tutor would reward an individual cat who said "me" with the best food at feeding time. In another experiment, a researcher would apply mild electric shocks to the subject cat until it said "ow".

The lead scientist said they've had some success, however they weren't sure if the cats were using those words in the right context.

Electric shock treatment for my BDSM addiction?

Yes, Please!

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We suggest to use only working electric shock piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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