Electric Currents Jokes

34 electric currents jokes and hilarious electric currents puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electric currents that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Electric Currents Short Jokes

Short electric currents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The electric currents humour may include short electric charge jokes also.

  1. My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him... He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
  2. I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay in my current job. He asked which companies? I told him the gas, electric, and phone companies.
  3. My son was chewing on electrical cords so i had to ground him.. He is doing better currently and conducting himself properly
  4. I caught my daughter chewing on an electrical cable. So I had to ground her and kept her at ohm
    She's doing better currently .
    And conducting herself properly
  5. i caught my son chewing on electrical cords. so i had to ground him. he's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
  6. I told my boss he better give me a raise because three other companies were currently after me. He didn't believe me and asked which ones. Gas, electric, and water.
  7. An electrical current joins the air force He was too afraid to fly over enemy ohmland because he was worried he'd be grounded.
  8. Electrical Joke- I caught my son... "I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and now conducting himself properly."
  9. I caught my son biting the electrical cord I was shocked and grounded him. He resisted but I told him to stay positive. It's been a week, he's currently doing better and conducting himself properly.
  10. Did you hear about the cockney hobo who offered no resistance to electrical current? He was ohm-less.

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Electric Currents One Liners

Which electric currents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with electric currents? I can suggest the ones about electricity and electric shock.

  1. The problem majoring in electrical engineering... is keeping up with Current Events.
  2. What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current.
  3. How do you call a cephalopod that is not affected by electrical current? An Ohmtopus.
  4. What genre of music is electricity into? Current
  5. How did ghe baker get an electric shock? He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
  6. Electric cars **Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car?**

Delightful Fun Electric Currents Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about electric currents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electrical wire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electric currents pranks.

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"

I caught my daughter chewing on our neighbour's electrical cable...

Thankfully, they didn't press charges
But, I had to ground her and keep her at ohm
She's doing better currently
And conducting herself properly
But she's still on a short fuse, as there seems to be some confission as to what she did wrong.

The other day I told my boss…

That I needed a raise if he wanted me to stay in my current job, I told him that 3 companies were after me. Shocked he asked me which ones?
I then replied gas, electric, and cable.

My son kept chewing on electrical cables so I finally had to ground him

Of course he denied the charge first, but later I found him coiled up in his room.
He's conducting himself better now, so I think that worked out.
Well that's the current situation anyways, but there's definitely potential for greater resistance.
Some days I just feel like I don't have the capacity for raising kids.
He can be a real live wire sometimes.

I used to be sesquipedally loquacious

I got bullied because I couldn't even explain that that meant I was talking all the time with big and overly complicated words.
That's when the e**... made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device.

My wife asked if I had paid the Water and Electric bills.

Of course, I had forgotten to, but not wanting to lie or admit fault, I just told her that they were both current.

Why aren't adults afraid of the dark?

Because with the current price of electricity they are afraid of the light

When I misbehaved, my father wouldn't s**... me....

Instead, he'd ground me.
And then he'd run electric current through me.

my father wanted me to be a physicist so he tortured me with electric current

And now I'm famous conductor

What do you call an asian guy who is talking on an active electric shock giving chair?

current lee speaking

My friend told me that he could create a biological electric current to run through a capacitor.

I said, "weird flux but ok."

When a storm trooper wants to avoid conflict, he travels like electric current...

Down the path of least resistance.