Electric Plug Jokes
10 electric plug jokes and hilarious electric plug puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electric plug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Electric Plug Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good electric plug joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He can't help but notice that the covers to all the electrical sockets behind the bar have been scribbled all over with what appears to be crayons. "So what's up with all the crayon scribbles on the plug-ins?" he asks the bartender. "Oh, I did that," the bartender says. "My therapist told me I needed a creative outlet."
My family is putting an electrical plug in our elm tree.
They were going to put it in the bushes, but I convinced them that a tree-prong outlet would be better for the ground.
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"Tree-prong outlet" stolen from an engineer I was talking to today, but joke format is all mine.
Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster?
She kept popping out of bed
Why aren't British electrical plugs allowed to do anything?
They are always grounded.
Did you hear about the guy who was assaulted with electrical plugs?
His attackers used a two-prong strategy.
An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a kitchen sink.
Would you like one with a plug?' asked the assistant.....'Don't tell me they've gone electric,' said the Englishman.¤
My grandpa told me to pull the plug for him...
He said that devices such as T.V's use electricity whilst plugged in even when they are turned off, a phenomenon called Phantom Load .
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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A Jew, an Italian and a Polish parson are waiting to be executed by electric chair...
The Jew steps out first, warden asks him if he has any last words, he Mentions that his uncle is a doctor and the warden flips the switch. Nothing Happens. The warden says, you lucky son of a b**..., one in 1 million chance it doesn't work, your free to go.
The Italian steps up next. The warden asks if he has any last words, the Italian guy says he has nothing to say and the Warden flips the switch. Again, nothing. I don't believe this, one in a trillion shot it doesn't work twice! You're free to go!
The Polish person steps up. The Warden asks if he has any last words. He says Yeah, is that supposed to be plugged in?
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
“I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”
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