Electric Guitar Jokes
8 electric guitar jokes and hilarious electric guitar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electric guitar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Electric Guitar Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good electric guitar joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An electric confession!
A woman is on trial for beating her abusive husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her "First offender?"
She replies "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing electric guitars?
He was a Clapton maniac.
Me, neighbor and cops are making a band
I play electric guitar, Cops are playing drums on the door and neighbor sings outside the window.
What do a lover and an electric guitar have in common?
You'll get a lot of feedback if you're not f**... them correctly.
What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
I'm bisexual and I play bass and electric guitar
I suppose I string both ways
My friend was a pretty good guitarist
But that one time he stepped in a puddle while playing his electric guitar on an old, badly grounded amp, he became a great conductor.
A woman was in court being sentenced for beating her husband to death with his electric guitars...
Judge: First offender?
Woman: No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.
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