Electric Fan Jokes
4 electric fan jokes and hilarious electric fan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electric fan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Electric Fan Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good electric fan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two electric windmills are standing in a field.
One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".
What happened when the sparrow flew into the electric fan ?
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Women clock
A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.
She asks angel: What are these for?
Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.
The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...
Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our men?
The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'
She then asked, what of the women?
The angel replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'
A man dies and goes to heaven but he sees there are a lot of clocks displayed at the Pearly Gates.
The man is stricken with curiosity and asks Saint Peter.
"Hey, what are those clocks for?" he asks.
"Oh, those are the clocks of lies," Saint Peter replies. "Every time one tells a lie, their clock moves one minute from 12 o'clock. Look, there's Honest Abe's," points Saint Peter at a clock set at 12:02. "Here are those of our saints," Saint Peter points to another bunch of clocks, some at 12:05, 12:03, times which are barely away from 12 o'clock.
"Hmm...where are the politicians' clocks?" the man asks Saint Peter again.
"Oh they're in our offices. We use them as electric fans."
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